Rob Wilson wrote:
A young poster, caught up in the Net-wide conflict around him, is tutored by the wise Darth Wong to reach his full potential and master the ways of the Debate, so he can destroy the Evil Troll Empires 'Darkstar' and it's terrifying weapon - the Super chain-reaction Effect... stop me if you've heard this somewhere before.
*ROTFLMAOPIMP* Beautiful... I believe the mostly pornographic version of that is already being told.
As long as it involves Cuddles and some of the Female denizens at some point, it's a guarenteed Box Office smash. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run for my life.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
The Sniper in Private Ryan and the reporter in We Were Soldiers, he has a quirky quality and can do a sociopath when needed.
He was also Jonny Goodboy Tyler in "Battlefield Earth."
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
Rob Wilson wrote:
The Sniper in Private Ryan and the reporter in We Were Soldiers, he has a quirky quality and can do a sociopath when needed.
He was also Jonny Goodboy Tyler in "Battlefield Earth."
You are shitting me! he really sunk that low? Damn but I'm disappointed in him now.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Rob Wilson wrote:
The Sniper in Private Ryan and the reporter in We Were Soldiers, he has a quirky quality and can do a sociopath when needed.
He was also Jonny Goodboy Tyler in "Battlefield Earth."
You are shitting me! he really sunk that low? Damn but I'm disappointed in him now.
I'm not kidding you, sad to say.
Somebody want to cast me?
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
Kelly Antilles wrote:And the role of Iceberg will be played by a head of lettuce.
I'm sorry... I finally had to say that. Every time I see your name, I think "lettuce."
Feh. A head of lettuce could never reproduce my magnificence. Why, you'd need... at LEAST *two* heads of lettuce to do that!
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
Heath Ledger? Young enough, with a good range when he's given the chance.
Oh that reminds me, whenever I try to think of an Actor for Graeme Dice, I keep coming back to Nicholas Clay, when he played Lancelot in 'Excalibur'. Any ASVS regs agree?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Iceberg wrote:
Feh. A head of lettuce could never reproduce my magnificence. Why, you'd need... at LEAST *two* heads of lettuce to do that!
Well... you are male.
Yes, a fact which my fiancee is quite happy with.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
Can anyone think of an Actor for Eleas or Sea Skimmer?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Rob Wilson wrote:Can anyone think of an Actor for Eleas or Sea Skimmer?
Not sure on Eleas, but SeaSkimmer would be best protrayed by the guy who was the Caner Man in Xfiles. Probably too old, but the air and presence would be great.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Rob Wilson wrote:Can anyone think of an Actor for Eleas or Sea Skimmer?
Not sure on Eleas, but SeaSkimmer would be best protrayed by the guy who was the Caner Man in Xfiles. Probably too old, but the air and presence would be great.
Probably not going to win any brownie points here, but I was thinking more the 'intense, college student' type.
Rhetoric, Self-confidence and a "Damn them all" attitude, yes. But not actual prescence in the manner I think you meant.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Darth Gojira wrote:What would the plot be?(Regardless, I would be a cameo at best, and "Sir Notappearinginthisfilm" at worst)
A young poster, caught up in the Net-wide conflict around him, is tutored by the wise Darth Wong to reach his full potential and master the ways of the Debate, so he can destroy the Evil Troll Empires 'Darkstar' and it's terrifying weapon - the Super chain-reaction Effect... stop me if you've heard this somewhere before.
Heh, but how are we going to fit in the rest of us? And which young poster? Do I have a cameo? It does sound cool, though....
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Darth Gojira wrote:What would the plot be?(Regardless, I would be a cameo at best, and "Sir Notappearinginthisfilm" at worst)
A young poster, caught up in the Net-wide conflict around him, is tutored by the wise Darth Wong to reach his full potential and master the ways of the Debate, so he can destroy the Evil Troll Empires 'Darkstar' and it's terrifying weapon - the Super chain-reaction Effect... stop me if you've heard this somewhere before.
Heh, but how are we going to fit in the rest of us? And which young poster? Do I have a cameo? It does sound cool, though....
Well we just amalgamate the whole trilogy, add some trek bits and bingo! With coaan playing the Ewoks and Big Steve or Poe as the Wookie, we're well away.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Rob Wilson wrote:
Well we just amalgamate the whole trilogy, add some trek bits and bingo! With coaan playing the Ewoks and Big Steve or Poe as the Wookie, we're well away.
VERY COOL!!!!! In that case, I'm briefly seen in the "Home One" command room as a nameless ensign. It's going to be the only Star Wars movie where Sith Lords are the good guys! *Imagines Darth Wong and Darkstar reenact the Black Knight scene("Look you stupid bastard, you don't have any fucking arguments left!" "Yes I have" "Look!" "Just a flesh wound"*
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Rob Wilson wrote:
Well we just amalgamate the whole trilogy, add some trek bits and bingo! With coaan playing the Ewoks and Big Steve or Poe as the Wookie, we're well away.
*sigh* I guess that means I have to play Mon Mothma. Zaia will most definately be Leia.
Rob Wilson wrote:
Well we just amalgamate the whole trilogy, add some trek bits and bingo! With coaan playing the Ewoks and Big Steve or Poe as the Wookie, we're well away.
*sigh* I guess that means I have to play Mon Mothma. Zaia will most definately be Leia.
Says who? My agent hasn't even contacted me about it yet, you know...
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Rob Wilson wrote:
Well we just amalgamate the whole trilogy, add some trek bits and bingo! With coaan playing the Ewoks and Big Steve or Poe as the Wookie, we're well away.
*sigh* I guess that means I have to play Mon Mothma. Zaia will most definately be Leia.
Well th names do rhyme
Actually we need to include the Prequels and selected Eu stuff, plus some Trek; so Jmac can be Amidala (who the unlucky guy getting lumped with Hayden Christensen as his actor will be, I don't know). You could play Shmi (ducks) or one of the Female Jedi Masters. I just realised that this would make Cuddles Mara Jade. Innerbrat could be Winter. Stravo is Kirk, Alyeska is Picard , and Boyd is Wesley. So who Plays Han? Wedge? Qui Gonn?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Actually we need to include the Prequels and selected Eu stuff, plus some Trek; so Jmac can be Amidala (who the unlucky guy getting lumped with Hayden Christensen as his actor will be, I don't know). You could play Shmi (ducks) or one of the Female Jedi Masters. I just realised that this would make Cuddles Mara Jade. Innerbrat could be Winter. Stravo is Kirk, Alyeska is Picard , and Boyd is Wesley. So who Plays Han? Wedge? Qui Gonn?
Good grief! Why don't we just do Starcrossed and get it over with.
Since no-one has cast him (or me) i'll jump in and get Ethan Hawke to play me! He has (had?) a cool goatee like i used to and in the right lightning i look a little like him! (as soon as i get my scanner working i'll get some pics up in the "What do you look like" thread)
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers GuildSluggitePawn of ChaosWYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sigEBC-Honorary Geordie Hammerman! Hammer!
Cal Wright wrote:Stampede=Keanu Reeves
Me=The BMW guy
Tropen=Sans Heratio or whatever the fuck that guys name is on SNL.
Master of Ossus=Sean Connery
LoL. Keanu Reeves, huh? its not cause of me having black hair, wearing black clothes, and wearing a black trenchcoat now is it?
btw...its Haratio Sans...and hes funnier than Tropen.
What about Sporkzen?
Dude i'd have to be played by sylvester stalone from that shitty movie where he had the goatee that came out a year or two ago... whatever hte name was. C'mon at least i got the goatee
but Cal would be best played by the guy who was shaggy in the live action scoobie movie hehe
Sweet jesus on a stick! Hey isnt that what we call easter?
I woukd like to be played by John Cleese but he'd have to put on weight, so i think maybe Robbie Coltraine would fit my physical and mental characteristics.
Actually we need to include the Prequels and selected Eu stuff, plus some Trek; so Jmac can be Amidala (who the unlucky guy getting lumped with Hayden Christensen as his actor will be, I don't know). You could play Shmi (ducks) or one of the Female Jedi Masters. I just realised that this would make Cuddles Mara Jade. Innerbrat could be Winter. Stravo is Kirk, Alyeska is Picard , and Boyd is Wesley. So who Plays Han? Wedge? Qui Gonn?
Good grief! Why don't we just do Starcrossed and get it over with.
I nominate Stormbringer for Wedge.
No, no, no. A parody of the SW story, with Trek elements in there for no good reason.
And Stormbringer would be a better candidate for Baron Fel surely. How about Ossus for Wedge?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Innerbrat could be Winter. Stravo is Kirk, Alyeska is Picard 
