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Mice are Pretty Damn Smart!

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We ALL knew they were working for world domination, didn't we?
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I think once mice and dolphins band together and evolve opposable thumbs we're in a world of shit.
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I knew Pinky and the Brain was true.
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Well then i guess in 1.000.000 year it will be "The planet of the mice" :wink:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think once mice and dolphins band together and evolve opposable thumbs we're in a world of shit.
You know, according to http://www.dolphinsex.org, the Delphine Master Race is able to easily manipulate external objects with their genitalia. I bet they're down there right now, building a war machine the likes of which humanity has never seen, and soon they will rise up from the deep in their amphibious tanks and ultra-high g fighter craft and drive the Apes into Kracken's Darkest Hell!


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XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think once mice and dolphins band together and evolve opposable thumbs we're in a world of shit.
You know, according to http://www.dolphinsex.org, the Delphine Master Race is able to easily manipulate external objects with their genitalia. I bet they're down there right now, building a war machine the likes of which humanity has never seen, and soon they will rise up from the deep in their amphibious tanks and ultra-high g fighter craft and drive the Apes into Kracken's Darkest Hell!


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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Oh, I'm scared.
As well you should be.
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XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I think once mice and dolphins band together and evolve opposable thumbs we're in a world of shit.
You know, according to http://www.dolphinsex.org, the Delphine Master Race is able to easily manipulate external objects with their genitalia.
If I didn't already know that, I'd be kinda freaked out. ;)
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Crayz9000 wrote:We ALL knew they were working for world domination, didn't we?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:We ALL knew they were working for world domination, didn't we?
NARF!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote: If I didn't already know that, I'd be kinda freaked out. ;)
You masturbate by twisting it into knots or something? :P
innerbrat wrote:Mice are Pretty Damn Smart!

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Get this back on track a bit: That's pretty cool. Always good to see intelligence in other animals.
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Don't forget cats. :lol:
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova wrote:Don't forget cats. :lol:
Dogs are smarter than cats. Only they're on our side. :D
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Post by Shinova »

Durran Korr wrote: Dogs are smarter than cats. Only they're on our side. :D
No dogs are on our side cause they don't have the devious, calculative nature of cats. :P
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Shinova wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: Dogs are smarter than cats. Only they're on our side. :D
No dogs are on our side cause they don't have the devious, calculative nature of cats. :P
YEAH but my dog can make shag carpet with cats. 8)
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Montcalm wrote:
Shinova wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: Dogs are smarter than cats. Only they're on our side. :D
No dogs are on our side cause they don't have the devious, calculative nature of cats. :P
YEAH but my dog can make shag carpet with cats. 8)
Mine just shags the carpet.
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That's great. I love it when we find out we're not so all-mighty in the smarts department.
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So I guess Douglas Adams is indeed right. :D :P
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Ghost Rider wrote:So I guess Douglas Adams is indeed right. :D :P
Was there ever any doubt?

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Post by UltraViolence83 »

I've read that book (tHGttG) about almost haflway through. I don't know why I didn't finish it. I really liked it. :?


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Post by NapoleonGH »

its a valid point.


hey we only exist to service the mice, and we are afterall only the third most intelligent species on earth, as evidenced by the fact that we still find digital watches really cool.
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its a valid point.


hey we only exist to service the mice, and we are afterall only the third most intelligent species on earth, as evidenced by the fact that we still find digital watches really cool.
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