AOTC Padme vs Major Kira

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2003-04-30 12:19pm

AOTC Padme Amidala vs DS9 Major Kira Neyris

1) Hand to hand
2) Padme with a naboo blaster pistol and Kira with a bajoran phaser pistol

No mental images of Kira and Padme having hot lesbian sex, please

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Kerneth · Post by **Kerneth** » 2003-04-30 12:22pm

Does Padme have any actual combat training whatsoever? Sure, she can point and squeeze the trigger on a blaster, but besides that?

I'd seriously hope Kira has considerably better combat reflexes and training than an elected politician, no matter how good-looking (with horrible taste in men).

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 12:24pm

Kerneth wrote:Does Padme have any actual combat training whatsoever? Sure, she can point and squeeze the trigger on a blaster, but besides that?

She seemed effective enough against combat droids, which are at least as incompetent as DS9-era infantry.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-30 12:26pm

No contest. Amidala is a politician. Kira was part of the Bajoran resistance.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-04-30 12:27pm

Kira sends Padme packing. She was kicking Klingon ass WHILE PREGNANT. Hand to hand Kira OWNZ Padme.

Blaster vs. Disruptor....Kira was a terrorist she is experienced in weapons use and was a rather OK marksman in the series. (Was anyone ever really a GREAT shot in Trek?) Padme, I have NO IDEA how she would have learned to use balsters as a politician but hey, seems that politicians in Wars are all great fighters as we see in Princess Leia in OT. I have to give the edge to Kira but its a close fight.

Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2003-04-30 12:31pm

Stravo wrote:Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.

I'm surprised you didn't thought to the guns used as dildos...
Now I just wanna see how Darth Wong is gonna hijack the thread towards ass-fucking

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SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 12:34pm

The Nomad wrote:
Stravo wrote:Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.
I'm surprised you didn't thought to the guns used as dildos...
Now I just wanna see how Darth Wong is gonna hijack the thread towards ass-fucking .

That's where the guns come in.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-30 01:04pm

Stravo wrote:Kira sends Padme packing. She was kicking Klingon ass WHILE PREGNANT. Hand to hand Kira OWNZ Padme.

Blaster vs. Disruptor....Kira was a terrorist she is experienced in weapons use and was a rather OK marksman in the series. (Was anyone ever really a GREAT shot in Trek?) Padme, I have NO IDEA how she would have learned to use balsters as a politician but hey, seems that politicians in Wars are all great fighters as we see in Princess Leia in OT. I have to give the edge to Kira but its a close fight.

Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.

a hail of bullets announces Trinity's arrivial onto the scene...out of nowhere Mary Poppins glides gracefully to earth landing beside the puzzled three women.....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-30 01:36pm

-demands botm claims this thread-

-so it can get really detailed-

-with pics-

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-04-30 02:26pm

Kira wins hand to hand due to resistance combat against the Cardies and Doms.

Amidala wins the blaster fight due to the fact that a Trek weapon needs to actually hit Amidala to actually kill her, while the SW blaster only needs to hit a near-by wall to send shrapnel through Kira's unprotected vital organs.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 02:31pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:-demands botm claims this thread-

-so it can get really detailed-

-with pics-

You cannot take this thread without allowing me to follow it. Failure to comply will result in big fuggin' explosions.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-30 02:32pm

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-04-30 02:32pm

SirNitram wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:-demands botm claims this thread-

-so it can get really detailed-

-with pics-
You cannot take this thread without allowing me to follow it. Failure to comply will result in big fuggin' explosions.

Or you can join the brotherhood.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 02:42pm

Stravo wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:-demands botm claims this thread-

-so it can get really detailed-

-with pics-
You cannot take this thread without allowing me to follow it. Failure to comply will result in big fuggin' explosions.
Or you can join the brotherhood.

That I could. How's your retirement plan?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-04-30 02:45pm

That I could. How's your retirement plan?

Retirement plan?? Our motto is "Better to burn out than to fade away..." cue Kurgan's roars in the church.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-30 02:45pm

SirNitram wrote:
Stravo wrote:
SirNitram wrote: You cannot take this thread without allowing me to follow it. Failure to comply will result in big fuggin' explosions.
Or you can join the brotherhood.
That I could. How's your retirement plan?

not bad retirement plan actually, we get sloppy seconds every time Allah pisses through another 7 virgins.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-30 02:56pm

Hell, I'm planning on living forever.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 02:58pm

neoolong wrote:Hell, I'm planning on living forever.

Living forever is one thing. Working forever is another. Retirement is a must.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-30 03:24pm

SirNitram wrote:
neoolong wrote:Hell, I'm planning on living forever.
Living forever is one thing. Working forever is another. Retirement is a must.

Woo rkkkk? I recognize the letters, but I don't understand the word.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-04-30 04:15pm

Stravo wrote:
That I could. How's your retirement plan?
Retirement plan?? Our motto is "Better to burn out than to fade away..."

That can be arranged.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-30 08:46pm

Oooh! Lesbian sex! All we need now is some elf-on-elf action!

Anyway, Padme was trained by Panaka in shartshooting, I think. I don't know about hand-to-hand though.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-30 10:14pm

Wow, it took 3 posts for this to become a lesbian sex thread.

Kira would win in hand to hand and ranged combat.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-30 10:18pm

Stravo wrote:Kira sends Padme packing. She was kicking Klingon ass WHILE PREGNANT. Hand to hand Kira OWNZ Padme.

Blaster vs. Disruptor....Kira was a terrorist she is experienced in weapons use and was a rather OK marksman in the series. (Was anyone ever really a GREAT shot in Trek?) Padme, I have NO IDEA how she would have learned to use balsters as a politician but hey, seems that politicians in Wars are all great fighters as we see in Princess Leia in OT. I have to give the edge to Kira but its a close fight.

Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.

And a fanfic is born.

But on topic, I gotta agree, hand to hand, I can't see this can end in anything but hot girl on girl action.

In a fire fight they'll probly not get a chance to get close enough to get each other hot, and it's a toss up to who kills the other.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-04-30 10:24pm

Brotherhood members get MORE of this? I want in. Now. Who do I have to blow?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-30 10:26pm

Thirdfain wrote:Brotherhood members get MORE of this? I want in. Now. Who do I have to blow?

Verilon.