Found this link through an email (www.despair.com). If you've ever worked in an office environment you've probably seen motivational pictures. Well here are anti-motivational phrases for pessimists, some of my favourites....
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Anti-motivational phrases
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The best part about these is when people look at them, thinking they're real motivational posters, and the look they get on their faces when they read the message. 
"We can't spell Failure without U-R-A." Funny stuff.
"We can't spell Failure without U-R-A." Funny stuff.
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I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
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Gandalf
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It may take 14 muscles to smile but it takes none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care.
Howedar is no longer here. Need to talk to him? Talk to Pick.
My favorite one says: Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time, and most people wont notice the differance. Until its too late. And it has the picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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The Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Frankenstein...Wasting a minute of your time!
The Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Frankenstein...Wasting a minute of your time!
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Cthulhu-chan
- Padawan Learner
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Yes, indeedy! They've been selling their quality lithographs and other assorted merchandise since, like, 1999 or 2000.
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese apartment, and an American wife." -- James H. Kabbler III.
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Lord of the Farce
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I think this one suits a certain Mr Anderson very well...
http://www.despair.com/demotivators/humiliation.html
http://www.despair.com/demotivators/humiliation.html
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