The ultimate male question

[His Divine Shadow]

I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.

Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?

Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?

I don't wear boxers.

[Vympel]

I'm too large for my penis to pop outta there, luckily.

[Aeolus]

I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.

Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?

Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?

Just buy boxers with buttons

[Gandalf]

I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.

Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?

Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?

Just buy boxers with buttons

Or he could do up his fly.

[Aeolus]

I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.

Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?

Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?

Just buy boxers with buttons

Or he could do up his fly.

Well see now your just being difficult

[Gandalf]

Just buy boxers with buttons

Or he could do up his fly.

Well see now your just being difficult

Well I'm just old fashioned I guess.

[Aeolus]

Or he could do up his fly.

Well see now your just being difficult

Well I'm just old fashioned I guess.

Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??

[Next of Kin]

Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??

Wearing a fig leaf

[Gandalf]

Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??

Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.

[Lagmonster]

The slit is there for you to take a piss through without pulling your underwear down.

And if that annoys you, sew the thing up. A monkey could do it.

[Aeolus]

Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??

Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.

Hello, button Fly

[Gandalf]

Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??

Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.

Hello, button Fly

Aren't those generally found on womens pants?

[Gil Hamilton]

The honest reason that slit is there is because you've got a penis, and that slit allows your underwear to fit your body snugly while providing expanding real estate for your dong to take up. The slit in ones underwear is their friend, even if it occasionally allows the major general to get loose on occasion.

[Aeolus]

Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.

Hello, button Fly

Aren't those generally found on womens pants?

Levi 501 jeans are a "well developed" boys best friend

[Gandalf]

Levi 501 jeans are a "well developed" boys best friend

Whilst our definitions of 'well developed' probably vary, I think zippers are where it's at. They look less girlish, and can be undone easier in an emergency.

[Admiral Valdemar]

We did a survey on here not long ago, apparently everyone hangs down the left leg of the boxers 9/10. That's pretty weird.

[Oberleutnant]

First it was Mary Poppins and Trinity having lesbian sex. After topics about anal sex, masturbation, farting and the shape of your penis we have come to peeing in the sink. Noticeable improvement I say!


Edit: I don't wear boxers that have that empty space, so it's not my bloody problem!

[BrYaN19kc]

Why wear boxers around the apartment? Just go commando! It's much more comfortable.

[Ghost Rider]

Don't care much for boxers...and nope, no commando style either.

I just shuffle around in my robe.

[Tsyroc]

I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.

Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?

Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?

Actually I think the slit should be there but should either have buttons, snaps or velcro to keep it closed. If I get some that don't have some way of keeping closed I will usually sew them shut myself. I'm not a big boxer guy though. For the most part I only use them to sleep. I have a few boxer briefs that aren't bad but I still get that "too much fabric" feeling when I wear them with jeans.

When I was in the Navy we used to have a lot of people who would wear boxers and then decide that was the only thing they were going to wear while hanging around in the "barracks" (actually berthing). It's like those things are designed to provide a "cock window" the way they pooch open. It's even more annoying when you're sitting down and then some guy in boxers is standing next to you and all you have is dick at your eyeline.

The things aren't any better when people are sitting either. It does help if the boxers are a little oversized but if they are kind of tight those things will be w i d e open.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

I wear briefs, so I don't have to deal with anything like that.

And Superman, for Christ's sake, don't fucking piss in the sink. That's disgusting.

[Tsyroc]

I wear briefs, so I don't have to deal with anything like that.

And Superman, for Christ's sake, don't fucking piss in the sink. That's disgusting.

Yeah, if you want to save water but don't want to hold off on flushing the toilet you can always piss in the shower/tub.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...

[InnerBrat]

Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...

And never put your mouth anywher near where someone's been peeing.

Oh no, wait a minute...

[Iceberg]

Oh like your penis has never been cold because of that space...

I wear boxer briefs. Best of both worlds.