The most whacked out set of Figurines EVER!!!

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The most whacked out set of Figurines EVER!!!

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Ok, for thoes who don't frequent Something Awful, they have quite possibily the most disturbing Awful Link of the Day, EVER.
I will post it here , in damaged form =

http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collecti htm

Add a . at the end there if you really want to see, but I will warn you , its nasty, and more than a bit disturbing but at the same time caused me to snert tea out my nose in laughter. This once again catapults Japan to the top of my most fucked up places on Earth list.
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Wow. Just wow. :shock:
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Sokar wrote:Ok, for thoes who don't frequent Something Awful, they have quite possibily the most disturbing Awful Link of the Day, EVER.
I will post it here , in damaged form =

http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collecti htm

Add a . at the end there if you really want to see, but I will warn you , its nasty, and more than a bit disturbing but at the same time caused me to snert tea out my nose in laughter. This once again catapults Japan to the top of my most fucked up places on Earth list.
:shock: You know, you could have given a little more specific warning (eg. that fucking scat shit, and no pun intended) about it, but then from the mention of Something Awful, I probably should have guess the nature of the link anyway.
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no.......No.........NO...........



NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



THAT IS HORROR!!! HORROR OF MISBEGOTTENNESS WITH WHAT THAT JAPAN GOOD AT BUT THAT NO HOW IN ANIME GOOD SOME CRAZY BUT SOME HEADS THAT NOT HOW THEY PERVERSE WEIRD REPRESSED SOCIETYNESS TOO MUCH BLEH
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Well, how...interesting.
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Lord of the Farce wrote: :shock: You know, you could have given a little more specific warning (eg. that fucking scat shit, and no pun intended) about it, but then from the mention of Something Awful, I probably should have guess the nature of the link anyway.
But that would have diluted the delicious shock factor that it generates. :twisted:
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Sokar wrote:
Lord of the Farce wrote: :shock: You know, you could have given a little more specific warning (eg. that fucking scat shit, and no pun intended) about it, but then from the mention of Something Awful, I probably should have guess the nature of the link anyway.
But that would have diluted the delicious shock factor that it generates. :twisted:
*bashes Sokar on the head then proceeds to bite his head off*
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Shinova wrote: *bashes Sokar on the head then proceeds to bite his head off*
EEK!! *covers head and runs like hell*
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Hmm...I think I'll go off and die now. But first...

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Sokar, thanks :P :twisted:
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I....feel....unclean......
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Rubberanvil wrote:Sokar, thanks :P :twisted:
Hey , with something that good, I just had to share :twisted:

The little toilet in the floor thing is what really gets me, are thoes for real in Japan?
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Sokar wrote: Hey , with something that good, I just had to share :twisted:
I was wondering if somebody would make those types of figures. :twisted:
The little toilet in the floor thing is what really gets me, are thoes for real in Japan?
Squat toliets are real, in many places in Japan they're being replace by western style toliets.
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*vomits*
Japan is putting out some VERY twisted stuff.... :shock: :shock: :?
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Captain tycho wrote:*vomits*
Japan is putting out some VERY twisted stuff.... :shock: :shock: :?
Japanese twisted stuff is no different than the European or American shit, but with far less ugly women doing it. :P
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Rubberanvil wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:*vomits*
Japan is putting out some VERY twisted stuff.... :shock: :shock: :?
Japanese twisted stuff is no different than the European or American shit, but with far less ugly women doing it. :P
At least they're arent selling those kind of figures here....yet.*shiver* :shock:
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Rubberanvil wrote:Squat toliets are real, in many places in Japan they're being replace by western style toliets.
I've been told that they are more natural for you body, though I am rather partial to being able to sit if I have to take a crapper.
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Danm! Another non-work-friendly link that will have to wait until I get home...
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This is tame compared to fecaljapan... but still twisted.

Thank goodness that site's gone.
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And they still pixellate the vaginas. WTH?
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Dalton wrote:And they still pixellate the vaginas. WTH?
Legacy of MacAuthur. Try putting a puritan in charge of a country full of sexual actives and perverts who are fanatical about their free speech rights and you end up with something like Japan. :shock:
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Oh no, gawd no, it's...it's a CREDIT CARD AD!!!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!
Or am I missing something?????
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Frank Hipper wrote:Oh no, gawd no, it's...it's a CREDIT CARD AD!!!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!
Or am I missing something?????
Did you replace the last dot, or are you just yanking our collective chains?
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One one hand, I am rather pleased that Japanese culture is liberal enough to allow such thinks like this to be made. Something like this would NEVER get past the religous nutcases in America.

On the other hand, just because they CAN make something like that, doesn't mean they SHOULD.
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