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Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.
Good. Lesson learned: Don't Fuck with Da Gn0m3s!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well Anget, I see you have arrived; feel free to do away with these pokers as you please.
As to Ein: No hard feelings, but when you poke a SEGNOR Agent, you're asking for trouble. As for the cloners, I've got a few here myself for the few biological members of my orginazation, but as you may know, it is impossible to get any clonable DNA from an inanimate object...
But, it was good doing buisness with you anyways.
Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good thing he was wielding a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness then, capable of cutting through ANYTHING.Beowulf wrote:Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.
So uh...*kicks Beowulf's rotting corpse* Why are you still talking?
*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're just jealous 'cause you don't have one!Beowulf wrote:Because I'm not dead yet! That stupid short sword is too dull to even cut butter!
*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*
*Remains calmly standing* Then what's the point?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*instants later, the energy from the Shortsword of Stubbiness absorbed by the meat is released, exploding in a titanic ball of thermonuclear energy enough to level this plane of existance, if not for the UR shield DGG had activated, protecting them from total annihilation*Beowulf wrote:*Takes out +60 vorpal throwing returning ghost-touch scimitar of distance* Why would I need one? *grabs shortsword, run it across a piece of meat, whichdoes nothing, then does the same with the scimitar, which neatly slices the steak.*
Like I said, its nice to have a weapon that can explode steaks. Sure, it doesn't cut like normal, but it explodes.
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
Wait until one member Hadoken you,after that you will see poking is not so bad.Anget Fisher wrote:i will have revenge
rwo days later shinova disappers reasons unknown
