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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:
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Montcalm wrote:"Holy shit its the pope" 8)
Naked Gun 33 1/3?

Also, I have one:

"We had the wrong cast, the wrong script, the wrong director, when did we go right?"
"The Producers."
That's correct. I have something I hope is harder to figure out:

"We're getting a strange transmission form Gilbraltar. It's a giant rock sticking out of the South of Spain."

"Hey guys, what do you say we snort some heroin, and then commit some hate crimes?"

"You can tell this is a 70's porno, because his dick has sideburns."
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heres a few

1 They`ll stomp the city flat.


2 How can you tell its a female extraterestrial ? Cause she has four tits


3 I have not yet begun to fight! Well you better start because we are crashing into the sun
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
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Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,

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by the way those are three seperate movies
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"You can tell this is a 70's porno, because his dick has sideburns."
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"Hey guys, what do you say we snort some heroin, and then commit some hate crimes?"
it sounds familiar and i wanna say Super Troopers...but i'm probably wrong.
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hmmmm.......here's one:

"Peach....I could eat a peach for hours."

i think that's about right. it's been a long time since i've seen the movie.
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Stampede wrote:hmmmm.......here's one:

"Peach....I could eat a peach for hours."

i think that's about right. it's been a long time since i've seen the movie.
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Stampede wrote:
hmmmm.......here's one:

"Peach....I could eat a peach for hours."

i think that's about right. it's been a long time since i've seen the movie.


Face Off?
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I got one:

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!"
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Gandalf wrote:I got one:

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!"
Dr. Strangelove.

How about:
"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
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OK, the second movie was Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - and once again, the character in question was referring to Marilyn as she walked along a train platform.
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Here's something

" Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work. "
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Straha wrote:Here's something

" Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work. "
Uhm, that wasn't used in any filmed version.
innerbrat wrote:OK, the second movie was Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - and once again, the character in question was referring to Marilyn as she walked along a train platform.
What, mine? If it was, it wasn't the flick I was talking about. Mine was Peter O'Toole in My Favorite Year.
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"You can tell this is a 70's porno, because his dick has sideburns."
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"Hey guys, what do you say we snort some heroin, and then commit some hate crimes?"
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it sounds familiar and i wanna say Super Troopers...but i'm probably wrong.
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Well, you're right. About being wrong, that is. Guess again.
LoL. this bugs me cause i know ive heard this in a movie i watched recently...but i cant think of it. DAMMIT!!!! :evil:
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"Hey guys, what do you say we snort some heroin, and then commit some hate crimes?"
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it sounds familiar and i wanna say Super Troopers...but i'm probably wrong.


Well, you're right. About being wrong, that is. Guess again.
um.....Corky Romano?
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"Hey guys, what do you say we snort some heroin, and then commit some hate crimes?"
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it sounds familiar and i wanna say Super Troopers...but i'm probably wrong.


Well, you're right. About being wrong, that is. Guess again.
um.....Corky Romano?
Correct. Have a cookie.

Here's another one:

"Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
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"Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
LoL. Tropen told that to me once when an old guy stepped out in front of my car. :lol:
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"You know how you got that scar on your lip? You see, before you were born, I told you a secret, and I put my finger there and said... 'shhhh.'"
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Eleas wrote:"You know how you got that scar on your lip? You see, before you were born, I told you a secret, and I put my finger there and said... 'shhhh.'"
The Prophecy. "Remember your math kids, it's the key to the universe."
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Mark S wrote:
Eleas wrote:"You know how you got that scar on your lip? You see, before you were born, I told you a secret, and I put my finger there and said... 'shhhh.'"
The Prophecy. "Remember your math kids, it's the key to the universe."
Give the man a bratwurst! Now for another, somewhat easier:

"You said they brought us here. From where?"
"I'm sorry... I don't remember. None of us do... what we once were, what we could have been... somewhere else."
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