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w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.

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Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...

...Cattle Mutilator

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now THAT is an Odd Title
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Bah. You should've gone with Brother Reverend Magoun's Pornography. :P


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Congratulations. Just don't forget that we Rosicrucians taught you Illuminati everything you know.
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Mutilating cattle? :?



Must be a HP Lovecraft thing. :P
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...

...Cattle Mutilator
Are you sure you don't mean "Cattle Molester"? :P :lol:
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That's it. I want to join the Church of the SubGenius.

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Cattle Mutilator... That almost sounds like some really bad snuff film. :P
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Bah, I will not kneel.... :lol:
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Ah, the leader of the SDnet Illuminati/Freemasons Conspiracy finally gets a bit of recognition. :lol:
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Nice title, if a little disturbing.
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Strange title :shock: , fitting though.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...

...Cattle Mutilator

All kneel before the Illuminati!

Sith! Gnomage! Mecha and HAB alike!
I'm still the Harbinger of Doom.

I still own all you peons :twisted:
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aerius wrote:Are you sure you don't mean "Cattle Molester"? :P :lol:
Nah, that's what the sheep are for. :lol: :P
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Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Gnomage!
I destroyed your pitiful little orginization in the TGOD thread. If there's anything left, the People's Republic and the Gnomish Empire will crush it under an iron fist.
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aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
Ever hear a cow scream? :twisted:
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aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
He doesn't you fool. That's your imagination acting up again.

*two men dressed in all black escort aphex out of the room into a black helicopter, and wisk him away to be, "Re-educated"*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
He doesn't you fool. That's your imagination acting up again.

*two men dressed in all black escort aphex out of the room into a black helicopter, and wisk him away to be, "Re-educated"*
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Pitiful delusions.

The bunnies have already destroyed your ego, lunatic.

Go rot in your gulag cell.
Wishful thinking, for sure IP. You may not want to believe it, but I've already gridfired all your Illuminati HQs; you've been wiped out man.

Must've stabbed the wrong guy with that golden knife though. I'll get you yet.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:The Gnome will be honored for his loyalty to the Order.
Naw, I just couldn't resist. After all it's in your sig, the least he could do is respect that.

That said, I still will crush you!
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