Breast feeding in public

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-05-01 11:03pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I don't have a problem with breast-feeding, as the boobie milk is good for the baby, but I think it should be done where everybody isn't looking at the mother, for modesty's sake.
I tend to agree. If one absolutely has to breastfeed in public, they should at least make the effort to cover up and do it somewhere where there aren't a lot of people around to stare.

That's BS. Here, the most you can expect for a woman is to slightly cover her breasts with the side of the shirt or having her husband (if she's married) sit next to her to cover the view from the most obvious direction, but NO WOMAN should be forced to go out of her way to please the prudes. If they don't want to watch, it's their decision, it isn't like she's masturbating or something.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-01 11:33pm

Jesus Christ, it's breast feeding. Let's run through the moral checklist, shall we?

Is this action hurting anyone in an objective way?
No.

Is this action violating someone's rights?
No, and if you say that you have a right to not be exposed to things you don't like in a public place, you're a fucking twat.

Does this action have positive merits?
YES. It satisfies the rather demanding and random needs of a fucking newborn infant, which a very high-maintenance burden.

What the Hell did you think was going to happen when you started this thread, Superman? Did you expect everyone to pat you on the back and say, "Right on! You tell that stupid Mormon bitch!" You spend so much fucking time on this board bashing Christians, but don't you realize that examples like this are exactly the same kinds of things that fundamentalists piss and moan about? You know, offending their sensibilities which have no objective grounding? Things like pornography and prostitution, which have no instrinsic demerits? Wise up. This kind of shit goes beyond being an asshole; you're being an asinine twat.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:36pm

Shinova wrote:I wonder now if dicrete sexual intercourse might start being done in public.

Still trying to grease that slippery slope? Mind you, if it's really discrete, I wouldn't really give a shit. Who are they hurting?

There seems to be a trend toward more and more "liberalness" in terms of nudity and stuff.

Good.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:38pm

Responding to an earlier comment, of course men are attracted to breasts. It implies an improved ability to give care to infants and help them grow. It's instinctual.

Besides, they're so big and round and floppy with perky nipples....urrr....uNF

excuse me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:40pm

Dalton wrote:Responding to an earlier comment, of course men are attracted to breasts. It implies an improved ability to give care to infants and help them grow. It's instinctual.

Besides, they're so big and round and floppy with perky nipples....urrr....uNF

excuse me.

CLEAN THAT UP!!!

*hands Dalton a box of Kleenex*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:Responding to an earlier comment, of course men are attracted to breasts. It implies an improved ability to give care to infants and help them grow. It's instinctual.

Besides, they're so big and round and floppy with perky nipples....urrr....uNF

excuse me.
CLEAN THAT UP!!!

*hands Dalton a box of Kleenex*

It's a little beyond that right now Mike. Suggest you send for the janitor crew from the Ringling Bros. & Barnum and Bailey Circus.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:45pm

Dalton wrote:It's a little beyond that right now Mike. Suggest you send for the janitor crew from the Ringling Bros. & Barnum and Bailey Circus.

Aw, shit.

*picks up phone*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:49pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's a little beyond that right now Mike. Suggest you send for the janitor crew from the Ringling Bros. & Barnum and Bailey Circus.
Aw, shit.

*picks up phone*

Alternatively, you could call for Ein.

gross out!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:50pm

Gaaaack ...

*puke*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-01 11:51pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Shinova wrote:I wonder now if dicrete sexual intercourse might start being done in public.
Still trying to grease that slippery slope? Mind you, if it's really discrete, I wouldn't really give a shit. Who are they hurting?

This should be quoted. Hearing you talk about a "slippery slope" being greased in a conversation about Public sex just makes me laugh out loud

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-01 11:52pm

Darth Wong wrote:Gaaaack ...

*puke*

Great, now you have to clean up your own mess and Dalton's.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-02 04:01am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Gaaaack ...

*puke*
Great, now you have to clean up your own mess and Dalton's.

And Einy's not going to lick up Wong's puke....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-02 12:41pm

LOL I was thinking somewhere along those lines

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-02 01:34pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Shinova wrote:I wonder now if dicrete sexual intercourse might start being done in public.
Still trying to grease that slippery slope? Mind you, if it's really discrete, I wouldn't really give a shit. Who are they hurting?

And let's face it, risque activity in public is rather exciting, especially when you're trying not to get caught.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-02 11:18pm

Dalton wrote:Alternatively, you could call for Ein.

Screw calling Ein, call Roto-rooter!

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-05-02 11:31pm

Dude she was using a blanket trying to cover herself up, now if she had just pulled her tits out for everyone to see and started feeding the baby not trying to cover herself, then she would have been fair game.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-02 11:55pm

Superman wrote:I don't think you would have enjoyed watching the woman in "Togo's" do it. She was not what one would call... attractive.

What the FUCK is this post all about?

You honestly CANNOT be this fucking inept. It's not humanly possible that you could be so myopically shallow in your thinking to truly come to the conclusions you reached. A woman feeding her child should be ridiculed because YOU didn't enjoy watching her breastfeed because she wasn't attractive enough?!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Please don't ever procreate.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-03 05:04am

Durandal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Shinova wrote:I wonder now if dicrete sexual intercourse might start being done in public.
Still trying to grease that slippery slope? Mind you, if it's really discrete, I wouldn't really give a shit. Who are they hurting?
And let's face it, risque activity in public is rather exciting, especially when you're trying not to get caught.

Even better when you've done it at work

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-03 05:05am

innerbrat wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Gaaaack ...

*puke*
Great, now you have to clean up your own mess and Dalton's.
And Einy's not going to lick up Wong's puke....

Maybe we could claim the first one to clean it up gets to join you, Zaia and Kelly in a giant vat of Jello?

Sounds like a janitorial solution to me.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-03 01:17pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Even better when you've done it at work

If there's one thing that porn has taught us, it's that girls get really horny in the Xerox room.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-03 10:48pm

Durandal wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Even better when you've done it at work
If there's one thing that porn has taught us, it's that girls get really horny in the Xerox room.

Mmmm, something about how those machines moan, purr, and vibrate....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-03 11:03pm

-shock- what happened in the 6 pages I missed? breast feeding --> copier and vibrators??

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-03 11:04pm

Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Even better when you've done it at work
If there's one thing that porn has taught us, it's that girls get really horny in the Xerox room.
Mmmm, something about how those machines moan, purr, and vibrate....

"Hey baby, I gotta huge boner."
"What?!
"Dah - the copier's all out of toner!"

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-03 11:50pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Maybe we could claim the first one to clean it up gets to join you, Zaia and Kelly in a giant vat of Jello?

Sounds like a janitorial solution to me.

*shows up with a shop vac and cleans up the mess*

Woohoo!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-05-04 05:15am

Darth Wong wrote:
Shinova wrote:I wonder now if dicrete sexual intercourse might start being done in public.
Still trying to grease that slippery slope? Mind you, if it's really discrete, I wouldn't really give a shit. Who are they hurting?

Wouldn't the slope end up kinda sticky, instead? I mean...