DO NOT GO HERE, YOU MAY GET CONVERTED!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-01 11:31pm

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!

From Atheism to Christianity in 3 easy steps

They actually had me praying for forgiveness until the electricity suddenly went out, freeing me from their divine grasp.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-01 11:32pm

I hit it: It failed to work.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:33pm

I love the way they "prove" the Biblical account of Jesus rising from the dead by quoting other parts of the Bible.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-01 11:33pm

Hmm. There's a bunch of brain cells I'll never get back.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-01 11:33pm

Darth Wong wrote:I love the way they "prove" the Biblical account of Jesus rising from the dead by quoting other parts of the Bible.

Two Words: Circular "Logic"

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-01 11:33pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Hmm. There's a bunch of brain cells I'll never get back.

What did I tell you?!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-01 11:34pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Hmm. There's a bunch of brain cells I'll never get back.
What did I tell you?!

ROFL!!!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-01 11:35pm

That's almost too cookie-cutter to be real.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-01 11:40pm

Atheism to Christianity in 3 easy steps wrote:WARNING: If you lack the courage to examine the claims of Christ, you will not be comfortable at this web site. The evidences for the reality of Jesus of Nazareth as the Christ and for the accuracy of the scriptures are overwhelming. No thinking man can honestly and fully examine them and remain an unbeliever.

They're not kiddin' here. They had me on my knees praying to Jesus until that power surge restarted my computer, leaving me dazed, but retaining at least some of my logic and reason. Don't fall for their trap, these are top knotch converters!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-01 11:47pm

Some have suggested that He never really died, but only fainted on the cross, thus illustrating the absurd lengths to which men will go to avoid facing facts.

Has there ever been a better example of the pot calling the kettle black?

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-05-01 11:50pm

Durran Korr wrote:Has there ever been a better example of the pot calling the kettle black?

They are fundies, what exactly else can you expect them? I mean, these are people who make pollies look honest!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-01 11:51pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Some have suggested that He never really died, but only fainted on the cross, thus illustrating the absurd lengths to which men will go to avoid facing facts.
Has there ever been a better example of the pot calling the kettle black?

Precisely since we kind of know dead people have this habit of remaining dead.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-01 11:57pm

Uhm, they're going to have to try a little harder than that to get me!

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-05-01 11:57pm

Most of the "no" links don't even work!

And it says it just wants to find out why this is. Bullshit; you disagree with fundamentalism and you cannot continue until you say you now agree.

But yes, praise to Jesus for that power surge.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-02 12:24am

I got a 404 after the second No.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-05-02 12:51am

Wicked Pilot wrote:WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!

From Atheism to Christianity in 3 easy steps

They actually had me praying for forgiveness until the electricity suddenly went out, freeing me from their divine grasp.

Muwhahaha! I made it from start to 404 in two clicks. I said I'm no Christian and I don't believe in the existence of the Great Imaginary Jeebus in the Sky.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-02 12:56am

WHAT?! I did that and I didn't get 404!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-02 12:58am

Darth Yoshi wrote:WHAT?! I did that and I didn't get 404!

You're not blessed by the Atheism God. Too bad.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-02 01:01am

I'm tempted to make a parody proving the existence of Cthulhu with the Necronomicon.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-02 01:16am

Durran Korr wrote:I'm tempted to make a parody proving the existence of Cthulhu with the Necronomicon.

Do it. You will be made immortal on the Internet if you do.

Cthulhu-chan · Post by **Cthulhu-chan** » 2003-05-02 01:43am

What do you need the Necronomicon for? I'm right here!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 01:46am

Hmph.

Do you believe the bible is true?

* Yes
* No
* Yes, but only partially

The latter two answers both redirect to a "Why don't you believe the Bible is true?" page. Come on... typical Protestant bullshit. As if I'm ever going to believe that the world was created in exactly 168 hours.

(The "Yes" link directs you to an "Under Construction page, lol...)

Ravencrow · Post by **Ravencrow** » 2003-05-02 01:53am

What a crappy site... most of the links don't seem to work at all...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-02 02:04am

Darth Wong wrote:I love the way they "prove" the Biblical account of Jesus rising from the dead by quoting other parts of the Bible.

Well duh. How else could you do it?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 02:11am

Hey, here's a good reason why Jesus's tomb was found empty:

He never died.

Not there, anyway. I bet someone pulled a Comical Ali there

Jesus Christ existed. There is too much written about him to deny the truth of this.

Was he the son of God? I dunno. Was David Koresh the son of God?

I mean, what proof do we have that the bible isn't a collection of fables, fairy tales, ancient literature and political propaganda? There was such a thing as fiction back then. Why should we accept the Bible as literally true? We don't accept books of Greek mythology as literally true, and I see no difference between the two.

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