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Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?

NEVER! i am as bald as an 8 year old boy...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Superman wrote:Well, have any of you ever gone into the shower, only to find a pubic hair on the soap? Someone ELSE'S public hair?
Why does pubic hair come out so easily anyway?
Let's put it this way, would you like to have the equivalent mass of hair Steve Tyler has on his head but down there?
Hmm, pubic afro? I may be onto something...
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Wear boxer-briefs or no-fly boxers and you won't have that problem.
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Post by Dodge »

Or better still, don't wear boxers at all...

...or any other kind of briefs, for that matter...

...and turn up the heating, so willy doesn't get cold!
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This is whay I don't live with boys!(any more)
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Ah FUCK!!! It's still alive. I'm gonna need a bigger stick!

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Ein!!! Dear God man, put that thing away. What the fuck? Is that a third leg, or are you hiding a Pacaderm in your britches? Wait. I don't want to know.

Oh shit, it's the thread, it's back. This calls for drastic measures...

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Gaah. Pull pin, count to three, and release.

One

Two

Five

(Three Sir)

Three

+1

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Yo! She-bitch!...Let's go.
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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.

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What the hell?
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Post by Cal Wright »

Psst. Robby. That '+1' thing. That's usually the 'Lock Thread' trip wire. Here, I'll do it again.


+1

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Cal Wright wrote:Psst. Robby. That '+1' thing. That's usually the 'Lock Thread' trip wire. Here, I'll do it again.


+1
Not until I hear a good reason.
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Oh yeah? Well then. Here's your god damned reason. Because thiers a board full of men getting kicks out out of thier dicks hanging from their trousers. Hmm. Maybe that's not a good reason. However, if you read the posts in this thread, let me tell you, you'll be runnin' for the hills.

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Riiiiiiiiiight.....
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