Server Trouble?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 06:58pm

SDnet is having server trouble again.

It lags horribly, then fifteen minutes later, I get something that says

"PHP Critical Error

Could not connect to the database."

Which lasts an hour

WTF!?!?!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-28 07:35pm

You're lucky. I'm not being able to log in at all.

Just managed to get in through the secure connection, it's slow as hell

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-28 07:37pm

Site didn't even load for me for minutes on end. Had to attempt three times to get a thread up.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 07:38pm

I think poor Mike has a shitload of troubleshooting to do when he logs on...

PHP logs, connection logs, the works...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-28 07:38pm

It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 07:39pm

Shinova wrote:Site didn't even load for me for minutes on end. Had to attempt three times to get a thread up.

Same for me.

Could whoever is firing their Bogon Cannon™ at the SDnet Server kindly please STOP!!?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 07:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

*Whips out Railgun and Rails Java in the FUCKING FOOT!!!*

First Java crashes my browser, now it slams SDnet to a crawl... I h8 Java!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-28 07:47pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

Is it an app that's essential for server operations or is it some idiot running some stupid resource hog on the server? -_-

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-28 08:23pm

*wehw* I thought it was just me, i was hella trying to reconfigure my network settings.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-28 08:25pm

Shinova wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.
Is it an app that's essential for server operations or is it some idiot running some stupid resource hog on the server? -_-

That must be one poorly coded JSSE app.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 09:06pm

Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho

It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-28 11:28pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!

I managed to get through to MJ, and he restarted the CPU-hogging process, which had somehow gotten itself stuck in some kind of death spiral. It seems OK now.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-28 11:36pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!
I managed to get through to MJ, and he restarted the CPU-hogging process, which had somehow gotten itself stuck in some kind of death spiral. It seems OK now.

Oh, that's what happened!!!

Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

Now if only I can fix my insane choppiness in Quake...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-04-29 12:23am

While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

edit: Here's a screenshot if that helps you any.

I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-29 12:29am

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

I'm using the same browser and the same template, and I don't see that. Have you tried refreshing?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-29 12:30am

Einy wrote:Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

GOOD LORD!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-29 12:31am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Einy wrote:Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass
GOOD LORD!

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-29 12:34am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

Do you view everything in life through this kind of perspective

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-29 12:37am

Vertigo1 wrote:I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Your stylesheet is apparently fucked over. I've had the same problem with Nukezone, and reloading usually fixes it. But if that doesn't work, clear your cache and try again...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-29 12:39am

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

That's happened to me before. Usually because either my bandwidth was maxed, or my RAM was maxed. I use IE.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-04-29 12:41am

I'm on a fresh install of XP so cache isn't even an issue. However, it wouldn't suprise me in the least if Mozilla 1.3 was to blame. So far, I am NOT impressed with it, and am seriously thinking of switching back to 1.2.1.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-29 12:42am

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

edit: Here's a screenshot if that helps you any.

http://vertigo1-2.freeyellow.com/BlackSoul.jpg

I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Ugh that's ugly! Hey is that the Quake Sigil in my sig up there?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-29 12:43am

Vertigo1 wrote:I'm on a fresh install of XP so cache isn't even an issue. However, it wouldn't suprise me in the least if Mozilla 1.3 was to blame. So far, I am NOT impressed with it, and am seriously thinking of switching back to 1.2.1.

Egh me too! Moz 1.2.x was good. 1.3 is well.... eggghhhh...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-29 12:43am

Shinova wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass
Do you view everything in life through this kind of perspective

Not always...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-04-29 12:44am

Scratch that, its suddenly decided to load properly.

Mozilla is really starting to go down the tubes, quality wise.....

I'm definitely going back to 1.2.1.