Really bad LotR joke.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-01 07:05am

This has cropped up a few times at gaming sessions and while we were watching TTT at the cinema...

"Tonight we feast on man-flesh!"

"WE'RE GOING TO A GAY-BAR!"

Yes, I warned you its that bad.

And just to make it worse:

What do you get when you cross William Wallace with the M5?

Woad Rage!

Ahahahahahahhaahah! *boom*

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-05-01 07:06am

Uggh! Well, in all fairness you did warn us!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-01 07:06am

ROFLMAO!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-01 07:09am

Urge... to kill... rising!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-01 10:01am

X_X I think my cerbrum just fused.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-05-01 10:20am

He'll be here all week folks! Tip your waitress.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-01 10:27am

Stop talking. Before someone comes after you with something pointy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-01 10:33am

Hah. Hah. ....Hah.

Um, I like your new avatar. Jessie's so purty.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-01 07:03pm

I don't get the second one.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-01 07:18pm

Im amused.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 07:23pm

Gandalf wrote:I don't get the second one.

I think William Wallace was what's known as a Woad or something (insulting term?). The M5 is, I believe, a big road in the UK.

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-05-02 02:02pm

I thought woad was the blue stuff ancient picts used to paint themselves blue...and Wallace painted himself blue in Braveheart - although I heard that was a Hollywood fabrication.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-02 02:26pm

Its definitely a blue pigment. I learned so today in a revision lecture.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-02 02:41pm

i heard that second joke on scooby do

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-02 02:59pm

Ironbeard wrote:I thought woad was the blue stuff ancient picts used to paint themselves blue...and Wallace painted himself blue in Braveheart - although I heard that was a Hollywood fabrication.

I heard it did happen. Except not at that time for Wallace and crew to use it.

So not totally made up. Supposedly.