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Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-29 09:49pm

Rob Wilson wrote: No, no, no. A parody of the SW story, with Trek elements in there for no good reason.

And Stormbringer would be a better candidate for Baron Fel surely. How about Ossus for Wedge?

OMG YES! I like that.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-29 10:57pm

SD.Net Jedi Warriors vs. Redshirt Darkstar Clones in the Genosian Arena?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-30 09:46am

Durandal wrote:Rob, I totally forgot that everyone thinks I look like Keanu Reaves, too. And I wear a black trenchcoat. That could be part of it.

As for Duchovony, well, Red Shoe Diaries, anyone?

Ah yes, soft-core porn on national tv, where else could Denise Crosby restart her career outside of trek.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-30 11:34am

GOTHMOG(After unleashing legalese): "As you see, my debating skills are far beyond yours. Now, back down"
MIKE WONG: "I don't think so"
*After a short conflict, Gothmog tries to low-blow the master, who parries and knocks away his lightsaber. The arrogant Trekker then runs like hell.*

or maybe we get to see Spaceluigi, Grand Admiral whathisface, or Johnathan get the Jango Fett treatment

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-30 11:52am

Darth Gojira wrote:GOTHMOG(After unleashing legalese): "As you see, my debating skills are far beyond yours. Now, back down"
MIKE WONG: "I don't think so"
*After a short conflict, Gothmog tries to low-blow the master, who parries and knocks away his lightsaber. The arrogant Trekker then runs like hell.*

or maybe we get to see Spaceluigi, Grand Admiral whathisface, or Johnathan get the Jango Fett treatment

Shouldn't that be
Darth Legalese [Gothmog] (after being roundly whupped in debate) : it would appear this cannot be determined by our mastery of Debate. This should be decided through our skill with the Excuse.

Darth Wong : Talking out your arse are you. Whipped you I did. Laughing stock you are. More Pussy licked than new-borne Kitten, were you.

Darth Legalese : Wah, flaming! Unwarrented insults! You have conceded the argument. *runs for ship and escapes*

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-30 11:54am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:GOTHMOG(After unleashing legalese): "As you see, my debating skills are far beyond yours. Now, back down"
MIKE WONG: "I don't think so"
*After a short conflict, Gothmog tries to low-blow the master, who parries and knocks away his lightsaber. The arrogant Trekker then runs like hell.*

or maybe we get to see Spaceluigi, Grand Admiral whathisface, or Johnathan get the Jango Fett treatment
Shouldn't that be
Darth Legalese [Gothmog] (after being roundly whupped in debate) : it would appear this cannot be determined by our mastery of Debate. This should be decided through our skill with the Excuse.

Darth Wong : Talking out your arse are you. Whipped you I did. Laughing stock you are. More Pussy licked than new-borne Kitten, were you.

Darth Legalese : Wah, flaming! Unwarrented insults! You have conceded the argument. *runs for ship and escapes*

ROTFLMAO!! Much improved!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-30 11:56am

Darth Gojira wrote: ROTFLMAO!! Much improved!

Hey, you gave me good material. Plus I have lots of experience at this daft rewrite stuff from ASVS.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 12:11pm

*Troll Warriors surround SirNitram, his pointy hat burnt and the tip gone, his blue robes tattered. A senior Troll advances*

Troll: Bwahaha! Bow before illogic! You Warsies will never succeed.

*Nitram's robe and hat are blown off, revealing a man like Sesshomaru from Inu Yasha. Brushing hair out of his face, he smiles.*

Nitram: You'll find your arguments lacking. And you lives even more so!

*Four blasts of energy burst from his open hand into the Troll horde, blowing through them. Nitram picks up the Senior Trolls skull*

Alas, poor Ain'tSoBright. We knew you too well.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-30 12:23pm

SirNitram wrote:*Troll Warriors surround SirNitram, his pointy hat burnt and the tip gone, his blue robes tattered. A senior Troll advances*

Troll: Bwahaha! Bow before illogic! You Warsies will never succeed.

*Nitram's robe and hat are blown off, revealing a man like Sesshomaru from Inu Yasha. Brushing hair out of his face, he smiles.*

Nitram: You'll find your arguments lacking. And you lives even more so!

*Four blasts of energy burst from his open hand into the Troll horde, blowing through them. Nitram picks up the Senior Trolls skull*

Alas, poor Ain'tSoBright. We knew you too well.

ROTFL, needs more HADOKEN

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-30 12:24pm

*falls over laughing* Maybe we should start a script thread??

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-30 12:25pm

I get to be Silent Bob! And already I'm out of character!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 12:26pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:*falls over laughing* Maybe we should start a script thread??

Yea. After all, we all need our little time in the spotlight.. Or at least the flourescent lights.