Things on the board that are pissing me off

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:31am

Stormbringer wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:I know what you mean...
I will not quote pictures

Holy fucking hell! Who let Jay on the board? And where's Silent Bob?

*raises hand*

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-05-02 12:34am

Stormbringer wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:I know what you mean...
I will not quote pictures

Holy fucking hell! Who let Jay on the board? And where's Silent Bob?

Snootch to the nootch, man! Bob's updating the FUQ again yo.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-02 12:34am

Stormbringer wrote:Holy fucking hell! Who let Jay on the board? And where's Silent Bob?

I think Dalton's around here somewhere cleaning up Wong's barf...

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:35am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Holy fucking hell! Who let Jay on the board? And where's Silent Bob?
I think Dalton's around here somewhere cleaning up Wong's barf...

And all the Mirrors Durandal saw himself in.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-02 12:36am

Darth Wong wrote:Has anyone ever wondered if Durandal's boundless appreciation for his own appearance might lead him to be attracted to another with similar appearance ... which would imply that the other is a male?

Now, now, I don't necessarily expect perfection in my love interests. I make it very clear to them that they can never be as good-looking or finely-sculpted as I am right off the bat.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-02 12:37am

Oh yeah and fuck you for hijacking my thread, Connor.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:40am

Durandal wrote:Oh yeah and fuck you for hijacking my thread, Connor.

What are friends for?

*holds up a Mirror*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 12:43am

Getting back on track you assclowns...

Durandal's complaint was one of the prime inspirations for my vigilante post in the mod forum.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:46am

Dalton wrote:Getting back on track you assclowns...

Durandal's complaint was one of the prime inspirations for my vigilante post in the mod forum.

Shouldnt you be cleaning mirrors?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-05-02 12:46am

Hotfoot wrote: I know what you mean...

OMFG Itss Jason Mewes! Can I have your autograph?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-02 12:48am

Dalton wrote:Durandal's complaint was one of the prime inspirations for my vigilante post in the mod forum.

Oh, well that helps. Why don't we all just hop over to the MOD forum and take a look-see!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-05-02 12:48am

Hobbes wrote:Yeah, me too. I hate n00bs that do that kinda shit.

I like to poke them.

Shut up Ando.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 12:49am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Dalton wrote:Durandal's complaint was one of the prime inspirations for my vigilante post in the mod forum.
Oh, well that helps. Why don't we all just hop over to the MOD forum and take a look-see!

Check the "no flamewars" post at the top of the forum for an idea of what I mean.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-05-02 01:03am

Darth Wong wrote:Has anyone ever wondered if Durandal's boundless appreciation for his own appearance might lead him to be attracted to another with similar appearance ... which would imply that the other is a male?

What, I make two photoshop pics of myself as God, make several other pics with my sexy face on it, post almost a dozen pics of my self overall, and consider making my title "Sexy Defined", and Durandal's passe self-appreciation gets the attention? Bah. I ought to start pimping my AvP Warcraft mod and a pic of myself in every post I make from now on...

Anyway, poking bugs the fuck out of me, too. The whole damn thing is just a childish tradition of kids getting together to giggle over their TGOD-style crap. TGODing pisses me off, too. Not only is it just RPing without dice, it's barely a step above the crap just like it that, before SD.net, I had only seen on Gundam sites, and typically written in AOL-speak.

YOU MUST CHECK OUT ALIEN VS PREDATOR: WARCRAFT!!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-05-02 01:06am

OH GOD! THAT IMAGE!! MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NOTHING!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 01:10am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Anyway, poking bugs the fuck out of me, too. The whole damn thing is just a childish tradition of kids getting together to giggle over their TGOD-style crap. TGODing pisses me off, too. Not only is it just RPing without dice, it's barely a step above the crap just like it that, before SD.net, I had only seen on Gundam sites, and typically written in AOL-speak.

You do not know the true nature of the TGOD.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-05-02 01:10am

Trytostaydead wrote:OH GOD! THAT IMAGE!! MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NOTHING!!

Oh shush, or I'll post a real, unedited picture of me topless.

And sorry, no, I'm not signing autographs just now. Unless you're attractive, female, and are want a body part signed.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-02 01:21am

Dalton wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Anyway, poking bugs the fuck out of me, too. The whole damn thing is just a childish tradition of kids getting together to giggle over their TGOD-style crap. TGODing pisses me off, too. Not only is it just RPing without dice, it's barely a step above the crap just like it that, before SD.net, I had only seen on Gundam sites, and typically written in AOL-speak.
You do not know the true nature of the TGOD.

Inexperienced many are. Learn they shall or my wrath they will face.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-02 01:25am

Trytostaydead wrote:OH GOD! THAT IMAGE!! MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NOTHING!!

Good thing I'm able to stand the sight of a male chest.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-05-02 01:28am

Calm down, it's only Jesus' chest.

It's God's face that's been put on it.

PROMETHEUS · Post by **PROMETHEUS** » 2003-05-02 01:33am

Durran Korr wrote:Quiet, newbie, sock puppet, whatever. You don't have poking priviledges yet.

What about me?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-02 03:18am

BAH! All you "pretty" boys should ph34r the day I, yes I, Frank Hipper, posts my glorious mug!
I had your pretty, pretty boyish looks until I matured! And now I am chock full of MANLY beauty! Women mourn the fact that I'm unassailable. Men gnash their teeth in frustration that they don't have my wondrous good looks!
The day shall come when Einy posts the immortal multi-colored BOING! for me!
Zaia shall swoon, FOR ME!
My visage shall be posted by horny teens in the "Most gorgeous male of any hair color" thread!
Even Darth Wong shall say "Hmmmm"!Am I laying it on thick enough, yet?
Oh, it'll happen. Trust me....

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 04:33am

Mwahaha. I have the ultimate counter to your "beauty."

Dr. Schlotkins! Do your worst!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-02 04:47am

phongn wrote: Inexperienced many are. Learn they shall or my wrath they will face.

Slay them we must, on the ground we will spread there guts.

And Hobbes is weemadando

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-02 04:51am

This thread takes many twists and turns