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Queeb Salaron wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:Piss off.
Get over yourself. It was a joke.
And it wasn't funny, you tried similar shit before IIRC.
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Electing a dog as supreme overlord is one thing, choosing a cat to do the job is even weirder.
No, it is the only logical conclusion.
For good reason - it would just pass idly by for the most of the time and occassionally stop and look around. (I've encountered many cats, and I don't recall them doing much else than that)
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His Divine Shadow wrote:And it wasn't funny, you tried similar shit before IIRC.
What, and this whole thread IS funny? Posting pictures of your precious little kitty to get some kind of kudos from people cooing "oh, how cute!" is funny? Come on, now. I'm glad you're appealing to the sensitivity of the masses, but when the masses stop being sensitive, you have no right to criticize them. Your post was intended as a fishook for attention, and you cannot get mad when people don't bite. I'm as self-satisfying as you, and I don't get pissed at you for not giving attention (or giving the wrong kind of attention) to me. But as much as you'd hate to admit it, we're not all that different in our intents in posting. After all, why would you post kitten pictures if not for your own benefit? Do they contribute to the conversation any? Of course not. You could have simply said, "I nominate my cat." (Of course, this goes for everyone else who posted pictures, but animal pictures are considerably less tactful than human pictures.) But no. You pushed, and I pushed back.

Try not to get offended. It was a joke. Tasteless or not, it was a joke. And if you don't have the stomach to visualize the combination of kittens, duct tape and acetylene torches, then I'm sorry. But I can't be expected to predict what you can and cannot handle.

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Queeb Salaron wrote:What, and this whole thread IS funny?
If you don't like it, what the hell are you doing here, beyond trying to troll that is.
I'm glad you're appealing to the sensitivity of the masses, but when the masses stop being sensitive, you have no right to criticize them
I sure as hell do, and I sure as hell will, oh booh fucking hoo, you made another tasteless comment just like the last time you tried to troll and now you're playing the victim, cry me a fucking river.

Fuck, MW posted an animal pic, so did I, ofcourse you didn't jump on MW, which I can understand, since your mentally disturbed opinion on feline animals have been uttered before, and it's pretty clear why you reacted to this instead, you dumbshit troll.
Your post was intended as a fishook for attention, and you cannot get mad when people don't bite
Why don't you stop your half-assed phsyco-analysing red herrings?
You know you where throwing around inflammator comments that where not liked last time either, you still did it, you are a fucking troll.
I'm as self-satisfying as you, and I don't get pissed at you for not giving attention (or giving the wrong kind of attention) to me
I mostly try and ignore you, I don't go around making inflammatory comments for no good reason.
Try not to get offended. It was a joke. Tasteless or not, it was a joke.
And I get offended, don't like it, you should have learned your lesson the first fucking time you dork.
And if you don't have the stomach to visualize the combination of kittens, duct tape and acetylene torches, then I'm sorry. But I can't be expected to predict what you can and cannot handle.
Oh no, so thats why it's alright for you to post tasteless offensive shit, I guess it's too much to expect you to be a normal person, you even do repeat-perfomances.

I guess if you'd posted those kinds of sick porn stories like Raycav used to do where they sliced up women and plucked out their organs whilst having sex then you'd reply the very same, playing the victim card, and to make the analogy better, it would not be the first time either.

Now fuck off already, you've made your point clear, you are a troll.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:If you don't like it, what the hell are you doing here, beyond trying to troll that is.
Troll?! Are you even fucking serious? I won't even dignify that with a response.
I sure as hell do, and I sure as hell will, oh booh fucking hoo, you made another tasteless comment just like the last time you tried to troll and now you're playing the victim, cry me a fucking river.
Victim? I wasn't crying victim. I was telling you to grow some balls. YOU were the one that cried victim.
Fuck, MW posted an animal pic, so did I, ofcourse you didn't jump on MW, which I can understand, since your mentally disturbed opinion on feline animals have been uttered before, and it's pretty clear why you reacted to this instead, you dumbshit troll.
A) If I had thought of a smartass comment then, I would have posted it then.

B) Work on your insults. If I hear the word "troll" again, I might die of laughter. At least say something that's true.
Why don't you stop your half-assed phsyco-analysing red herrings?
You know you where throwing around inflammator comments that where not liked last time either, you still did it, you are a fucking troll.
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It wasn't psycho-analysis. It was subjective reality. And I admitted to being the same way. What are you complaining about now?
I mostly try and ignore you, I don't go around making inflammatory comments for no good reason.
I don't know what it is with you and cats, dude... If you really take it that personally, then just ignore me. YOU launched the personal attacks, bitchtits, not me. If you can dish it out, be prepared to take it.
And I get offended, don't like it, you should have learned your lesson the first fucking time you dork.
Why should I tiptoe in the daisies for your benefit.

Nota bene: You shifted to "dork" this time. Good for you. I bet you had to break out the thesaurus for that one. :roll:
Oh no, so thats why it's alright for you to post tasteless offensive shit, I guess it's too much to expect you to be a normal person, you even do repeat-perfomances.
Man, did you learn ANYTHING in elementary school grammar? Even if you don't speak English natively, you can plainly see that this is a run-on.

But to address the point, what I said is no more offensive than the jokes made against fundies and what should be done to them. If you want to draw a double-standard between kittens and fellow humans, please do so. But prepare to be flamed for it.
I guess if you'd posted those kinds of sick porn stories like Raycav used to do where they sliced up women and plucked out their organs whilst having sex then you'd reply the very same, playing the victim card, and to make the analogy better, it would not be the first time either.
:roll: Yeah, only I was JOKING.
Now fuck off already, you've made your point clear, you are a troll.
"Troll" four, take yer base.

And I have more intelligence in my little finger than you have displayed thus far, buddy. Tastelessness or no, you have yet to make a valid point. Maybe you should turn that high-powered sense of criticism back at yourself and try to figure out why idle jokes bother you so much. Maybe it's not me that's fucked up, but something inside of you that just takes it the wrong way.

For the record, I would never harm, torture, maim or kill a kitten.
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Bitch and moan, you did it last time, you where quite explicitly told by many people that it was not acceptable when you came storming into a thread whining about why people where posting so many cat pictures, now you come here and do the same shit again, it's quite clear that you are a if not a troll, a fucking moron who obviously didn't learn his lesson the last time.

It was not funny last time, it is not funny now, get that in your thick fucking skull.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Bitch and moan, you did it last time, you where quite explicitly told by many people that it was not acceptable when you came storming into a thread whining about why people where posting so many cat pictures, now you come here and do the same shit again, it's quite clear that you are a if not a troll, a fucking moron who obviously didn't learn his lesson the last time.
First of all, I wasn't bitching and moaning. You were. Second of all, I was giving my opinion on the declawing of cats and dogs, and carried on an intelligent conversation with a few members of SDnet on that thread. In fact, I think I carried on MORE intelligently than any post I remember you making. But that's all ad hominem and irrelevant. Here's the fact: I happen to dislike cats the same way most people dislike fundies. And to joke about their maiming is perfectly valid, so long as it's a joke. Which it is. But you know what? I'm going to let it all slide. If you don't want anti-cat jokes, then fine. I'll find some other means of expression that will undoubtedly annoy you, simply because it's ME you have a grudge against, not the jokes.
It was not funny last time, it is not funny now, get that in your thick fucking skull.
Not funny to whom? You? I happened to think it was mildly amusing in a morbid kind of way. But whatever. Our tastes in humor differ greatly, it seems.

And don't call me a troll. That's five times in the past 2 posts.
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Word of advice. Tailor your jokes to suit the audience. Otherwise, stop.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:First of all, I wasn't bitching and moaning. You were
Let's see, you make a tasteless joke, I tell you to piss off, then you start bitching and moaning and turning the topic into your disgusting opinion on a species and your "right" to continue making your tasteless jokes at the expense of others.
You should have learned your lesson the first fucking time you retard.
Second of all, I was giving my opinion on the declawing of cats and dogs, and carried on an intelligent conversation with a few members of SDnet on that thread
Oh yeah, thats an opinion you can take with you to your grave, it was worse than I remembered, why don't you take your fucking mental problems regarding cats and just piss off you sick freak.
In fact, I think I carried on MORE intelligently than any post I remember you making. But that's all ad hominem and irrelevant. Here's the fact: I happen to dislike cats the same way most people dislike fundies. And to joke about their maiming is perfectly valid, so long as it's a joke
The "audience" doesn't seem to think so, you should have learned to keep your fucked up opinion to yourself the last time, but no.
I'll find some other means of expression that will undoubtedly annoy you, simply because it's ME you have a grudge against, not the jokes
Whatever, I do have a problem with you, now, because you are such a fucking moron who obviously continues with behaviour previouslty deemed not acceptable.

I also am extra pissed because these are my animals you talk about, not just another tasteless joke.
Not funny to whom? You?
A large amount of people, maybe you missed what happened last time?
And don't call me a troll. That's five times in the past 2 posts.
If the shoe fits...

Now fuck off.
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I'm dropping this. I try not to get into flamewars with PETA members. It's just too depressing.

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Queeb Salaron wrote:I'm dropping this. I try not to get into flamewars with PETA members
ROFLMAO, I'm anything but a PETA member-
Learn how to take a joke.
Learn to have a sense of taste, twit.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:I'm dropping this. I try not to get into flamewars with PETA members. It's just too depressing.

Learn how to take a joke.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have to say, if you talked about skinning my monitor lizard I would be a somewhat angry as well.
No way. Monitor Lizards are just plain cool. :)
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I vote for J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

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Hmmm....

Possible HOSing approaching at hyperlight velocities if Queeb continues with his tasteless silliness. Torching kittens and humping a worked-over Jessica Lynch... what else is out there? You've racked up an amazing post count considering you've barely been here a month and a half at best, as of this post.

Queeb, your "humor" is sometimes tasteless. That will press people's buttons. Recognize that.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have to say, if you talked about skinning my monitor lizard I would be a somewhat angry as well.
No way. Monitor Lizards are just plain cool. :)

the principle is still the same.

And Russell(the monitor lizard, as opposed to my best friend) is just plain cool...and evil
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Coyote wrote:Hmmm....

Possible HOSing approaching at hyperlight velocities if Queeb continues with his tasteless silliness. Torching kittens and humping a worked-over Jessica Lynch... what else is out there? You've racked up an amazing post count considering you've barely been here a month and a half at best, as of this post.

Queeb, your "humor" is sometimes tasteless. That will press people's buttons. Recognize that.
I'd say so. His "humor" is almost as tasteless as anarchistbunny's baby jokes (There were some really bad ones in a thread in OT, but I don't know which one).

Anyway, I say we split the flaming. This is about choosing god, not tasteless cat jokes.
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Coyote wrote:Hmmm....

Possible HOSing approaching at hyperlight velocities if Queeb continues with his tasteless silliness. Torching kittens and humping a worked-over Jessica Lynch... what else is out there? You've racked up an amazing post count considering you've barely been here a month and a half at best, as of this post.

Queeb, your "humor" is sometimes tasteless. That will press people's buttons. Recognize that.
Point taken.

As for the post count, despite public opinion, a vast majority of those posts have been relevant and intelligent. I don't see what post count has to do with HOSing this section of the thread.

But I'll watch my mouth. I pinkie swear.
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