Who would you elect god

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-27 07:36pm

Me, of course. I say that because I'll do anything for tax-exempt status and the tithing of the gullible masses. Either that or the genitals of the opposite sex, since a good number of people worship them already.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-27 09:47pm

I got you all beat.

Bill Cosby for God.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-04-27 09:51pm

Me and then my friend Curtis for Vice God. Darth Wong can head up the angels.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-27 09:59pm

As Mnister of Sin. I move to nominate Durandal for the position of God.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-27 10:03pm

This Guy

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-27 10:05pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:As Mnister of Sin. I move to nominate Durandal for the position of God.

You already worship him, and for highly non-religious reasons

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-27 10:12pm

shut up! *paranoid glance* *whispers*They are not supposed to know that

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-27 10:12pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:I got you all beat.

Bill Cosby for God.

HAH! Like I'm not an atheist already!

pellaeons_scion · Post by **pellaeons_scion** » 2003-04-27 10:37pm

Im voting for the mold in the bottom of my Coffee mug...

It is wise and all knowing...and moves in mysterious ways sometimes. And truly doesnt give a shit about humanity.

Amply qualified for the position of God

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-04-27 11:32pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:I got you all beat.

Bill Cosby for God.

Har har har *points to avatar*

Elect mah cawk for vice-gawd

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-27 11:41pm

though i Would prefer Durandal for godhood, I find it insulting that no one has nominated me yet.

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-28 12:30am

Straha wrote:And where is this invisible dragon?

<-------!!!!!!!!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-28 12:50am

You're all crazy. Anything living could have all sorts of insane ideas and plans in its head. I'm voting in favor of a moderate sized polished iron ball.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-04-28 01:21am

Nova Andromeda wrote:--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to serve cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).

Hear! Hear! Why would anyone want a dog? They're too needy. A dog god would require all kinds of attention, but a cat, on the other hand, only requires a basic amount of care plus the obvious respect due any Higher Being. Really, which would you rather have, a god that demands attention at every whim or a god that sleeps 18 hours a day?

And my Flash could take on Fuzzy anyday.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-28 01:35am

Kaalimukifunosigataminozaradonar Foss. a.k.a., Aloysius Valdez, a.ka. Not The Coffee Guy, and his running-mate The Holy Toaster.

Or my cat.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-28 03:55am

Rathark wrote:
Straha wrote:And where is this invisible dragon?
<-------!!!!!!!!

The key work is "Invisible"... "Invisible!"

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-28 03:58am

Johonebesus wrote:Hear! Hear! Why would anyone want a dog? They're too needy. A dog god would require all kinds of attention, but a cat, on the other hand, only requires a basic amount of care plus the obvious respect due any Higher Being. Really, which would you rather have, a god that demands attention at every whim or a god that sleeps 18 hours a day?

You kidding us? I mean, would you trade enslavement to the every whim of some sadistic God(s) for the enslavement to the every whim of another sadistic God?

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-04-28 04:27am

Lord of the Farce wrote:You kidding us? I mean, would you trade enslavement to the every whim of some sadistic God(s) for the enslavement to the every whim of another sadistic God?

A. It's the lesser of two evils. If we have to have a god, a cat would be far less demanding than a dog. I bet Flash doesn't ask for nearly as much as Cookie.

B. Cats are more suited to godhood anyway. It is natural to serve cats. It is unnatural to serve dogs.

C. No offense to Wong, Fuzzy is very cute and I'm sure a fine companion, but I refuse to bow down to that little dust-mop thing. The domestic cat is still a powerful predator. It hasn't had tens of thousands of years of domestication as a slave to soften it up, and has suffered only a minimum of genetic manipulation through breeding. Like I said, even my cat could take on Fuzzy.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-04-28 08:43am

Darth Wong wrote:
Howedar wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Only if we need a genocidal butcher in charge. No thanks.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
I didn't say anything about his benevolence or lack thereof, just his astounding job experience
Experience only counts as a bonus if you did a good job last time.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Famil ... Fuzzy3.jpg

I believe I shall vote for my cat Frida instead:

Though it doesn't feel right to leave her sister out of it, I'd vote for 'em both.

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-28 10:14am

T-800 from 'Terminator II'.

'Hasta La Vista, Baby!"

Booom!

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-28 10:55am

His Divine Shadow wrote:Kitties

Caption: "Dinner for you and a friend. (Duct tape and acetylene torches not included.)"

Which reminds me: I'm hungry.

::Ducks and covers::

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-04-28 11:02am

Queeb Salaron wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:Kitties
Caption: "Dinner for you and a friend. (Duct tape and acetylene torches not included.)"

Piss off.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-28 11:05am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Howedar wrote: I didn't say anything about his benevolence or lack thereof, just his astounding job experience
Experience only counts as a bonus if you did a good job last time.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Famil ... Fuzzy3.jpg
I believe I shall vote for my cat Frida instead:

Though it doesn't feel right to leave her sister out of it, I'd vote for 'em both.

Electing a dog as supreme overlord is one thing, choosing a cat to do the job is even weirder.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-04-28 11:06am

Electing a dog as supreme overlord is one thing, choosing a cat to do the job is even weirder.

No, it is the only logical conclusion.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-28 11:13am

His Divine Shadow wrote:Piss off.

Get over yourself. It was a joke.