007 vs Agent Dark vs Gunsmith Cats

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So who will outgun the others?

Bond, James Bond
3
30%
Perfect Dark
3
30%
Chicago's most lethal ladies
4
40%
 
Total votes: 10

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007 vs Agent Dark vs Gunsmith Cats

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James Bond (the Pierce Brosnan version)
vs
Joanna Dark (from the N64 game Perfect Dark)
vs
Rally Vincent & Minnie May Hopkins (from the Gunsmith Cats anime)

Three-way free for all, each with their weapon of choice and any weapon they would be likely to carry on them, as well as enough ammo to last a medium duration gunfight. The fight will be carried out in these locations...
1: Abandoned warehouse
2: Large shopping center
3: Generic villain's headquarter
4: Sydney Opera House
5: Death Star
6: Enterprise-E
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I don't know enough about the Cats to say anything but PD is going down to Bond, espcialy on the Enterprise where he being A cool sauvl ladies man would gain Kirk Powers :D

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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

I'm gonna write in my own canadate and says he wins:

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Silly poll. Bond flashes a smile at the ladies and they all hop in bed with him. He wins by default. :)
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Silly poll. Bond flashes a smile at the ladies and they all hop in bed with him. He wins by default.
He then dies of sexual exhaustion 2 days later, leaving Minnie-May dissappointed after such a promising warm up.
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Bond? Dead of "sexual exhaustion"? It was all just a faked death by Q branch, which will end with him making sweet love with a Japanese islander who is secretly working in the japanese secret service against SPECTRE...
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