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innerbrat wrote:And never put your mouth anywher near where someone's been peeing.

Oh no, wait a minute...


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innerbrat wrote: And never put your mouth anywher near where someone's been peeing.

Oh no, wait a minute...
I guess oral sex just makes both sides kinda forget about that prospect. :wink:
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It's funny how the waste disposal area of our body is located right next to the reproductive area. Maybe that's a sort of in joke from evolution.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's funny how the waste disposal area of our body is located right next to the reproductive area. Maybe that's a sort of in joke from evolution.
Hell, you guys use the same opening!

as an evolutionary aside, monotremes (platypus, spiny anteater) use the same opening for all 3 functions - it's called the cloaca, and I'm so glad I don't have one...
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Well, oral sex (for both genders) is totally different from urinating in the sink.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, oral sex (for both genders) is totally different from urinating in the sink.
LOL


That's the most brilliant thing I've read all day.
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innerbrat wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's funny how the waste disposal area of our body is located right next to the reproductive area. Maybe that's a sort of in joke from evolution.
Hell, you guys use the same opening!

as an evolutionary aside, monotremes (platypus, spiny anteater) use the same opening for all 3 functions - it's called the cloaca, and I'm so glad I don't have one...
A girl I know told me that most women have 95% good DNA in them at least once in their life but then they spit it out. :D

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Superman wrote:Well, what did you mean about the bottom of the boxers?
Wind gets up the bottom of them.
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Damn dude, there is like a billion types of underware out there in the 1st world countries. You can't find a set of britches that accomadate all of your em, needs. :wink:

And why the hell would you crawl up on your sink to take a piss when you can just stand in the shower and take a wiz. I don't know about you, but my sink is higher than my waist and that would be a health arc to be able to piss in the sink, that or a stool or something. :shock:

If you truely want to save water, step outside and use a tree. :P
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Maybe Superman's BFG is too big to fit in a Speedo (funny, that never stopped me from wearing a Speedo or thong!)

I don't know about the pissing-in-the-sink thing anyway LOL
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Maybe Superman's BFG is too big to fit in a Speedo (funny, that never stopped me from wearing a Speedo or thong!)

I don't know about the pissing-in-the-sink thing anyway LOL
The Superman comment was blinding, the thong was the mental image version of an Exocet barrage to the brain.

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Pissing in the sink is disgusting. Now, pissing out the window, that's an entirely different thing.
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RedImperator wrote:Pissing in the sink is disgusting. Now, pissing out the window, that's an entirely different thing.
Note to self: Do NOT walk past RedImperator's window at any time.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Maybe Superman's BFG is too big to fit in a Speedo (funny, that never stopped me from wearing a Speedo or thong!)

I don't know about the pissing-in-the-sink thing anyway LOL
:shock: There is an image that I didn't need floating around in my noggin.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Maybe Superman's BFG is too big to fit in a Speedo (funny, that never stopped me from wearing a Speedo or thong!)

I don't know about the pissing-in-the-sink thing anyway LOL
The Superman comment was blinding, the thong was the mental image version of an Exocet barrage to the brain.

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Pissing in the sink is disgusting. Now, pissing out the window, that's an entirely different thing.
Note to self: Do NOT walk past RedImperator's window at any time.
Watch out when you walk under mine, too. I tend to throw apple cores out the window. :mrgreen:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Pissing in the sink is disgusting. Now, pissing out the window, that's an entirely different thing.
Note to self: Do NOT walk past RedImperator's window at any time.
Now hold on a minute there partner. First of all, I was drunk. Second of all, it was four in the morning. Third, someone else was in the bathroom. Fourth, I was drunk. Fifth, the window I pissed out of opened up onto a lower section of the roof, not the street, and it all ran into the gutter. Sixth, I was drunk.
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RedImperator wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Pissing in the sink is disgusting. Now, pissing out the window, that's an entirely different thing.
Note to self: Do NOT walk past RedImperator's window at any time.
Now hold on a minute there partner. First of all, I was drunk. Second of all, it was four in the morning. Third, someone else was in the bathroom. Fourth, I was drunk. Fifth, the window I pissed out of opened up onto a lower section of the roof, not the street, and it all ran into the gutter. Sixth, I was drunk.
Note to self, do not use my telescope on the roof of RedImperator's building.
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Holy shit, the slit is suppost to be in front. All this time I thought it was a way to ventilate your asscrack. Excuse me for a second while I reposition my undies.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Holy shit, the slit is suppost to be in front. All this time I thought it was a way to ventilate your asscrack. Excuse me for a second while I reposition my undies.
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Thanks Pilot, that's the best thing I've probably heard in days.

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EDIT: BTW, Ein, you might want to edit in a question mark to the first sentence.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Holy shit, the slit is suppost to be in front. All this time I thought it was a way to ventilate your asscrack. Excuse me for a second while I reposition my undies.
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Superman wrote:You don't walk around in boxers? What kind of person are you? I suppose you don't pee in the sink, either!
:shock: Good God man, better hope you dont get that morning split stream piss and get urine on your toothbrush.....
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Sporkzen wrote:
Superman wrote:You don't walk around in boxers? What kind of person are you? I suppose you don't pee in the sink, either!
:shock: Good God man, better hope you dont get that morning split stream piss and get urine on your toothbrush.....
Damnit, just when I was doing so good at keeping the mental images of reproduction and urinating out of my mind you just had to sneak both in there!

As for me I simply wear briefs. Doesn't pop out and I never get a... goosing breeze...
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Sporkzen wrote:
Superman wrote:You don't walk around in boxers? What kind of person are you? I suppose you don't pee in the sink, either!
:shock: Good God man, better hope you dont get that morning split stream piss and get urine on your toothbrush.....
Oh GAKKKKKKKKK I HATE that!!!

Split stream sux0rz, especially if they fire 90 degrees apart (I've had that happen!) :shock:
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