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http://www.demoniciduth.cjb.net/

black death found this site. his comments are

"essentially ridiculously shitty pretend black metal with lame missionary lyrics"

take a look.
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A satanic metal music fan turning on his stereo,
listening to stupid antichrist bands singing against The Holy One
The way to hell has began for this young and totally blinded fan
who do not know what is hidding behind these pervert and demonic chants. 1 Timothy 3:7

Reject it, vomit it, change your ways.

Can't you see that you are going to self destruction listening to
bands singing for the glory of belial the black lord?
Till when would you understand that you are giving your soul to lucifer?
come to the one true Lord Jesus Christ. Osea 12:7

Reject it, vomit it, change your ways.

Follow satan and you will endure eternal sufferance
Follow Jesus and you'll hear your heart beating
So, change your ways and receive eternal life. Revelation 20:10-15

A satanic metal music fan turning on his stereo,
listening to stupid antichrist bands singing against The Holy One
The way to hell has began for this young and totally blinded fan
who do not know what is hidding behind these pervert and demonic chants. 1 Timothy 3:7

Reject it, vomit it, change your ways.
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admire the lyrics.
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No thanks... I'll gladly take Iron Maiden over that preachy crap any day of the week.
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When are these Christians going to get a fucking clue? They always have to make their own versions of shit; and their versions are always completely retarded.

I can just imagine some dumb Christian dressing up like a metal head, wearing "Christian" white metal shirts and such. I would have to point and laugh.
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Not to mention the fact that real metal heads would probably beat them up.
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check the pic page on them. they look silly.
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I love the "Beware Arafat ! I'm your worst nightmare!" picture. That guy with white makeup is hilarious! He sure would be in MY nightmare; clowns have always scared me.

I had to send them a "you're a silly poser" email. I wonder if they'll reply...
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...The hell? They were armor and carry flags! What are they gonna go to the Holy Land and slaughter righteously for Christianity or something? :roll:
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As a real metalhead I can say that I would not risk being infected by whatever virus they have just to beat them up. I'd much sooner hack them to pieces with a battle axe or bastard sword. While listening to Maidens Number of the Beast of Seikima II's Akuma-kumokyoku Sakuhin 666-ban Ni Tanchou. Both very good christian bashing music. Any Norse metal would probably do just as well. Church burnings, and all that good stuff.
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HAHAHA

They're trying to be a real Black Metal band, or at least, the Christian version of one. These silly people need this pathetic psycho drama in their lives: "we are for good, and you are evil! We will triumph."
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koji, I want to watch!
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Superman wrote:koji, I want to watch!
So do I. ;)
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

What the hell was that? Just because some people can dress up in outrageous outfits and yell satanic lyrics into a microphone doesn't mean they can do the same thing with the lyrical version of a Southern Baptist's sermon.
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Superman wrote:When are these Christians going to get a fucking clue? They always have to make their own versions of shit; and their versions are always completely retarded.
It's Microsoft's "embrace and extend" policy, which is essentially borrowed from Christianity. They know that they're just not cool, so they try and make themselves cool. They fail to realize, however, that by trying to be cool, one becomes uncool simply because of "Dude, that guy's like, trying too hard." In essence, Christianity is doomed to uncoolness.
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When you're right, you're right. :shock:
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Superman wrote:When you're right, you're right. :shock:
Indeed. :shock:
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Superman wrote: That guy with white makeup is hilarious! He sure would be in MY nightmare; clowns have always scared me.
Dude the Ashtaroth-Karnaim guy, he was trying to be the Crow! that make up is too much.
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Damn, its worse than Christian Gangster Rap...
Somebody should submit that link to somethingawful.co*... :twisted:

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Christian gangsta' rap? ROFL!
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Muwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Holy shit and I thought Stryper was lame assed.....its like a meeting of the Chunky Perky Goth's club.......
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Wow another group of Wannabes for God.
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Yuri Prime wrote:Wow another group of Wannabes for God.
If I was Jesus, I'd be pretty embarrassed over these people. The guy probably can't even go to a decent party without all his followers ... well, following him.

BROTHA: Hey-Zeus Ma Man, wassup?! Aw man, allz dem's witchu man? Damn Dog, we don't got the liquor for dat shit!
JESUS: Well I can't just leave 'em sitting out here ...
BROTHA: Sorry dawg. You always bring fine-ass bitches, but they never wanna get down! What chu be feedin those hoes?!
JESUS: Dude, not now ...

What a shitty life. There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.
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Durandal wrote:There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.
Hey, you copied that from Dennis Miller!
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For some reason, the bio on their website makes me laugh my ass off. Excerpt:
In March 2000, Genezareth left the band & Demoniciduth stopped after many researches to call its future in question before God. Then came Nahum on drums in August 2000, as well as one of his friends, Haroscheth, as second guitarist. In December 2000 after composing songs rapidly, the band decided to record “Post Tenebras Lux”, its first CD-EP recorded with a better budget, this time in a professional studio. After the release of the CD-EP, for lack of time, Nahalal quitted Demoniciduth & Jéhu took his place for a short time as he’s actually no more in the crew. Then came in December 2001 Hazaël, instead of Nahum.

March 2002, HAroscheth left & the band is lacking of guitarists. Please, pray that (accorded to the Will of God) we can find one / two guitarist(s) to complete our line-up in order to prepare the album "Dogs of Antichrist". Thanx for your time!
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