1st Review of Matrix Reloaded

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-05-01 07:52am

Sounds like it kicks Ass..http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=15110

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-01 08:16am

some movie review guy after to many mountain dews wrote:Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I’d got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they’d all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch.

i must see this!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-01 08:19am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
some movie review guy after way too fucking many Mountain Dews and Viagra wrote:Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I’d got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they’d all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch.
i must see this!

Holy Mother of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

THAT'S WORSE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-01 08:30am

Fuck seeing the film, I want to hear more about that guy's sexual fantasies!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-01 08:33am

For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-01 08:35am

Vympel wrote:For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.

Who cares? He has a vivid imagination.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-01 09:14am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Vympel wrote:For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.
Who cares? He has a vivid imagination.

Maybe he saw a porno movie titled "My dicks reloaded."

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-01 10:32am

Sounds like an article on par with the always erudite commentary to be found on AICN.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-01 10:38am

Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-01 10:39am

Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.

Might have something to do with the disgusting imagery, toilet humor, and rank ignorance. Fun to be had by all

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-01 03:23pm

Vympel wrote:
Might have something to do with the disgusting imagery, toilet humor, and rank ignorance. Fun to be had by all

No shit Sherlock. I demand more reviews!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-01 05:19pm

Eh, AICN.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 06:16pm

AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.

Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-01 06:21pm

Dalton wrote:AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.

Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker

YES! Someone agrees!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 06:57pm

phongn wrote:
Dalton wrote:AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.

Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker
YES! Someone agrees!

That fat idiot pisses me off.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-01 07:02pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Fuck seeing the film, I want to hear more about that guy's sexual fantasies!

-is highly amused-

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-01 09:51pm

For somebody using the name of a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle character as their moniker, they certainly can't express themselves like a mature individual.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-01 10:13pm

Ya know, Ive seen footage of severe Touretts Syndrome patients that were more coherent and less vulgar than that review......You can almost hear Harry 'the Hutt" Knowls vigourously pleasuring himself in the background.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-05-01 10:35pm

Jesus Christ! That shit-eating review almost soured me on seeing the movie! Even I write better than that hamster-cock! Eeeegh!

Nah, I'll still go see the film.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 06:08am

Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.

well, if its only vaguely, its ok.

cute location, btw.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-02 01:14pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
well, if its only vaguely, its ok.

cute location, btw.

Yes, only vaguely. It's all good.

Thanks about the location comment. Did you read my sig too? Too funny!!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 03:03pm

yep. copied, pasted, sent to friends.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-02 03:18pm

Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.

If you're not violated, then he isn't doing his job.