NICE Artwork from WotC

PSW: discuss Star Wars without "versus" arguments.

Moderator: Vympel

User avatar
Robert Treder
has strong kung-fu.
Posts: 3891
Joined: 2002-07-03 02:38am
Location: San Jose, CA

Post by Robert Treder »

Unfortunately, all of the NJO is a spoiler. It fucking spoils Star Wars.

And then, just when you think it can't get any worse...you remind yourself that SW could have "Enterprise." *whew*
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

Brotherhood of the Monkey - First Monkey|Justice League - Daredevil|Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Eisenhower Mug Knight (13 Conan Pts.)|SD.Net Chroniclers|HAB
User avatar
His Divine Shadow
Commence Primary Ignition
Posts: 12791
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:22am
Location: Finland, west coast

Post by His Divine Shadow »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Howedar wrote:Thats bullshit.
Thusly expressing most peoples' reaction to NJO as a whole.
Nah.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
User avatar
His Divine Shadow
Commence Primary Ignition
Posts: 12791
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:22am
Location: Finland, west coast

Post by His Divine Shadow »

Robert Treder wrote:Unfortunately, all of the NJO is a spoiler. It fucking spoils Star Wars.
I have to say "Nah" to this too, it's not as bad as people make it out to be.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:

Post by Cal Wright »

Say what you want, but the characters whine to damn much in it, and are pussies. They have like one damn fight then all of the sudden, Vong tech hits and they're just dumb fucks on a USS starship. Maybe these next books will put some more punch in there.

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
User avatar
His Divine Shadow
Commence Primary Ignition
Posts: 12791
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:22am
Location: Finland, west coast

Post by His Divine Shadow »

Cal Wright wrote:Say what you want, but the characters whine to damn much in it, and are pussies
Hmmm, no, definitly no on that one(Enemy Lines Duology, Traitor, SbS, DW - definitly no whining there).
They have like one damn fight then all of the sudden, Vong tech hits and they're just dumb fucks on a USS starship
Noo, not really no, the last book was bad, but it's hardly accurate to go around whining about the NJO as a whole because of that.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:

Post by Peregrin Toker »

Robert Treder wrote:And it's not enough for them to include crazy biotechnology...it has to be bigger and better than normal SW tech...and it's not enough for it to just be bigger and better...it has to FUCKING DESTROY CORUSCANT.
That belongs in Warhammer 40K, where the Tyranids easily could do that.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
User avatar
white_rabbit
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2039
Joined: 2002-09-30 09:04pm

Post by white_rabbit »

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:And it's not enough for them to include crazy biotechnology...it has to be bigger and better than normal SW tech...and it's not enough for it to just be bigger and better...it has to FUCKING DESTROY CORUSCANT.
That belongs in Warhammer 40K, where the Tyranids easily could do that.
But the Tyranids AREN'T better per se than every one else.

Theres just so bloody many of them.
IRG CommandoJoe
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3481
Joined: 2002-07-09 12:51pm

Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Heh, you call this "changed around a bit"?
The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia wrote:fucking bullshit
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Coruscant was one of my favorite things about Star Wars! Those shithead authors! They're ruining the Star Wars galaxy! They've DESTROYED what's left of the shitty NJO galaxy when they TOTALED Coruscant! The only way this can ever be repaired is if they build a huge Death Star, blast away everything in Coruscant's original location, and build a BIGGER AND BETTER MOTHERFUCKING CORUSCANT THE LIKES WE'VE NEVER SEEN.

BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! I HOPE THE AUTHORS OF THE NJO GET ENSLAVED AND ROT IN THE SPICE MINES OF KESSEL UNDER IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS' PLASTOID BOOTS!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:





















(Remembers Coruscant.)
:cry:
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith

Proud member of the Brotherhood of the Monkey.
User avatar
Darth Fanboy
DUH! WINNING!
Posts: 11182
Joined: 2002-09-20 05:25am
Location: Mars, where I am a totally bitchin' rockstar.

Post by Darth Fanboy »

Frankly the destruction of Corsucant was ridiculous, they should have had COruscant be the final battlefield. A knock down drag out battle. Fuckin shit...Now watching AoTC is a little stingy to see all of that greatness ruined.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Nathan F
Resident Redneck
Posts: 4979
Joined: 2002-09-10 08:01am
Location: Around the corner
Contact:

Post by Nathan F »

I would say something, uhm, interesting is going to start happening in the next few books. Lets just hope it isn't a rehash of old stories with 'last minute' endings.
User avatar
Galvatron
Decepticon Leader
Posts: 6662
Joined: 2002-07-12 12:27am
Location: Kill! Smash! Destroy! Rend! Mangle! Distort!

Post by Galvatron »

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Coruscant was DESTROYED? The planet is GONE Alderaan-style? Or is it just wrecked?
Not destroyed, just conquered and "Vong-formed."

I have no problem with this. Plotwise, the NJO has been the most dynamic series yet. Deaths of major characters, the destruction and conquest of important worlds, etc. The loss of Coruscant was, IMO, necessary because it represented the NR hitting "rock-bottom." IOW, its darkest hour before turning the tide of the war.

Quite frankly, these novels are the only way I get my Star Wars fix any more because the new movies have been a major disappointment (again, IMHO).
User avatar
Rightous Fist Of Heaven
Jedi Master
Posts: 1201
Joined: 2002-09-29 05:31pm
Location: Finland

Post by Rightous Fist Of Heaven »

I have formed the opinion that people dont like NJO because it completely shatters the illusion of invurnelability regarding the key characters and worlds. Altough it is true that the characters have been made whiny bitches in many of the books that does not apply to the good books in NJO, overgeneralizing is stupid.
From what i read from Remnant, most of the superstructure below the Vongforming in Coruscant is still intact,they have rebuilt it after massive catastrophies before, now the catastrophy is just slightly bigger one.
I have no problem with this. Plotwise, the NJO has been the most dynamic series yet. Deaths of major characters, the destruction and conquest of important worlds, etc. The loss of Coruscant was, IMO, necessary because it represented the NR hitting "rock-bottom." IOW, its darkest hour before turning the tide of the war.
Exactly, and with this the old moronic goverment got brushed aside and a new goverment that is interested to bring the fight to the Vong could step in. Most of the fault why the NR defense was so fuxored was because of Fey'Lya and the other morons in the goverment, and the fact that Viqi Shesh played a key role in hindering the NR defensive attempts.
Frankly the destruction of Corsucant was ridiculous, they should have had COruscant be the final battlefield. A knock down drag out battle. Fuckin shit...Now watching AoTC is a little stingy to see all of that greatness ruined.
What makes you think that it wont be the final battlefield? But this time the sides are the opposite than the last time. It would be friggin awesome if the final epic battle was fought of Coruscant, it would finish the series well.
"The ones they built at the height of nuclear weapons could knock the earth out of its orbit" - Physics expert Envy in reference to the hydrogen bombs built during the cold war.
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

It's because it's no longer Coruscant. The city-planet that has stood for easily 50,000 years has fallen, and is no longer the shining beakon it once was.

Now it's just a shattered world made into a copy of Yuuzhan'tar.

:cry:
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:

Post by Peregrin Toker »

white_rabbit wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:And it's not enough for them to include crazy biotechnology...it has to be bigger and better than normal SW tech...and it's not enough for it to just be bigger and better...it has to FUCKING DESTROY CORUSCANT.
That belongs in Warhammer 40K, where the Tyranids easily could do that.
But the Tyranids AREN'T better per se than every one else.

Theres just so bloody many of them.
They still can remake a planet "in their image."
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
User avatar
Burak Gazan
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1536
Joined: 2002-12-30 07:45pm
Location: Sault Ste Marie, Ontario
Contact:

Post by Burak Gazan »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's because it's no longer Coruscant. The city-planet that has stood for easily 50,000 years has fallen, and is no longer the shining beakon it once was.

Now it's just a shattered world made into a copy of Yuuzhan'tar.

:cry:
Woozantar Shoozantar :twisted:

There's only one way to fix that

COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION! :twisted:
User avatar
Darktrayn
Redshirt
Posts: 21
Joined: 2003-01-20 04:02pm
Location: east coast
Contact:

Post by Darktrayn »

The destruction of coruscant is about as bullshit as the shit artwork. Put that stylized shit back in the dungeons and dragons books. These "writers" and "artists" trying to make the star wars universe their own little playground pisses me off to no end.
User avatar
Illuminatus Primus
All Seeing Eye
Posts: 15774
Joined: 2002-10-12 02:52pm
Location: Gainesville, Florida, USA
Contact:

Post by Illuminatus Primus »

Darktrayn wrote:The destruction of coruscant is about as bullshit as the shit artwork. Put that stylized shit back in the dungeons and dragons books. These "writers" and "artists" trying to make the star wars universe their own little playground pisses me off to no end.
Shut the fuck up.

They're licensed to add to SW. They're not making canon--just a new direction and addition. This purist shit pisses me the fuck off.
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is. They make shit. Unbelievable. Unremarkable. Shit." - Gabriel Shear, Swordfish

"This statement, in its utterly clueless hubristic stupidity, cannot be improved upon. I merely quote it in admiration of its perfection." - Garibaldi in reply to an incredibly stupid post.

The Fifth Illuminatus Primus | Warsie | Skeptical Empiricist | Florida Gator | Sustainability Advocate | Libertarian Socialist |
Image
User avatar
Burak Gazan
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1536
Joined: 2002-12-30 07:45pm
Location: Sault Ste Marie, Ontario
Contact:

Post by Burak Gazan »

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Darktrayn wrote:The destruction of coruscant is about as bullshit as the shit artwork. Put that stylized shit back in the dungeons and dragons books. These "writers" and "artists" trying to make the star wars universe their own little playground pisses me off to no end.
Shut the fuck up.

They're licensed to add to SW. They're not making canon--just a new direction and addition. This purist shit pisses me the fuck off.
You have the right to be pissed off; just as anyone who detests the scumbag piece of shit that is the NJO has the right to hate IT.
So live with it.
IRG CommandoJoe
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3481
Joined: 2002-07-09 12:51pm

Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

Burak Gazan wrote: You have the right to be pissed off; just as anyone who detests the scumbag piece of shit that is the NJO has the right to hate IT.
So live with it.
Exactly. Live with it just the way we have to live with the NJO.
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith

Proud member of the Brotherhood of the Monkey.
User avatar
His Divine Shadow
Commence Primary Ignition
Posts: 12791
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:22am
Location: Finland, west coast

Post by His Divine Shadow »

You could atleast stop your never-ending whining, bitching and moaning and the big red fonts that comes up everytime the NJO is mentioned, even if it's not a thread thats about it, someone always has to start harping, it's getting fucking annoying.
Leave it be.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
Post Reply