Sometimes I really hate women.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 02:03pm

innerbrat wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:ROTFL, all this "There are no good girls out there" stuff is hilarious, especially considering how often women complain "there are no good guys out there" because they keep going out with jocks and assholes because all the good guys and girls are too goddamn shy to go find eachother most of the time. Typical of you silly kids; wouldn't know how to count your own two legs if you didn't have people like me pointing them out to you.
Actually, it goes like this:

Woman: "there are no good guys out there"
(for 'good', read 'attractive, intelligent, sensitive, rich, funny and interesting')
Man: "there are no good girls out there"
(for 'good', read 'willing to shag me')

um...not all guys are just looking to get "shagged". i'm just looking for a relationship and i cant even find that.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 02:51pm

I'm just looking for someone to share my bunker in Wyoming with.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-29 02:56pm

Stampede wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:ROTFL, all this "There are no good girls out there" stuff is hilarious, especially considering how often women complain "there are no good guys out there" because they keep going out with jocks and assholes because all the good guys and girls are too goddamn shy to go find eachother most of the time. Typical of you silly kids; wouldn't know how to count your own two legs if you didn't have people like me pointing them out to you.
Actually, it goes like this:

Woman: "there are no good guys out there"
(for 'good', read 'attractive, intelligent, sensitive, rich, funny and interesting')
Man: "there are no good girls out there"
(for 'good', read 'willing to shag me')
um...not all guys are just looking to get "shagged". i'm just looking for a relationship and i cant even find that.

Well if all else fails you can become like Ein.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-29 02:58pm

Actually, I think more of what innerbrat is saying is what the opposite sex believes the other is thinking.

meaning:
Males: "man, every woman only wants a soft, cuddly, sensitive man."
Females: "*sigh* All a man thinks about is sex."

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-29 03:07pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stampede wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Actually, it goes like this:

Woman: "there are no good guys out there"
(for 'good', read 'attractive, intelligent, sensitive, rich, funny and interesting')
Man: "there are no good girls out there"
(for 'good', read 'willing to shag me')
um...not all guys are just looking to get "shagged". i'm just looking for a relationship and i cant even find that.
Well if all else fails you can become like Ein.

nothing against Ein, but.....no.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-29 03:20pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually, I think more of what innerbrat is saying is what the opposite sex believes the other is thinking.

meaning:
Males: "man, every woman only wants a soft, cuddly, sensitive man."

That's what we're told every day. Women aren't allowed to admit they look at a guy's appearance or want to get fucked. It's not "ladylike".

Females: "*sigh* All a man thinks about is sex."

But ... that's true.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-29 03:23pm

And there's my cue to recite the old factette that men think about sex once every 10 seconds or so.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 03:23pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Stampede wrote:you may have a point, but everytime i always find the nice shy girlies and try to talk to them....well it doesnt exactaly work with a shy guy and a shy girl trying to hold out a conversation.
[Yoda]That, is why you fail...[/Yoda]

You post should read "You may have a point, because everytime..."
The way you have it, it could sort of be mistaken for you trying to refute part of my argument.

The horrible truth gets me down, but then i see the Homestar Runner, and its all better again ^_^

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-29 03:32pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:And there's my cue to recite the old factette that men think about sex once every 10 seconds or so.

That seems rather long.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-29 03:34pm

neoolong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:And there's my cue to recite the old factette that men think about sex once every 10 seconds or so.
That seems rather long.

It was a toss up between 3 and 10. I wanted to at least make us look somewhat normal.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 05:15pm

aphexmonster wrote:The horrible truth gets me down, but then i see the Homestar Runner, and its all better again ^_^

It's Homsar. There's a difference.

You should have seen the horror on Spanky The Dolphin's face when I was hanging out at his dorm and asked him "did the possiblity ever occur to you that the perfect girl for you is out there, but you haven't run into here becasue she's doing the exact same thing you are by sitting in the dorms all day long?"

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-04-29 05:21pm

Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

You just described every single one of my friends.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 05:57pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:The horrible truth gets me down, but then i see the Homestar Runner, and its all better again ^_^
It's Homsar. There's a difference.

You should have seen the horror on Spanky The Dolphin's face when I was hanging out at his dorm and asked him "did the possiblity ever occur to you that the perfect girl for you is out there, but you haven't run into here becasue she's doing the exact same thing you are by sitting in the dorms all day long?"

Homesar ?!!!!!

Bullshit ... i've been going to www.homestarrunner.com all this time ....

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-29 06:11pm

Meh, i'm fine with girls, until i fancy them, once that happens, everything fucks up.

Cruel assed fates.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 06:22pm

aphexmonster wrote:Homesar ?!!!!! Bullshit ... i've been going to www.homestarrunner.com all this time ....

It's not Homestar. Anyone who's seen all of the site would know it isn't.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-29 06:33pm

Well, the chick never, ever seemed remotely interested in even talking to me, but her friend was interested in me(which I fuck up like always). But that was several months ago and the only time she has talked to me since then was to try and get me on her anti-war poster making thing.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-04-29 06:51pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Females: "*sigh* All a man thinks about is sex."
But ... that's true.

Hey now....... I also want a million dollars and a tasty donut...

As for finding the right girl/boy, it just takes a lot of patients and a lot of wading through shit (though I'm not really sure how valid my advice is, having had only one girlfriend and she asked my sleepy, noncaring ass out).

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-29 06:57pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Homesar ?!!!!! Bullshit ... i've been going to www.homestarrunner.com all this time ....
It's not Homestar. Anyone who's seen all of the site would know it isn't.

Umm, no, i went to the site, and i think you're full of shit.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-29 06:58pm

I'm yet to understand why do girls like me, say that they love me, date me for months or years and then leave for no good reason. Nice girls, too. I'm somewhat intelligent, in shape and I don't think I'm that ugly. It gets annoying and I'd like to know why.

I mean, I know it was I who left my first girlfriend, but I believe I've paid more than the fair price.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-29 08:05pm

aphexmonster wrote:Umm, no, i went to the site, and i think you're full of shit.

That's nice, Reggie.

Tell me what kind of clothes Homestar wears, or check out the early SB mail.

I just lost my JengaJam!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-29 08:14pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:I'm yet to understand why do girls like me, say that they love me, date me for months or years and then leave for no good reason. Nice girls, too. I'm somewhat intelligent, in shape and I don't think I'm that ugly. It gets annoying and I'd like to know why.

Hav you tried to take it further, or just cruised with the relationaship at one level only. Ie. have you ever proposed to them, or was it the same old, same old after a few years. Some girls want to settle down and if you don't pop the question or even act like you might, they want to move on to someone that does.

Rather unfairly, the obverse is also true, some girls want to be single for as long as possible and when it looks like you want to take things further they want to leave. It' up to you to decide which is the more likely situation.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-29 08:20pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Hav you tried to take it further, or just cruised with the relationaship at one level only. Ie. have you ever proposed to them, or was it the same old, same old after a few years. Some girls want to settle down and if you don't pop the question or even act like you might, they want to move on to someone that does.

The last one I was refering to was sort of my fiancee. I proposed to her and we spent the entire last year with the notion we'd get married in the future, as soon as she ended college (including looking for houses)

I'm just depressed. she broke up with me an year from now. I've had two short romantic relations since then, but I still can't forget her. And I don't feel love anymore. And I desperatly want to. To feel half the happiness I felt every day of what I thought to be endless days.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-29 08:24pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:The last one I was refering to was sort of my fiancee. I proposed to her and we spent the entire last year with the notion we'd get married in the future, as soon as she ended college (including looking for houses)

I'm just depressed. she broke up with me an year from now. I've had two short romantic relations since then, but I still can't forget her. And I don't feel love anymore. And I desperatly want to. To feel half the happiness I felt every day of what I thought to be endless days.

Shit man, that's gotta suck.

Are you still friends with her?

And was the break-up over something that could be mended?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-29 08:25pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Hav you tried to take it further, or just cruised with the relationaship at one level only. Ie. have you ever proposed to them, or was it the same old, same old after a few years. Some girls want to settle down and if you don't pop the question or even act like you might, they want to move on to someone that does.
The last one I was refering to was sort of my fiancee. I proposed to her and we spent the entire last year with the notion we'd get married in the future (including looking for houses)

I'm just depressed. she broke up with me an year from now. I've had two short romantic relations since then, but I still can't forget her. And I don't feel love anymore.

Hey, you'll get over it. (damn that sounds trite, but I do mean it). A year is a short time for that kind of thing to heal over, your best bet is to get with your friends, get out there and try to get back into living life fully. It'll help you get over the heartache and it'll get you better chance of finding and keeping a good woman (after all, someone that's happy, has a better chance than someone in pain/feeling lonely).

I realise this is pretty general advice, but it's what I've seen work the best with others that have been jilted by Fiancee's. And it's helped me over the years when I've had my heart broken.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-29 08:30pm

Ted wrote: Shit man, that's gotta suck.

Are you still friends with her?

And was the break-up over something that could be mended?

I'm still friends with her, sort of. I haven't talked with her for months.

The break-up was quite simple. I began to feel she was behaving weird, not making an effort to see me. A few days later, I pressed the issue and she told me she was beggining to have doubts. A few days after it, she said that if she had doubts, that meant she didn't love me anymore, and we broke up. The whole thing took two weeks.

She did say that I was the dream boyfriend of any girl and that she was crazy for leaving me, as if that would help me feel any better