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Anti-motivational phrases

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Found this link through an email (www.despair.com). If you've ever worked in an office environment you've probably seen motivational pictures. Well here are anti-motivational phrases for pessimists, some of my favourites....

Dysfunction

Loneliness

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The best part about these is when people look at them, thinking they're real motivational posters, and the look they get on their faces when they read the message. :D

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It may take 14 muscles to smile but it takes none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Is Despair Inc. a real company? :?
What's her bust size!?

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Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care.
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Demoralizing statement:


"Just give up already."
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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My favorite one says: Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time, and most people wont notice the differance. Until its too late. And it has the picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Yes, indeedy! They've been selling their quality lithographs and other assorted merchandise since, like, 1999 or 2000.
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I think this one suits a certain Mr Anderson very well...
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