Good News...and Bad News

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 04:07pm

aerius wrote:I think not. The docs were picking pieces of glass out of my arm and for some of the slivers they had to cut into my flesh to get them out. After which they cleaned and sterilized everything with alcohol and that shit fucking burns! Did I mention that it hurts like a bastard and that my arm is still oozing blood through the dressings?

Ok ok, one week.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 04:09pm

aerius wrote: I think not. The docs were picking pieces of glass out of my arm and for some of the slivers they had to cut into my flesh to get them out. After which they cleaned and sterilized everything with alcohol and that shit fucking burns! Did I mention that it hurts like a bastard and that my arm is still oozing blood through the dressings?

alcohol ?

I haven't been treated with alcohol since I was a kid. Nowadays the doctors only use stuff like betadyne, which is better at sterilizing than alcohol and doesn't burn..

Are you sure they were real doctors, and not jmac playing a little revenge on your person?

Oh, and heal fast!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-27 04:18pm

jmac wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
Curious, I also hate him.
Will you guys hate him less if I hugged you?
*hugs Dalton & Colonel Olrik*

So, wait -- if I hate Aerius, do I get a hug, too? I might have to find a way to capitalize on the growing Aerius-hating market... *ponders*

Glad to hear everything turned out okay. Sorry I missed it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-27 04:20pm

Hey Aerius, do you think that maybe you hang out in the wrong bars? The kind of place where a localized scuffle almost immediately turns into a full-fledged barroom brawl is probably not the kind of place you should be frequenting.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-27 04:39pm

Darth Wong wrote:Hey Aerius, do you think that maybe you hang out in the wrong bars? The kind of place where a localized scuffle almost immediately turns into a full-fledged barroom brawl is probably not the kind of place you should be frequenting.

Personally I think a fair number of bars are places just waiting to break out in violence. The one I was at is the "work" bar that I've been going to after work with my boss and co-workers for several years now, and though minor scuffles do happen from time to time it's never gone straight to hell like this before. Then again, there's always a first, and this was one of the very few times I'd ever been there on a Saturday. In hindsight I did notice that there were more people than usual and they were rowdier and likely more drunk from watching playoff hockey, not a good mix.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-27 04:40pm

If it helps, Aerius, I don't hate you.

But Dalton's just made my shitlist.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 04:47pm

I dont hate anyone

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-27 04:51pm

aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.

Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 04:54pm

XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.
Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.

Yeah, I don't want you to die, I just think you're a lucky bastard is all...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-27 05:14pm

XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.
Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.

Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration, at last count 3 people hate me, one wants me to die, and another wants me to go to hell. C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 05:17pm

aerius wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.
Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.
Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration, at last count 3 people hate me, one wants me to die, and another wants me to go to hell. C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

'love you, man.

This board would be a far worse place without my fellow mountain biker.

You're the only one who understands me

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-27 05:18pm

aerius wrote: C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

*gropes aerius*

How about now?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 05:22pm

XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote: C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....
*gropes aerius*

How about now?

*Blinks.*

I think aerius is now feeling the love...

J · Post by J » 2003-04-27 05:30pm

Alrighty...that's enough guys.... *carries aerius to the bedroom* *snuggle*

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-04-27 05:30pm

aerius wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.
Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.
Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration, at last count 3 people hate me, one wants me to die, and another wants me to go to hell. C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

*Sobs* I'm sorry Aerius. Can I get a hug?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-27 05:35pm

In all seriousness, thanks to everyone for brightening up my day. I gotta take it easy a bit so the cuts won't keep pulling open and gushing blood, good thing I have a bunch of books and stuff lying around as well as my computer and a cable modem internet connection.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-04-27 05:43pm

aerius wrote:In all seriousness, thanks to everyone for brightening up my day. I gotta take it easy a bit so the cuts won't keep pulling open and gushing blood, good thing I have a bunch of books and stuff lying around as well as my computer and a cable modem internet connection.

In all seriousness, I don't hate you. Relax and get better.....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 05:45pm

aerius wrote:In all seriousness, thanks to everyone for brightening up my day. I gotta take it easy a bit so the cuts won't keep pulling open and gushing blood, good thing I have a bunch of books and stuff lying around as well as my computer and a cable modem internet connection.

Do the books have naked girl pics?

Use the other arm the next few times you whack off on the internet...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-27 05:54pm

aerius wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die.
Hey now, watch where you point your hyperbole.
Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration, at last count 3 people hate me, one wants me to die, and another wants me to go to hell. C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

Awww, I don't hate you, Aerius! I just want to make a little money off the people that do! lol

Nah, we're all just a lot of jealous bastards. You heal up and get fit so those two gorgeous women can properly abuse you...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-27 08:26pm

salm wrote:entertaining.
now there´s only one question left to ask: "why did the bottle guy go down after he hit aerius with the bottle?"

I can't figure that out either, sounds a bit suss if you ask me.

BTW: I now hate aerius, lucky bastard.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-27 09:57pm

Alex Moon wrote:*Sobs* I'm sorry Aerius. Can I get a hug?

Umm...how about a pat on the butt? I'm not exactly into hugging guys...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Do the books have naked girl pics?
Use the other arm the next few times you whack off on the internet..

No, but they're still fun to read and all. No need for porn mags when I have the joys of cable modem to download porn videos with.

Gandalf wrote:
salm wrote:now there´s only one question left to ask: "why did the bottle guy go down after he hit aerius with the bottle?"
I can't figure that out either, sounds a bit suss if you ask me.

You learn a few things after studying various martial arts for over half your life. I knew that the only places a beer bottle could really hurt me was my head, face, and neck, anywhere else and I'll just get bruised and/or cut. I saw the bottle guy a bit too late to avoid him or take him out before he could hit me and I didn't trust my skills enough to try and jam his swing or trap his arm, so the only thing I could do was protect my head with my forearms and counter attack ASAP. BG left himself open and I hit him in the throat and I stomped his knee for good measure to make sure he stayed down. Useful stuff I learned from Krav Maga and reading everything on Selfdefense Forums and James Sass's now defunct forums.

BTW: I now hate aerius, lucky bastard.

Welcome to the club! The "I hate aerius" club meets in club founder Dalton's appartment every Tuesday. This week's topic of discussion, why is aerius such a sexy asian chick magnet, and how does he get these sexy swimmer chicks to snuggle him?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 10:01pm

You're not into hugs, but you like your ass being touched ? ::snicker::

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-27 10:06pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
*sulks*

Well, I still hate him, but maybe now a little less

*proceeds on polishing his bike for the third time today*
Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

Damn modern society. You can't say anything without it also being a masturbation reference.

As for aerius, I don't hate him, I'm just jealous that he scores some points with some chicks all the time, even on a bad day.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-27 10:12pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:As for aerius, I don't hate him, I'm just jealous that he scores some points with some chicks all the time, even on a bad day.

Are you kidding? Snuggling with two chicks and not being able to have sex with them all night would leave you with the worst case of blue balls in history.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 10:14pm

I agree

Especially two chicks you are this attracted to.