Sometimes I really hate women.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 03:15am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
I thought bestiality was illegal

anything goes in Alabama....LoL

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 03:18am

Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

You lie!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-29 03:22am

Hethrir wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
I've always found the nice ones are taken :(

But then Australian women are not the same as others...

They're better!

Ahahahhahah!

Yes! Yes! Join me my Australian comrades in our mockery of those not fortunate enough to inhabit our fine continent!

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 03:27am

weemadando wrote:
Hethrir wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
I've always found the nice ones are taken

But then Australian women are not the same as others...
They're better!

Ahahahhahah!

Yes! Yes! Join me my Australian comrades in our mockery of those not fortunate enough to inhabit our fine continent!

if the looks didnt get me...the accent would. love the accent.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-04-29 03:31am

Stampede wrote: everytime i find a girlie that seems nice....she either turns out to a)have a boyfriend. b)be a lesbian. or c)be a complete slut. i mean...WTF!! then theres the whole "you're not my type" thing. that always sucks donkey balls. it doesnt help that im anti social with people till i get to know them. but still...when i do talk, i find one of the above.

you sound a lot like me... I too take a great deal of time to actually feel comfortable around new people.

matter of fact, I suffer principally from (a) and (d) (the 'youre not my type'... as if they could possibly know wether Im their type or not in the first 60 seconds of a conversation!).

to top it all off, Ive lately been finding it increasingly difficult to approach women, as my long-term observations of their behavior are leading to the conclusion that they cannot be trusted with my heart -- one of the drawbacks of having so many female friends...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 03:36am

I just have really ... really... really... REALLY bad luck with girls. Like ... REALLY.... =/

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 03:39am

ROTFL, all this "There are no good girls out there" stuff is hilarious, especially considering how often women complain "there are no good guys out there" because they keep going out with jocks and assholes because all the good guys and girls are too goddamn shy to go find eachother most of the time. Typical of you silly kids; wouldn't know how to count your own two legs if you didn't have people like me pointing them out to you.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 03:45am

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:
Stampede wrote: everytime i find a girlie that seems nice....she either turns out to a)have a boyfriend. b)be a lesbian. or c)be a complete slut. i mean...WTF!! then theres the whole "you're not my type" thing. that always sucks donkey balls. it doesnt help that im anti social with people till i get to know them. but still...when i do talk, i find one of the above.
you sound a lot like me... I too take a great deal of time to actually feel comfortable around new people.

matter of fact, I suffer principally from (a) and (d) (the 'youre not my type'... as if they could possibly know wether Im their type or not in the first 60 seconds of a conversation!).

to top it all off, Ive lately been finding it increasingly difficult to approach women, as my long-term observations of their behavior are leading to the conclusion that they cannot be trusted with my heart -- one of the drawbacks of having so many female friends...

yeah, everytime i trust a girlie...i quickly find that i was foolish to do so.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 03:48am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:ROTFL, all this "There are no good girls out there" stuff is hilarious, especially considering how often women complain "there are no good guys out there" because they keep going out with jocks and assholes because all the good guys and girls are too goddamn shy to go find eachother most of the time. Typical of you silly kids; wouldn't know how to count your own two legs if you didn't have people like me pointing them out to you.

you may have a point, but everytime i always find the nice shy girlies and try to talk to them....well it doesnt exactaly work with a shy guy and a shy girl trying to hold out a conversation.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-29 03:54am

weemadando wrote:They're better!

Ahahahhahah!

Yes! Yes! Join me my Australian comrades in our mockery of those not fortunate enough to inhabit our fine continent!

*Clears throat* Ak-hem...

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!

*Jumps back inside fire(proof)base*

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 04:02am

Lord of the Farce wrote:
weemadando wrote:They're better!

Ahahahhahah!

Yes! Yes! Join me my Australian comrades in our mockery of those not fortunate enough to inhabit our fine continent!
*Clears throat* Ak-hem...

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!

*Jumps back inside fire(proof)base*

LoL. if i knew that i could find a cute, single australian girlie that drives a '73 Falcon...i'd be there in a heartbeat.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 04:18am

Stampede wrote:you may have a point, but everytime i always find the nice shy girlies and try to talk to them....well it doesnt exactaly work with a shy guy and a shy girl trying to hold out a conversation.

[Yoda]That, is why you fail...[/Yoda]

You post should read "You may have a point, because everytime..."
The way you have it, it could sort of be mistaken for you trying to refute part of my argument.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 04:21am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Stampede wrote:you may have a point, but everytime i always find the nice shy girlies and try to talk to them....well it doesnt exactaly work with a shy guy and a shy girl trying to hold out a conversation.
[Yoda]That, is why you fail...[/Yoda]

You post should read "You may have a point, because everytime..."
The way you have it, it could sort of be mistaken for you trying to refute part of my argument.

oops. sorry...i'll edit it then.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 04:23am

ah, fuck it. id have to rewrite the damn thing. you know what i mean anyway. i cant word things right half the time.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-29 05:34am

I live in Australia, I hang out with a group of girls at achool, (I'm the only guy), anyway, in keeping with what has been established, they're all nice people, my girlfriend and all her friends are nice people.

I think in Australia the nice girl to bitch ratio is 4:1.

I love this country.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 05:35am

thats it......im moving to austrailia

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-29 07:41am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:ROTFL, all this "There are no good girls out there" stuff is hilarious, especially considering how often women complain "there are no good guys out there" because they keep going out with jocks and assholes because all the good guys and girls are too goddamn shy to go find eachother most of the time. Typical of you silly kids; wouldn't know how to count your own two legs if you didn't have people like me pointing them out to you.

Actually, it goes like this:

Woman: "there are no good guys out there"
(for 'good', read 'attractive, intelligent, sensitive, rich, funny and interesting')
Man: "there are no good girls out there"
(for 'good', read 'willing to shag me')

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-29 07:52am

aphexmonster wrote:I just have really ... really... really... REALLY bad luck with girls. Like ... REALLY.... =/

Could be you're just trying too hard. The nice girls are out there, you just have to look for them. Lots of misses will lead you to the hits eventually and are well worth the trouble most of the time. You my friend are going through what is technically referred to as "Being a teenage boy".

It may feel sucky and horrible right now, but keep going and you'll start finding the right ladies for you. The only way you won't is if you become insular and don't put yourself out there, that's when you get the people that say "But I never find the right women, so why should I look?" Hopefully the problem with that thinking is self-evident

Basically your going to go through a lot of heart-ache and pain (unless you're really lucky - in which case all us other males hate you

) before you find women you like and like you back. Keep looking though, and you'll be fine.

As to the young lady in question, go find her and ask her what she was saying. If you want you can make things easier by saying "[girls name], look I'm sorry about earlier, I had a lot on my mind and I totally zoned out. What was it you were trying to tell me?" or something along those lines. Remember to apologise for not hearing what she said as otherwise she may be defensive and not want to tell you what she had said "Well why should i tell you now, if you couldn't bother listening before!" or something similar. It's just how the female mind works, you don't have to understand it, just know it.

Anyway, hope that helped.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-04-29 08:22am

haha.. Most of my female friends are nice, and three of them are willing to travel three hours just to see me.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-29 10:32am

innerbrat wrote:Actually, it goes like this:

Woman: "there are no good guys out there"
(for 'good', read 'attractive, intelligent, sensitive, rich, funny and interesting')
Man: "there are no good girls out there"
(for 'good', read 'willing to shag me')

LMAO!!

And actually, for a (romantically) shy chick, I think I'm doing pretty well stepping up to tell the shy guy I'm into that I'm into him. *points to my confusion thread*

So we are out there, thankyouverymuch. *sticks tongue out*

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-29 12:20pm

I have met two nice girls in my three years of adolescence. Both were spoken for, and I'm butt ugly(2 years ago, I had a triplechin.Now it's more like 1/2 a chin. Walking up 8 flights upstairs because all my classes are on the fourth floor can do that). Ah well, where there's a will......

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-29 01:35pm

I think my problem with the girls is that I'm too open about stuff. I go up to them, tell sick jokes, loudly proclaim that I want to go out with them, and they don't seem to like me for it. Any help?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-29 01:36pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think my problem with the girls is that I'm too open about stuff. I go up to them, tell sick jokes, loudly proclaim that I want to go out with them, and they don't seem to like me for it. Any help?

Here's some advice...

Don't do that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-29 01:38pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think my problem with the girls is that I'm too open about stuff. I go up to them, tell sick jokes, loudly proclaim that I want to go out with them, and they don't seem to like me for it. Any help?
Here's some advice...

Don't do that.

I think it's too late for that. I've already ruined my chances with the good girls I know.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-04-29 01:50pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

Relevant Nodwick strip...