The ultimate male question

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-29 10:59pm

Noooo... I work in a funeral home. I know all about viruses and bacteria... At least the ones to watch out for.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 12:00am

Rye wrote:It looks skanky when you piss in the shower and there's all that yellow correlescing around your feet.

Dude, aim for the drain.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-04-30 12:12am

You people are fucking disgusting. A toilet is for waste evacuation. Thats all, thats its goal in life is to gladly eat up all your shit.

Fuck, if you're not going to use it you might as well get rid of it.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-30 12:40am

Knife wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Note to self, do not use my telescope on the roof of RedImperator's building.

Considering it's a private house, the roof in question slopes at least 30 degrees, and we own guns, piss would be the least of your trouble if you were using your telescope on the roof.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-30 01:00am

Fuck, if you're not going to use it you might as well get rid of it.

And if I got rid of it, what would I do with my dead goldfishes, hmm? Bury them? Pfff... You people sicken me.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 01:02am

Superman wrote:And if I got rid of it, what would I do with my dead goldfishes, hmm? Bury them? Pfff... You people sicken me.

I noticed you didn't mention anything aboutpoopingin there.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-30 01:04am

Oh, that is because I have evolved past the need to poop. I am the next stage of human evolution.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 01:04am

Superman wrote:Oh, that is because I have evolved past the need to poop. I am the next stage of human evolution.

I think you're full of shit.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-30 01:06am

I think you're full of shit.

No pun intended?

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-30 01:09am

GEESH! If you're soooooo worried about underwear.. just don't wear any................. Problem solvedl.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 01:15am

BrYaN19kc wrote:GEESH! If you're soooooo worried about underwear.. just don't wear any................. Problem solvedl.

But that brings us the zipper issue raised earlier.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-30 01:21am

Gandalf wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:GEESH! If you're soooooo worried about underwear.. just don't wear any................. Problem solvedl.
But that brings us the zipper issue raised earlier.

Then you just make sure you don't get your penis caught in it...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 01:30am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:GEESH! If you're soooooo worried about underwear.. just don't wear any................. Problem solvedl.
But that brings us the zipper issue raised earlier.
Then you just make sure you don't get your penis caught in it...

But like most things, no matter how many precautions are taken...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-30 01:32am

And that's only happened to me once, when I was about four years old.

You just have to be fucking careful...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-30 01:44am

'The ultimate male question'.

Hmm, I thought the topic was going to be about something else...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-30 01:48am

If you were thinking penis size, we already did that.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 01:50am

Maybe just "Boxers or Breifs". That seems like an important question. Moreso than what bathroom object you urinate into.

And of course, breifs rule.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 01:51am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:If you were thinking penis size, we already did that.

Really, when?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-30 02:14am

Boxers ride. That's the only good thing about them. The Dick Door in the front. Man, nothing like hanging Mr. Ed out in the morning and letting him go. Really, boxers feel good, but if your endowed like I am, that's a lot of manhood to be swinging around freely.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-30 02:18am

On the boxer vs brief debate, I pick boxers, though I can't wear them in changerooms, as I show out the bottom of them.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-30 04:13am

Briefs, bikinis, thongs, boxers, I'll wear em all, just not very often for boxers...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-30 04:25am

WHy wear anything? Ive been going commando for the best part of five years. When I have to I go with boxers and the opening in the front is most convenient.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-30 04:31am

Darth Fanboy wrote:WHy wear anything? Ive been going commando for the best part of five years. When I have to I go with boxers and the opening in the front is most convenient.

Good point. It's not like I have a long foreskin that can get caught in the zipper anyway...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-30 07:06am

Gandalf wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:If you were thinking penis size, we already did that.

Really, when?

In GALE force.

I hereby claim the rathwer dubious honour of being the only person on SDnet to have posted a picture of my boyfriend in a 'how long is your schlong' thread.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-30 07:22am

innerbrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:If you were thinking penis size, we already did that.

Really, when?
In GALE force.

I hereby claim the rathwer dubious honour of being the only person on SDnet to have posted a picture of my boyfriend in a 'how long is your schlong' thread.

You posted a picture referring to that topic at hand?