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innerbrat wrote: In GALE force.

I hereby claim the rathwer dubious honour of being the only person on SDnet to have posted a picture of my boyfriend in a 'how long is your schlong' thread.
But Spanky isn't in GALE. There was an "organ size" thread here in OT a while back, started by myself.
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*groans and puts hands on head* HOW is this THREAD still ALIVE?!!!!!?!
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Zaia wrote:*groans and puts hands on head* HOW is this THREAD still ALIVE?!!!!!?!
Because it's men talking about their nethers.
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Zaia wrote:*groans and puts hands on head* HOW is this THREAD still ALIVE?!!!!!?!
*Loads Accuracy International Super Magnum and cocks it*

I don't know, ma'am. But I'm putting an end to it now, one goofball at a time.

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innerbrat wrote:
Zaia wrote:*groans and puts hands on head* HOW is this THREAD still ALIVE?!!!!!?!
Because it's men talking about their nethers.
Actually, it's now become the board telling Superman that he's not allowed to piss in the sink. ;)
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What the hell am I thinking? I HAVE pissed in the sink--but it was a laundry room deep sink primarily for catching overflow from the washer, not anywhere near where food is prepared or people brush their teeth. Before you ask, I rinsed it out and poured a little bleach in afterwards. I'm not a savage.
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*thinks to self* 'should I'...hmmm.....yes...


So what does everybody think of ejaculating in the sink?
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Better to piss in the sink than to piss in the water fountain.
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XaLEv wrote:*thinks to self* 'should I'...hmmm.....yes...


So what does everybody think of ejaculating in the sink?
Why waste it? That's some good tasting stuff! :D
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote:*thinks to self* 'should I'...hmmm.....yes...


So what does everybody think of ejaculating in the sink?
Why waste it? That's some good tasting stuff! :D
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote:*thinks to self* 'should I'...hmmm.....yes...


So what does everybody think of ejaculating in the sink?
Why waste it? That's some good tasting stuff! :D
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Jacking off? Oh, yes, that's what normal people do. Nevermind me, I'm just watching from over here.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Why waste it? That's some good tasting stuff! :D
For you maybe. I think that shit's nasty.


Now, precum on the other hand.... :wink:
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XaLEv wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Why waste it? That's some good tasting stuff! :D
For you maybe. I think that shit's nasty.


Now, precum on the other hand.... :wink:
*boing*

I like both. :P :D
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This thread has become a verbal limbo contest. How low can you go?
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I'd reply but I have been gibbed by a precum sucking, thong wearing, horny maniac who fantasizes about Superman's schlong.

This is a new experience for me.
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Reminds me of High school chats.
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SirNitram wrote:Jacking off? Oh, yes, that's what normal people do. Nevermind me, I'm just watching from over here.

*loads up some Hadokens*
No, it's for men who haven't got a sexy wife to do it for them.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd reply but I have been gibbed by a precum sucking, thong wearing, horny maniac who fantasizes about Superman's schlong.

This is a new experience for me.
Ah, that was you? Well you did shoot first... :roll: :D :D
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd reply but I have been gibbed by a precum sucking, thong wearing, horny maniac who fantasizes about Superman's schlong.

This is a new experience for me.
Ah, that was you? Well you did shoot first... :roll: :D :D
Bah, and I thought I once had a friend... *sniff* :cry:

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

somewhere along the lines, this thread went horribly wrong.



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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd reply but I have been gibbed by a precum sucking, thong wearing, horny maniac who fantasizes about Superman's schlong.

This is a new experience for me.
Ah, that was you? Well you did shoot first... :roll: :D :D
Bah, and I thought I once had a friend... *sniff* :cry:

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Walks away from this thread really quickly.....
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Dammit Sporkzen...you're not leavin me here with these yahoos!!


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This thread is hilarious.

Bloody hilarious.
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