Boys don't cook

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:30pm

Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.

Long time no see Hyp.

But yeah, I remember the story about the shell

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 11:31pm

Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.

Note to self: never visit Hyperion's place. No need to risk fiery death.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-01 11:34pm

Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.

Thats it...I'm never going to your pad. Ever.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:42pm

Hyperion is a "What does this do?" type. A true hacker

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-01 11:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.
Note to self: never visit Hyperion's place. No need to risk fiery death.

I'll second that.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-01 11:49pm

<looks in>

WHAAT? There was talk of Zaia's breasts and I missed it?

<storms off ina huff, setting off incendiary device left in fridge>

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-01 11:49pm

Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-01 11:54pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet

You should meet him in person

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-01 11:55pm

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet
You should meet him in person

I hope you didnt make a mess like you did in the breastfeeding thread when you did

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 12:00am

Connor MacLeod wrote:I hope you didnt make a mess like you did in the breastfeeding thread when you did

Even while sedated he's a riot. My mom loves his accent

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:02am

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I hope you didnt make a mess like you did in the breastfeeding thread when you did
Even while sedated he's a riot. My mom loves his accent

We havent gotten to the joking stage yet.

Maybe we should give him his own show, then distract him with women while we take most of the profits.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 12:23am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet

It was more amusing while it was happening.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:26am

Iceberg wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet
It was more amusing while it was happening.

<incinerates you with Force Lightning>

Silence fool. Some of us just stumbled on this thread and Rob's humorous-ness. don't ruin the moment.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 12:31am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Iceberg wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet
It was more amusing while it was happening.
<incinerates you with Force Lightning>

Silence fool. Some of us just stumbled on this thread and Rob's humorous-ness. don't ruin the moment.

*steps out of the force lightning, brushes an ash off my leather jacket, then brushes my hair out of my eyes and puts on a pair of Ray-Ban Predators*

What was the point of that? Oh well.

*ki strike sends you flying*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 12:33am

Iceberg wrote: *steps out of the force lightning, brushes an ash off my leather jacket, then brushes my hair out of my eyes and puts on a pair of Ray-Ban Predators*

What was the point of that? Oh well.

*ki strike sends you flying*[/quote]

*immobility due to strength of Force, like Obi-Wan vs Jango*

Take THIS!

*Force Storms you into RayCav porn fic*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-02 12:40am

Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storms you into RayCav porn fic*

*pulls out his trusty sledgehammer and smashes MacLeod.

DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 01:10am

Connor MacLeod wrote:<storms off ina huff, setting off incendiary device left in fridge>

::turns on Halon system::

Whoops, didn't realize that there were still people in the kitchen

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-02 01:20am

*puts hand on IG-88E's shoulder*

I got this...

*nods at Hamblin and Es Arkaje*

*puts on sunglasses as Hamblin and Es bombard Connor with all kinds of Janeway porn*

My work here is done.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-02 02:00am

Vertigo1 wrote:*puts hand on IG-88E's shoulder*

I got this...

*nods at Hamblin and Es Arkaje*

*puts on sunglasses as Hamblin and Es bombard Connor with all kinds of Janeway porn*

My work here is done.

Yipe. Steve told me about those two

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 02:01am

I happen to have a (small) stash of Janeway porn, but it's under a dual-key control system. I will deploy it only as a last resort.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-02 03:29am

Now something to scare PETA to death....

in a large bowl combine: Red Wine,+Italian Seaonings
Add 2 kg of BAMBI (ahh Venison, it's better for you then beef)
Soak in fridge for 12 hours

Now place in mixture and all in a roast pan, with Potatoes, celerty (Someone tell the damn treecats to get out of my kitchen), and other veggies and broil for half an hour to 45 minutes (Don't worry about the F or C settings, broil is all the way over full blast on on the oven...)

ok you now have a nice Deer roast, that will give any PETA asshole a heart attack, and contain so little fat that you should be quite well off.

BTW the red wine helps to break down fat....

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 03:46am

Vertigo1 wrote:*puts hand on IG-88E's shoulder*

I got this...

*nods at Hamblin and Es Arkaje*

*puts on sunglasses as Hamblin and Es bombard Connor with all kinds of Janeway porn*

My work here is done.

I swear I will retaliate with Pulaski/Janeway lesbian porn if you force me to.

And dont even make me mention the Weseley BSDM stuff...

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-02 03:46am

IG-88E wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storms you into RayCav porn fic*
*pulls out his trusty sledgehammer and smashes MacLeod.

DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT.

You want to join him?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 06:05am

Darth Wong wrote:
Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.
Note to self: never visit Hyperion's place. No need to risk fiery death.

I am reminded of fight club for some reason.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-02 06:22am

Crayz9000 wrote:I happen to have a (small) stash of Janeway porn, but it's under a dual-key control system. I will deploy it only as a last resort.

Fiend!