

Anyways before all this happened we'd decided to get together at a bar near his work to chill and get his impure thoughts straightened out. Me & Sandra had gotten there early so we could talk the situation over a bit before my BF showed up, and as Rob Wilson noted, she was quite aware that my BF was thinking naughty thoughts about her which she found quite hilarious especially in light of the fact that we're all friends who've known each other forever. So yeah, we had a good giggle about the whole thing before he even showed up.

When he did arrive we settled in and talked a bit, and then he was like "um..Sandra, there's something I need to tell ya and get sorted out and stuff. I'm not sure how to say this but..." at which point she cut him off said "you're thinking dirty thoughts about me and you wanna kinky sex with me?". Oh my god.. you should've seen my poor BF turn red as he struggled for words and tried to make himself scarce, it was almost as bad as when I told him I loved him and asked him to be my BF!

After some good snuggle therapy from us (
And so after much laughter and joy we made our mandatory washroom trips before leaving. As my BF was making his way back from his trip a fight broke out by the bar just footsteps away from him. The rowdies around the bar all just rushed in and converged on the altercation, and in seconds tons of people had joined in and a ring of cheering spectators had formed around the growing fight. I saw my BF trying to make his way past the spectators, and then to my horror I saw someone stepping into the fight and swinging a bottle at my BF who was trying to exit. Thank god my BF saw it and he blocked the bottle with his arm and then the bottle guy just crumpled to the ground and my BF was striding towards the exit and yelling at us to get moving.
It was only after we were safely in my car & halfway home that he noticed he was bleeding a fair bit from his elbow and forearm, and when I stopped the car to take a closer look we saw pieces of glass stuck in his flesh as well. I was decided right then & there that he was going to a hospital to get it treated, which he objected to on the grounds that "it didn't hurt much, it's as bad as it looks" and "I can take care of this myself and I ain't sitting in a waiting room for 3 hours" (men..

There is a happy ending to this, we all ended up sleeping over at my place and after the crazy events of the night he was perfectly comfortable with both of us chicks snuggled up with him in the same bed.
