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Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
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Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
Use liquid and you won't have that problem.


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Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
Yeah, I can't ever tell if it's my parnter's hair on the soap or mine. It's fun comparing to find out though! :mrgreen:
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Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
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Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
Why does pubic hair come out so easily anyway?
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
Why does pubic hair come out so easily anyway?
Let's put it this way, would you like to have the equivalent mass of hair Steve Tyler has on his head but down there?
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Darth Yoshi wrote: Why does pubic hair come out so easily anyway?
To give you incentive to trim it so that it will stop.

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XaLEv wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote: Why does pubic hair come out so easily anyway?
To give you incentive to trim it so that it will stop.

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Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
Why? Pubes just get in the way.

Though actual shaving can irritate the area and make you itch like a mofo. Just a little trim is better.
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XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
Why? Pubes just get in the way.

Though actual shaving can irritate the area and make you itch like a mofo. Just a little trim is better.
Yep, there goes the last few ounces of dignity left on this board.
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XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
Why? Pubes just get in the way.

Though actual shaving can irritate the area and make you itch like a mofo. Just a little trim is better.
Exactly! I tried shaving, and learned two lessons: Shaving SuX0rZ, and 'Don't try that while still enrolled in Middle School!!!'
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I don't shave down there, but I do keep it cut nice and short! :P
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
Why? Pubes just get in the way.

Though actual shaving can irritate the area and make you itch like a mofo. Just a little trim is better.
Exactly! I tried shaving, and learned two lessons: Shaving SuX0rZ, and 'Don't try that while still enrolled in Middle School!!!'
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a bloke shaving down there makes me somewhat concerned about the human race.
Why? Pubes just get in the way.

Though actual shaving can irritate the area and make you itch like a mofo. Just a little trim is better.
Exactly! I tried shaving, and learned two lessons: Shaving SuX0rZ, and 'Don't try that while still enrolled in Middle School!!!'
He's like a walking sexual encyclopaedia of what not to do in society.

There must be some sort of an award for that now.
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Perhaps we should start a poll asking how many people here trim their hedges.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Perhaps we should start a poll asking how many people here trim their hedges.
I do... :D
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If you don't trim there, you are disgusting. Afros were stupid on the head and they are stupid in the pubic region.
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And besides, if they're too long they'll end up getting pulled when you fap. Trimming gives you more to work with. And it's considerate of anyone else who may end up manipulating it.
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This is why briefs are better. Except for that whole curvature thing that can happen. :oops: Anyone know how to correct that?
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Perhaps we should start a poll asking how many people here trim their hedges.
I do... :D
Ive actually been wondering how to phrase that question. plz do ask the poll.

and yes, I do.
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Jadeite wrote:This is why briefs are better. Except for that whole curvature thing that can happen. :oops: Anyone know how to correct that?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Are you talking about Peronese Disease? Shit, I spelled that wrong...
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Are you talking about Peronese Disease? Shit, I spelled that wrong...
No. Its just that I think because I wear briefs, its not completely straight if you know what I mean.
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