Sometimes I really hate women.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-29 08:35pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Hey, you'll get over it. (damn that sounds trite, but I do mean it). A year is a short time for that kind of thing to heal over, your best bet is to get with your friends, get out there and try to get back into living life fully. It'll help you get over the heartache and it'll get you better chance of finding and keeping a good woman (after all, someone that's happy, has a better chance than someone in pain/feeling lonely).

Oh, I know that. I've been doing that. On the good side I have a much more active life now than before. I have time to ride and climb all the mountains I feel like to.

And I hang up more with my friends. The only problem is that it seems all of them are dating or getting married.

And as long as I get girls hitting on me, I won't worry too much

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-04-29 08:38pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:The last one I was refering to was sort of my fiancee. I proposed to her and we spent the entire last year with the notion we'd get married in the future, as soon as she ended college (including looking for houses)

I'm just depressed. she broke up with me an year from now. I've had two short romantic relations since then, but I still can't forget her. And I don't feel love anymore. And I desperatly want to. To feel half the happiness I felt every day of what I thought to be endless days.

And that, I believe, is the true passage into adulthood for men. Not drinking, not getting a car, not getting laid, but just getting that painful pill of reality. Thats the shit of life.

The only thing we can do is square our shoulders and move on with the experiences that we have. As the addege goes "What doesn't kill you or seriously disable you only makes you stronger." Its one of my only hopes that that is actually true.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-29 08:47pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
And I hang up more with my friends. The only problem is that it seems all of them are dating or getting married.

Oh I know how that feels. At least you seem to have been spared the 'BLIND DATES FROM HELL(tm)' arranged by your friends GF's and Wives

Those suck!

Colonel Olrik wrote:And as long as I get girls hitting on me, I won't worry too much

Excellent, live long and shag endlessly.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-29 09:23pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.
Well I seem to mmet nice girls anyways.

Then again, thats may be because I'm a suave ladies man. Ohhhh yeah.

*Looks at his buddly list on AIM, sees that he has about 30 friends who are girls on it, every single one of them at some point in time having a crush on him.*

Who's that ladies man?

Anyway, unlike all you poor saps who can't find the right girl....you aren't looking. Because it's pure bullshit that they aren't out their. Nevermind the fact that I have been single for a full two YEARS now....it's mostly due to trying to find the perfect girl and just having REALLY bad timing. But I do believe I have found a girl, we're a lot alike which is good but we also have enough differences (Not to mention I'm insane...and she's not as insane.) I THINK she is interested in me as well...BUT she isn't allowed to date until she is 16, which is in about a month due to overprotective parents.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-30 01:14am

aphexmonster wrote:Umm, no, i went to the site, and i think you're full of shit.

Say what now? Say what?!

Oh yeah, didn't fucking think so.

Y'know, maybe telling people they're full if shit when you're the wrong one is what's making you unpopular with the ladies.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-30 01:21am

LMFAO @ Utsanomiko

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-30 03:05am

Duuuwaaaah! I just schoooooled his ig'nit ass.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!!

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-30 08:29pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Duuuwaaaah! I just schoooooled his ig'nit ass.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!!

i meant i see your homestar quote and it makes it all better...

then you say ... " no ... its homesar ... " ...

and i say ... no ... its homestar ....

then you come at me with some pointless retarded bullshit ...

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-30 08:31pm

easy now guys *loads shotgun* don't make me use this.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-30 09:14pm

aphexmonster wrote:i meant i see your homestar quote and it makes it all better...

then you say ... " no ... its homesar ... " ...

and i say ... no ... its homestar ....

then you come at me with some pointless retarded bullshit ...

I said it was Homsar; 'homesar' isn't anything. Then you got all defensive and said it was bullshit. Really, a simple "your quote from homestarunner.com" or "your Homsar quote" would have cleared things up. It makes you sound like you just don't know who homsar is.

Jesus, you didn't have to go nutso-ballistic the first second someone corrected you.

Spike ~ Spiegel · Post by **Spike ~ Spiegel** » 2003-04-30 09:33pm

Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-30 10:20pm

Spike ~ Spiegel wrote:Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse

.... we were having such a heated argument, and then you came and broke it up. The price for this is death by laserations of the finger

*poke*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 08:26am

Spike ~ Spiegel wrote:Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse

I think you'll find women are lickable and fuckable, with occasional bouts of disagreeable.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-05-01 08:32am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Spike ~ Spiegel wrote:Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse
I think you'll find women are lickable and fuckable, with occasional bouts of disagreeable.

And above all, cuddly!

*Quietly sneaks off before the SD.net girls can stomp him*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 08:34am

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I think you'll find women are lickable and fuckable, with occasional bouts of disagreeable.
And above all, cuddly!

*Quietly sneaks off before the SD.net girls can stomp him*

But it doesn't fit into the -able motif... perhaps huggable?
[homer]hmmm, huggable women[/homer]

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-01 09:36am

Spike ~ Spiegel wrote:Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse

See, that's where I think I disagree with my American / British colleagues. I think they're human beings. Though occasionally I've had reason to have doubts on that, admittedly.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 09:46am

Eleas wrote:
Spike ~ Spiegel wrote:Back to topic...

Women are a gift and a curse
See, that's where I think I disagree with my American / British colleagues. I think they're human beings.

Whaaat! Never. They are objects for our carnal lust, and occasional deviant gratification only. You'll be giving them the vote next!

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-01 10:10am

Rob Wilson wrote: Whaaat! Never. They are objects for our carnal lust, and occasional deviant gratification only. You'll be giving them the vote next!

Perish the thought, brother! I was merely suggesting that they pay taxes!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-05-01 10:16am

*desparately tries to derail this damn topic*

I'm a miiiiiiiillion ladies tall!!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 10:17am

Eleas wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Whaaat! Never. They are objects for our carnal lust, and occasional deviant gratification only. You'll be giving them the vote next!
Perish the thought, brother! I was merely suggesting that they pay taxes!

That at least is sensible, perhaps a payment in services?:twisted:

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-01 10:18am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Whaaat! Never. They are objects for our carnal lust, and occasional deviant gratification only. You'll be giving them the vote next!
Perish the thought, brother! I was merely suggesting that they pay taxes!
That at least is sensible, perhaps a payment in services?:twisted:

Ah, in natura, as it were? *intrigued*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 10:33am

Eleas wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Eleas wrote: Perish the thought, brother! I was merely suggesting that they pay taxes!
That at least is sensible, perhaps a payment in services?:twisted:
Ah, in natura, as it were? *intrigued*

Either that or an extension of my Porn Tax idea, taxes go interactive.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-01 10:41am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Eleas wrote:Ah, in natura, as it were? *intrigued*
Either that or an extension of my Porn Tax idea, taxes go interactive.

Lovely. I'll see to it that you get to run for Presidency in Czechoslovakia.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-01 10:50am

Eleas wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Eleas wrote:Ah, in natura, as it were? *intrigued*
Either that or an extension of my Porn Tax idea, taxes go interactive.
Lovely. I'll see to it that you get to run for Presidency in Czechoslovakia.

Personally I want to become the Emperor of China and Japan... got to love those Cute Little Oriental Babes (tm)

I take it you missed the thread of Marina ruling the US.

Oh and if it's still around the SD.net movie actors thread still needs a suggestion of who to play you (time machines are available to get actors when they are the right age).

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-01 12:45pm

*brandishes poker menacingly and glares*