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Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...
Of course you have to pee in the shower. I mean, where else are you gonna pee? :D
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It looks skanky when you piss in the shower and there's all that yellow correlescing around your feet.

As for the slit...perhaps it's so you don't have "snapback" when you hold down the front of the boxers...or maybe it's a way for someone to get their hands in?
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I like the slit. Unzip-n-piss. Anything else is too much work.
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Perhaps somebody has already stated it, however i have neglected to look for i would rather not read through four pages of sneaky penis talk. Why dont you try boxer briefs ? :?
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Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.

And it's funny that turning the slit around was mentioned. Sometimes I do that if I get cold in the front. Of course, my ass crack just gets cold and I am right back to where I started.

Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
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Im against this whole Sink pissing idea. However, i am for the slit in the back to air out the ass idea. ^_^
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Superman wrote:Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.

Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
Yeah, just remember to set down your club... :roll:

And don't walk around in your boxers like some drunken roadapple. Put on some fucking pants and a shirt, for Christ's sake...

Rye: That's why you aim into the drain.
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Superman wrote:Ok, first of all, I don't have to "crawl" up on the sink. I am pretty damn tall, so I just stand there and pee. Secondly, you people should be comending me for my environmental awareness. I pee in that sink so all of you can have lots of water.

And it's funny that turning the slit around was mentioned. Sometimes I do that if I get cold in the front. Of course, my ass crack just gets cold and I am right back to where I started.

Pee in shower? That is disgusting. If you have to pee, get out of the shower and go to your sink.
I fail to see how peeing in the sink where the urine arosals/sprinkles onto your hairbrush, toothbrush, ect. is more acceptable than peeing in a shower which is like one being toliet for dirt and grim and where I would think that you would soup down your leg and penis after relieving yourself.
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Why are we even talking about peeing in the sink?

I'd rather talk about what Superman looks like naked! :P :D :twisted:
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I always have my pee parties in the toilet, nowhere else
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Is this thread for real?
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Rye wrote:It looks skanky when you piss in the shower and there's all that yellow correlescing around your feet.

As for the slit...perhaps it's so you don't have "snapback" when you hold down the front of the boxers...or maybe it's a way for someone to get their hands in?
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Boxers piss me off. And I can't imagine why either. They're just like that I guess. Long live the briefs.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Is this thread for real?
Looks like it. Just show's that Superman is even more of a caveman than we thought. :roll:
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Spankster, would that be Neandertall, a Homo erectus, Homo ergaster, or an australopithecus? Perhaps a Homo habilus?
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Neandertal, as that's technically the only "caveman" among the hominids you listed. :P

Now stop pissing in the sink and put on some fucking clothes!!
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Actually, urine is fairly sterile and in fact was used as disinfectant during the American Civil War. However, the shower is still the best place to piss.

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One could also argue that archaic sapiens were also "cavemen."
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Actually, urine is fairly sterile and in fact was used as disinfectant during the American Civil War. However, the shower is still the best place to piss.
Yeah, that's technically why people are able to drink it without getting (physically) sick. But there is the problem of colaform (sp?) bacteria getting on the sink, and that's major bad news there, let me tell you.

Just piss down the shower/tub drain if you want to save water...
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True. Although urine is viral, it is quite steril.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that's technically why people are able to drink it without getting (physically) sick.
For all the good that'll do you. All the nutrients in your urine have already been absorbed, all that urine is is the waste products.
Just piss down the shower/tub drain if you want to save water...
Or let's not worry about water, there's plenty of it, and lets piss in the toliet like normal human beings.
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Piss on a cloth was the first gas mask in WWI. It countereacted the Chlorine gas.
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Superman wrote:True. Although urine is viral, it is quite steril.
Coliform bacteria comes from your crotch, not your urine. And it'll fucking kill you. :P
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That's why I said urine, not "crotch."
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Superman wrote:That's why I said urine, not "crotch."
Yeah, but your initial comment seemed to imply that you assumed that coliform bacteria was in urine.
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