Good News...and Bad News

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-27 10:43pm

I don't hate aerius. Hell, I'm happy for him scoring snuggle points with two girls.

Hooray for aerius.

J · Post by J » 2003-04-27 10:51pm

I love him too...he's so fun to hug & snuggle with, and he's so cute when he blushes like a schoolgirl. Right aerius?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-27 11:07pm

Am I the only one here who has observed a distinctly sadistic streak in jmac? She says she enjoys making Aerius extremely uncomfortable.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-27 11:16pm

jmac wrote: It happened too fast and I didn't see what happened, but aerius tells me that he hit the guy in the throat and broke his knee. All I saw was the bottle breaking on my BF's arm and then the guy just crumpling to the ground.

The mans got class, I'll give him that. Never ever fuck about in a barfight.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-27 11:27pm

Jmac, Sandra, don't let him off so easily, the teasing must last for a week at least by International Charter.

Aerius, pity you didn't get a split second more warning on that bottle, a step back then a punch to the throat would have saved you the trip to the hospital. I have to say, I like the knee stamp, but next time stamp on the ankle as he goes down, even if you only get a glancing hit it has a better chance of keeping him on the ground without you having to move out of position (and done properly can even help to move you backwards at the same time).

Dalton, teehehehehehehehehehee.

Everyone else, remember Rob is all-knowing and always right. Bow before Rob *yes even you at the back, I can see you*, make sacrifices in his name and send him your attractive 18-35 year old nubile women.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-04-28 12:03am

aerius wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:*Sobs* I'm sorry Aerius. Can I get a hug?
Umm...how about a pat on the butt? I'm not exactly into hugging guys...

Um no. How about a handshake?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-28 12:10am

Rob Wilson wrote:Jmac, Sandra, don't let him off so easily, the teasing must last for a week at least by International Charter.

Aerius, pity you didn't get a split second more warning on that bottle, a step back then a punch to the throat would have saved you the trip to the hospital. I have to say, I like the knee stamp, but next time stamp on the ankle as he goes down, even if you only get a glancing hit it has a better chance of keeping him on the ground without you having to move out of position (and done properly can even help to move you backwards at the same time).

I never seem to get into such altercations. This is very fortunate for me, since I have no knowledge whatsoever of fighting techniques.

Everyone else, remember Rob is all-knowing and always right. Bow before Rob *yes even you at the back, I can see you*, make sacrifices in his name and send him your attractive 18-35 year old nubile women.

I can't really afford that, since I have only one such woman available to me, and I'd like to hang onto her. Perhaps you'll settle for old issues of Hustler Magazine?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-28 12:18am

Darth Wong wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Jmac, Sandra, don't let him off so easily, the teasing must last for a week at least by International Charter.

Aerius, pity you didn't get a split second more warning on that bottle, a step back then a punch to the throat would have saved you the trip to the hospital. I have to say, I like the knee stamp, but next time stamp on the ankle as he goes down, even if you only get a glancing hit it has a better chance of keeping him on the ground without you having to move out of position (and done properly can even help to move you backwards at the same time).
I never seem to get into such altercations. This is very fortunate for me, since I have no knowledge whatsoever of fighting techniques.

Remember, when outnumbered - Run; When unarmed -Run; When in doubt - Run!

Everyone else, remember Rob is all-knowing and always right. Bow before Rob *yes even you at the back, I can see you*, make sacrifices in his name and send him your attractive 18-35 year old nubile women.
I can't really afford that, since I have only one such woman available to me, and I'd like to hang onto her. Perhaps you'll settle for old issues of Hustler Magazine?

Tempting, but I have enugh porn, but not enough Female slaves. If I send you the Chloroform and a large enough box, could you perhaps find a nubile lady in the city to airmail me?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-28 12:24am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Remember, when outnumbered - Run; When unarmed -Run; When in doubt - Run!
:D

The best fight is won by a hundred metres and still accelerating.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-28 12:24am

aerius wrote:Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration, at last count 3 people hate me, one wants me to die, and another wants me to go to hell. C'mon people, I'm not feeling the love here....

I don't care...*runs off to Ashley*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-28 10:13am

Darth Wong wrote:Am I the only one here who has observed a distinctly sadistic streak in jmac? She says she enjoys making Aerius extremely uncomfortable.

No, I've noticed it too, but on the bright side I get laid all the time. I think that's a fair trade.

Rob Wilson wrote:Everyone else, remember Rob is all-knowing and always right. Bow before Rob *yes even you at the back, I can see you*, make sacrifices in his name and send him your attractive 18-35 year old nubile women.

I'll send you my GF's sister when she gets back from school. I don't think I can deal with 3 swimmer girls making life "interesting" for me at the same time. They're crazy I tell you, crazy!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-28 10:17am

aerius wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Everyone else, remember Rob is all-knowing and always right. Bow before Rob *yes even you at the back, I can see you*, make sacrifices in his name and send him your attractive 18-35 year old nubile women.
I'll send you my GF's sister when she gets back from school. I don't think I can deal with 3 swimmer girls making life "interesting" for me at the same time. They're crazy I tell you, crazy!

Get's back from School??? Just how young is she? And will Jmac not notice her sisters been sent into Sex slavery and perhaps be annoyed?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-28 10:25am

Rob Wilson wrote:
aerius wrote:I'll send you my GF's sister when she gets back from school. I don't think I can deal with 3 swimmer girls making life "interesting" for me at the same time. They're crazy I tell you, crazy!
Get's back from School??? Just how young is she? And will Jmac not notice her sisters been sent into Sex slavery and perhaps be annoyed?

I tend to use the terms "school" and "university" interchangeably, she's 20, turns 21 in half a year. You bring up a valid point about jmac being less than happy having her younger sister disappeared, I hadn't thought of that point. But if you send me that large box and Chloroform, I'm sure I can send you one of the cute cyclist chicks that visit my bike shop.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-28 10:50am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I don't hate aerius. Hell, I'm happy for him scoring snuggle points with two girls.

Hooray for aerius.

Now why are you neglecting the women?

Hooray for all three.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-28 10:53am

XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I don't hate aerius. Hell, I'm happy for him scoring snuggle points with two girls.

Hooray for aerius.
Now why are you neglecting the women?

Hooray for all three.

Yes, you're right, how thoughtless of me. Hooray for all three!!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-28 11:20am

aerius wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
aerius wrote:I'll send you my GF's sister when she gets back from school. I don't think I can deal with 3 swimmer girls making life "interesting" for me at the same time. They're crazy I tell you, crazy!
Get's back from School??? Just how young is she? And will Jmac not notice her sisters been sent into Sex slavery and perhaps be annoyed?
I tend to use the terms "school" and "university" interchangeably, she's 20, turns 21 in half a year. You bring up a valid point about jmac being less than happy having her younger sister disappeared, I hadn't thought of that point. But if you send me that large box and Chloroform, I'm sure I can send you one of the cute cyclist chicks that visit my bike shop.

Box and clhloroform on their way, please make sure the women are wearing lycra cycling shorts.

J · Post by J » 2003-04-28 09:15pm

Darth Wong wrote:Am I the only one here who has observed a distinctly sadistic streak in jmac? She says she enjoys making Aerius extremely uncomfortable.

Sadistic? how so? I'm sure he greatly enjoys the warmth of being hugged and snuggled all the time. And besides, there's nothing wrong with having a few laughs at his expense, it's all in good fun and he gets even more hugs and cuddles out of it, is that not a good thing? I even let him cuddle my sister.

Rob Wilson wrote:Jmac, Sandra, don't let him off so easily, the teasing must last for a week at least by International Charter.

Of course, he won't be hearing the end of this one for a long long time. And of course we continue to plan ways to make him blush in that most adorable fashion of his.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-28 09:28pm

jmac wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Am I the only one here who has observed a distinctly sadistic streak in jmac? She says she enjoys making Aerius extremely uncomfortable.
Sadistic? how so? I'm sure he greatly enjoys the warmth of being hugged and snuggled all the time. And besides, there's nothing wrong with having a few laughs at his expense, it's all in good fun and he gets even more hugs and cuddles out of it, is that not a good thing? I even let him cuddle my sister.

Maybe I was too hasty in talking him out of making her my tribute... do you think she'll fit in the box with the Cycle chick?

Jmac wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Jmac, Sandra, don't let him off so easily, the teasing must last for a week at least by International Charter.
Of course, he won't be hearing the end of this one for a long long time. And of course we continue to plan ways to make him blush in that most adorable fashion of his.

[Mr Burns voice]Excellent[/Mr Burns voice]