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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
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Durran Korr wrote: Well, that's not exactly a conspiracy theory, since for the official line to be true we have to throw out the laws of physics.
You want to know who killed Kennedy,watch Babylon 5 that will give you an idea.
So Kennedy was killed by... the Psi-Corps???
In Babylon 5 President Santiago was killed on the orders of Clark,so i concluded that Kennedy was killed on the order of LBJ. :wink:
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The HAARP radar array in Alaska is a superweapon that can alter global weather patterns and produce something similar to the Tunguska explosion in Siberia, and that it's also a high power mind control device used by the government to keep civilians in line. A book I read also says it's part of a sinister plot by the Jews and Stonemasons to take over the world.
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Course we all know that the Tunguska blast was the result of Nikola Tesla firing a huge blast of energy from his Wardenclyffe lab towards the North Pole
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Course we all know that the Tunguska blast was the result of Nikola Tesla firing a huge blast of energy from his Wardenclyffe lab towards the North Pole
I thought it was an alien ship that did the damage. :wink:
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Course we all know that the Tunguska blast was the result of Nikola Tesla firing a huge blast of energy from his Wardenclyffe lab towards the North Pole
From what I've read Tesla was trying to either light the way for or kill some guys who were on an arctic expedition. Unfortunately something went wrong with his equipment and he ended up leveling the forest in Siberia.
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Al Gore being born ~9 months after the Roswell incident.

Roswell - July 8, 1947
Gore - March 31, 1948

Makes you think :)
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I believe that Micheal Jackson is Osama bin Laden. You see, we don't see a bin Laden video for a while, and at the same time, Micheal Jackson comes back into the spotlight with a messed-up face and acting crazier than ever.

I also believe that they are out to get me. And they're out ot get you too, even if you're not irrational and paranoid!

I also believe that inexpensive and efficent cars and Pokémon were made by the Japanese to avenge the nuclear bomb blasts.
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I favor the detonation of a nuke in Australia by the Aum Shinirikyo cult story.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I believe that Micheal Jackson is Osama bin Laden. You see, we don't see a bin Laden video for a while, and at the same time, Micheal Jackson comes back into the spotlight with a messed-up face and acting crazier than ever.
Now i understand he or maybe it is somekind of Mr Potato Head. :mrgreen:
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Montcalm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Montcalm wrote: You want to know who killed Kennedy,watch Babylon 5 that will give you an idea.
So Kennedy was killed by... the Psi-Corps???
In Babylon 5 President Santiago was killed on the orders of Clark,so i concluded that Kennedy was killed on the order of LBJ. :wink:
But I prefer Kennedy being killed by a sexy female Death Cultist in skin-tight leather. :twisted:

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I keep hearing stuff (down the pub) about how there's a functional space-based laser called Orpheus. It was a prototype, built for the SDI programme back in the '80s but never flown, that was made operational when the risks of an asteroid collision started to register in the US government.
It's almost certainly bullshit, but interesting bullshit. :)
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Well, just after the last Ice Age, there was an advanced world comunity, that built all the great stone monuments throughout the World, and included the Minoans and the Atlanteans. Then, there was this big atomic war that erradicated Atlantis and shifted Earth's axis (not the magnetigc one, the other axis). Of course, all the scientists can't discover evidences of this, but they are out there!
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