He spun around and was like "WTF?" Then he realized what happened and says "I've been raped by a magnet!" I started laughing my freaking ass off.
Man violated by magnet! Coworker laughs ass off!
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Man violated by magnet! Coworker laughs ass off!
While I was at work today, I was told to sweed the bottom of the chromate tanks for any fallen parts. Since all the parts we work with are metal, we use a long pole with a magnet attached for grabbing them. Well, I was pulling the magnet off its place on the wall rack, but didn't realize that one of my coworkers was standing directly behind me. I pulled the manget off and smacked him in the ass hard enough to throw him into the wall of a storage bin.
He spun around and was like "WTF?" Then he realized what happened and says "I've been raped by a magnet!" I started laughing my freaking ass off.
He spun around and was like "WTF?" Then he realized what happened and says "I've been raped by a magnet!" I started laughing my freaking ass off.
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Good thing he didn't exceed his daily iron intake..
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Remember, people, commas are your friends. Love them, embrace them, cherish them, and for crying out loud, USE them.
