Samus Aran vs. Jango Fett

Admiral Griffith · Post by **Admiral Griffith** » 2002-09-06 05:22pm

Jango has his suit and all the guns, bombs, and blades that that implies.

Samus has her suit and all the guns, bombs, and blades that that implies.

First round is the Geonosian arena, second is on planet Zebes

FIGHT!

P.S. no fire support whatsoever. That includes random events such as rain, rust, lightning, meteors, BDZ, nukes, death stars, suit malfunctions, crazed redshirts, rebel sympathizers.... (continues on)

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-06 05:26pm

Samus wins because she's cooler, more adept, and the Fetts are nothing but tin can heads!!!

*runs far away before the Cult of Fett arrives*

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-06 07:00pm

Whoa, thats a good fight. I would have to go with Boba, though.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-06 07:01pm

Jango, i mean. Sorry.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-06 07:12pm

Samus has her suit and all the guns, bombs, and blades that that implies.

That kills Fett, Hundreds of missles, a couple hundred Super missiles, unilimited little bombs, about a hundred super bombs, HYPER BEAM!, Fett is out gunned. Plus Samas's suit can take a SHIT load of damage, walking around in Lava damage,(even without the special suit, she can take a long ass time in there)

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-06 07:58pm

Fett is Energy/KE Protected and flying up up and away and sniping till that Armor of Her's goes down is a strong opition

At least until Samus remebers the Rocket Launcher then Jangos going down

(However is it just me or could you see these two hooking up?)

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-09-06 09:41pm

The love of huge guns, power armour, and cool ass ships? Hell yes.

I think it's kinda unfair to give Samus her Hyperbeam, though. It punches through every goddamn thing.

Admiral Griffith · Post by **Admiral Griffith** » 2002-09-06 09:52pm

i didn't even know half of Samus' recently described arsenal existed. I was thinking of the one from super smash brothers, plus her little rocket launcher. oh well. guess my money's on Samus now.

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-09-06 10:16pm

Admiral Griffith wrote:i didn't even know half of Samus' recently described arsenal existed. I was thinking of the one from super smash brothers, plus her little rocket launcher. oh well. guess my money's on Samus now.

You haven't played Super Metroid? I thought everyone here already had. If you thought the suit was tough, try Samus herself in the original Metroid game (via the Justin Bailey cheat, or just completing the game once in the Disk System version). Wading though lava and a hail of ememy fire in a one-piece swimsuit is very impressive (but doesn't have quite the cool appearance of the Barrier Suit (what she wears in SSB)).
Back on topic, Jango has a pretty big mobility advantage, but this is negated by the sheer volume of firepower that Samus can dish out -- he can simply be knocked out of the air with a well-placed Screw Attack, missile blast, or Wave Beam hit. A Hyper Beam or Super Missile would likely finish it. Those two (Jango and Samus) look like they were made for each other.

Admiral Griffith · Post by **Admiral Griffith** » 2002-09-06 10:38pm

it goes like this: Samus and Jango end up seeing eachother before suiting up, and each one decides, in their own mind, to lose. They enter the arena and act like tactical idiots until Jango pulls his flamethrower out and scorches the paint off her Barrier Suit. Then she gets pissed, charges up a nice Charge Shot and fries him.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-06 11:03pm

Admiral Griffith wrote:Jango has his suit and all the guns, bombs, and blades that that implies.

Samus has her suit and all the guns, bombs, and blades that that implies.

First round is the Geonosian arena, second is on planet Zebes

FIGHT!

P.S. no fire support whatsoever. That includes random events such as rain, rust, lightning, meteors, BDZ, nukes, death stars, suit malfunctions, crazed redshirts, rebel sympathizers.... (continues on)

Samus drops her suit, orgy ensues

Seriously, they seem pretty even matched. Wait till Metroid Prime comes out so we can get a good idea on Samus' sensor suite, but until then I'll give it to Jango.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-06 11:05pm

Datana wrote:
Admiral Griffith wrote: Wading though lava and a hail of ememy fire in a one-piece swimsuit is very impressive (but doesn't have quite the cool appearance of the Barrier Suit (what she wears in SSB)).

At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-06 11:09pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Datana wrote:
Admiral Griffith wrote: Wading though lava and a hail of ememy fire in a one-piece swimsuit is very impressive (but doesn't have quite the cool appearance of the Barrier Suit (what she wears in SSB)).
At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier

So says you.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-06 11:14pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Datana wrote:
Admiral Griffith wrote: Wading though lava and a hail of ememy fire in a one-piece swimsuit is very impressive (but doesn't have quite the cool appearance of the Barrier Suit (what she wears in SSB)).
At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier

Ummm.... Ray, just out of curiosity, is there any girl (real or CGI) that you are not attracted to?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-06 11:21pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Datana wrote: At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier
Ummm.... Ray, just out of curiosity, is there any girl (real or CGI) that you are not attracted to?

Hmmm, it took you that long to figure it out?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-06 11:35pm

Do you even like T'Pol, from Enterprise?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-06 11:36pm

Samas has speed, power, durability, and sexyness. Fett can't stand a chance. Fett couldn't land a singel shot.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-06 11:43pm

Master of Ossus wrote:Do you even like T'Pol, from Enterprise?

Well, as a devout Warsie, I do have my limits

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-06 11:44pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Samas has speed, power, durability, and sexyness. Fett can't stand a chance. Fett couldn't land a singel shot.

Because he's too busy in his orgy

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-09-07 03:42am

As cool as Jango is, realistically, he simply cannot compare to Samus.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-09-07 08:04am

Do we assume that Samus has the same kind of missile complement than in the game, or should we assume "realistic" figures ? We should wait until the next version ( which might be a little less fancy than Super Metroid ).

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 01:34pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote: At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier

The effect is lost somewhat on a NES.

Admiral Griffith · Post by **Admiral Griffith** » 2002-09-07 02:30pm

Vendetta wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote: At least a one piece swinsuit is a hell of a lot sexier
The effect is lost somewhat on a NES.

Holy sh#t! It's really that old?!

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 02:32pm

Yep. Metroid first showed itself in the dark unhallowed recesses of the NES catalogue.

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-09-07 05:59pm

Metroid was originally a Famicom Disk System game in Japan (where one could buy these tiny disks and have games written (or overwritten) to them for use on your Famicom; it was scrapped primarily due to maintenance costs for the FDS booths and rampant piracy near the end of the Famicom's life cycle). One of the biggest differences between the NES and the Famicom was that there was no Disk System port available, so Metroid became a "normal" NES game, and a password system replaced the savefiles. One of the U.S. staff added the "Justin Bailey" password (for swimsuit Samus) as a means to quickly bypass much of the early game (so that all you'd need to do was grab the Ice Beam and head for Tourian). Metroid was the second game I got for the NES as a kid; I guess that shows how old I am. I still play it (as well as the two sequels (for the Game Boy (no bloody Pocket, Color, or Advance) and SNES, respectively)) sometimes in emulation.

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