Of course you have to pee in the shower. I mean, where else are you gonna pee?Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...
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It looks skanky when you piss in the shower and there's all that yellow correlescing around your feet.
As for the slit...perhaps it's so you don't have "snapback" when you hold down the front of the boxers...or maybe it's a way for someone to get their hands in?
As for the slit...perhaps it's so you don't have "snapback" when you hold down the front of the boxers...or maybe it's a way for someone to get their hands in?
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I like the slit. Unzip-n-piss. Anything else is too much work.
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Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.
And it's funny that turning the slit around was mentioned. Sometimes I do that if I get cold in the front. Of course, my ass crack just gets cold and I am right back to where I started.
Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
And it's funny that turning the slit around was mentioned. Sometimes I do that if I get cold in the front. Of course, my ass crack just gets cold and I am right back to where I started.
Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
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Yeah, just remember to set down your club...Superman wrote:Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.
Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
And don't walk around in your boxers like some drunken roadapple. Put on some fucking pants and a shirt, for Christ's sake...
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I fail to see how peeing in the sink where the urine arosals/sprinkles onto your hairbrush, toothbrush, ect. is more acceptable than peeing in a shower which is like one being toliet for dirt and grim and where I would think that you would soup down your leg and penis after relieving yourself.Superman wrote:Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.
And it's funny that turning the slit around was mentioned. Sometimes I do that if I get cold in the front. Of course, my ass crack just gets cold and I am right back to where I started.
Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
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well their is a certain thrill in getting head through there......Rye wrote:It looks skanky when you piss in the shower and there's all that yellow correlescing around your feet.
As for the slit...perhaps it's so you don't have "snapback" when you hold down the front of the boxers...or maybe it's a way for someone to get their hands in?
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Now stop pissing in the sink and put on some fucking clothes!!
Now stop pissing in the sink and put on some fucking clothes!!
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Actually, urine is fairly sterile and in fact was used as disinfectant during the American Civil War. However, the shower is still the best place to piss.
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Yeah, that's technically why people are able to drink it without getting (physically) sick. But there is the problem of colaform (sp?) bacteria getting on the sink, and that's major bad news there, let me tell you.Darth Yoshi wrote:Actually, urine is fairly sterile and in fact was used as disinfectant during the American Civil War. However, the shower is still the best place to piss.
Just piss down the shower/tub drain if you want to save water...
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For all the good that'll do you. All the nutrients in your urine have already been absorbed, all that urine is is the waste products.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that's technically why people are able to drink it without getting (physically) sick.
Or let's not worry about water, there's plenty of it, and lets piss in the toliet like normal human beings.Just piss down the shower/tub drain if you want to save water...
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Coliform bacteria comes from your crotch, not your urine. And it'll fucking kill you.Superman wrote:True. Although urine is viral, it is quite steril.
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Yeah, but your initial comment seemed to imply that you assumed that coliform bacteria was in urine.Superman wrote:That's why I said urine, not "crotch."
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