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Post by Singular Quartet »

*POKE*

*poke* *gouge* *sta-

*SMACK*

Haven't we gone over this before? No doing horrible things tot eh n00bs!

Bastard. Not letting me have any of my fun...kill... kill... kill...
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Welcome!

**POKE!**

Help yourself to donuts and coffee whenever you feel the urge. Bathrooms are over there. Punch is served every noon, spiked punch starting at 4pm.

Spankings are at dusk.
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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Post by Shinova »

Another girl newbie. We seem to be getting more of those lately :P


And you, Kerpunk, now have the special privelage of being the first person to get the receiving end of this:





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*POKE*


Welcome to SD.net! 8)
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by SHODAN »

I liked your previous poking pic more. It was cuter.
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Post by Thirdfain »

I liked your previous poking pic more. It was cuter.
Pay no attention to the rogue AI. She'd surgically alter you into one of her minions as soon as look at you.

Your new pick is better, methinks.
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Post by Shinova »

I'm going to alternate between the two (possibly three in the future).
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ted »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Hello...and watch out for pokers and verilon (who bites).

Enjoy your stay.
Ein bites, but Jo isn't male so she's quite safe. :P
Except for me. :twisted: :P
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::::: pulls out ten foot pole and pokes Newb from the shadows ::::

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Coyote wrote:Welcome!

**POKE!**

Help yourself to donuts and coffee whenever you feel the urge. Bathrooms are over there. Punch is served every noon, spiked punch starting at 4pm.

Spankings are at dusk.
All very well and good, but did you have to mention the dusk part? We do want to try and lure her into staying, after all.
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:: dons 9 iron of greetings and beats newbie mercilessly in a poking sort of fashion :: Welcome to SD.net, enjoy your stay and hopefully you won't go frothing mad... to quickly at least...
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Post by Ted »

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:All very well and good, but did you have to mention the dusk part? We do want to try and lure her into staying, after all.
You ARE El Presidente, you dont have to lure her into staying, you can just lock her in your bedroom.
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Post by The Duchess of Zeon »

Ted wrote:
You ARE El Presidente, you dont have to lure her into staying, you can just lock her in your bedroom.
I believe it would be El Presidenta, and, really, I'm a nice, friendly, polite dictator..
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Ted wrote:
You ARE El Presidente, you dont have to lure her into staying, you can just lock her in your bedroom.
I believe it would be El Presidenta, and, really, I'm a nice, friendly, polite dictator..
With me as your security chief, YOU seem to be a nice friendly polite dictator.

Should I put her in a "protection" zone?
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Post by Stampede »

HOWDY!!!



:D :D :twisted: :D :D
Bungeeeeeee!!! Nooooooooo!!!Image

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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Ted wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Hello...and watch out for pokers and verilon (who bites).

Enjoy your stay.
Ein bites, but Jo isn't male so she's quite safe. :P
Except for me. :twisted: :P
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Go ahead... make my day.

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WEE! More victi--I mean members! And a female, too. *chucks egg*
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Post by Stampede »

Darth Yoshi wrote:WEE! More victi--I mean members! And a female, too. *chucks egg*
thats terrible Yoshi.....only one egg?? here

*hands Yoshi 4, 1 dozen egg cartons*

have at her.....

:twisted: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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Whats with all the poking of the newbies... how about we spank the newbies instead ?
-monster
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Post by Stampede »

aphexmonster wrote:Whats with all the poking of the newbies... how about we spank the newbies instead ?
WHAT...NOW THERES GONNA BE SPANKING OF THE N00BS??!! DAMMIT!!

lucky bastards. :(
Bungeeeeeee!!! Nooooooooo!!!Image

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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

aphexmonster wrote:Whats with all the poking of the newbies... how about we spank the newbies instead ?
That's reserved for those of us that actually know her in the flesh.

*Grabs spanking gloves*

Be seeing you...
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Post by Stampede »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Whats with all the poking of the newbies... how about we spank the newbies instead ?
That's reserved for those of us that actually know her in the flesh.

*Grabs spanking gloves*

Be seeing you...
ooooh. be sure to get some good pics. :wink:
Bungeeeeeee!!! Nooooooooo!!!Image

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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Stampede wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Whats with all the poking of the newbies... how about we spank the newbies instead ?
That's reserved for those of us that actually know her in the flesh.

*Grabs spanking gloves*

Be seeing you...
ooooh. be sure to get some good pics. :wink:
I have some, ta very much. :)
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stampede wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: That's reserved for those of us that actually know her in the flesh.

*Grabs spanking gloves*

Be seeing you...
ooooh. be sure to get some good pics. :wink:
I have some, ta very much. :)
and now comes the posting of the pics..... :twisted:
Bungeeeeeee!!! Nooooooooo!!!Image

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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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*Ahem*

Money first. :twisted:
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Stampede wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stampede wrote: ooooh. be sure to get some good pics. :wink:
I have some, ta very much. :)
and now comes the posting of the pics..... :twisted:

Its gonna be red... and have a Valdemar imprint on it.
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