AOTC Padme vs Major Kira

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-05-01 10:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:Why are we assuming that it's some fantastic feat to take out a Klingon in hand to hand combat? They're idiots, remember? I don't recall Kira ever employing any fantastic fighting moves or demonstrating unusual strength or speed. Her opponents were just pathetic.

Kira kicked more than just Klingon ass, I don't ever really recall her loosing a fist fight. I know she kick Damar's ass plenty good, and he had the lumpy face to show it afterwards.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-01 10:41pm

Anget Fisher wrote:why do these things always end up with girl on girl action

Tsk tsk , Agent Fisher , I predict a rough time for you here if a little lesbian SW/ST porn gets your shorts all in a twist.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-01 10:45pm

Death from the Sea wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Why are we assuming that it's some fantastic feat to take out a Klingon in hand to hand combat? They're idiots, remember? I don't recall Kira ever employing any fantastic fighting moves or demonstrating unusual strength or speed. Her opponents were just pathetic.
Kira kicked more than just Klingon ass, I don't ever really recall her loosing a fist fight. I know she kick Damar's ass plenty good, and he had the lumpy face to show it afterwards.

Again, how does this prove she's a fantastic fighter? Against someone with pathetic fighting skills, anyone with a modicum of fighting skill can easily come out on top. It doesn't necessarily mean she can beat someone with decent training, and according to the TPM novelization, Amidala has decent training. Would Kira have knocked that arena monster down?

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-01 10:50pm

Again, how does this prove she's a fantastic fighter? Against someone with pathetic fighting skills, anyone with a modicum of fighting skill can easily come out on top. It doesn't necessarily mean she can beat someone with decent training, and according to the TPM novelization, Amidala has decent training. Would Kira have knocked that arena monster down?

Kira spent YEARS locked in a guerrilla war against the Cardassians. That sort of things has got to toughen a girl up a lot more than a little hand-to-hand combat training.

For example, a Costa Rican street thug, who has been fighting for his life for almost the entirety of his life, would probably be able to take out a suburban American guy who's taken a few self-defense courses.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-05-01 10:54pm

Also, she was trained on Naboo, and Naboo's military isn't really something to be praising.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-01 11:07pm

it doesn't bother

just wandering

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-02 01:37am

Thirdfain wrote:Kira spent YEARS locked in a guerrilla war against the Cardassians. That sort of things has got to toughen a girl up a lot more than a little hand-to-hand combat training.

For example, a Costa Rican street thug, who has been fighting for his life for almost the entirety of his life, would probably be able to take out a suburban American guy who's taken a few self-defense courses.

Amidala has been trained by her military and maintains a state of readiness in that aspect, because she may be called upon to fight at any time. Need I remind you that she LED the assault on the Theed castle in TPM? This is more like a Palestinian terrorist trying to take out a military reservist. Hardly a lopsided victory for the terrorist, and a very good chance of the reservist taking him down.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-02 01:38am

anarchistbunny wrote:Also, she was trained on Naboo, and Naboo's military isn't really something to be praising.

But Bajor's terrorist camps are? How so?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-02 02:00am

because Kira was taught how to use the suicide strap on dildo .As soon as the target orgasms it explodes

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-05-02 03:13am

Darth Wong wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Also, she was trained on Naboo, and Naboo's military isn't really something to be praising.
But Bajor's terrorist camps are? How so?

Because Trekkies tell us to? Shit, Leia grew up on Alderaan and I bet she could take Kira.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-02 06:49am

That wouldn't suprise me. Unlike what they claim, it's canon that Alderann was a rebellion supporting planet.

Setesh · Post by **Setesh** » 2003-05-03 12:23am

This whole thread gave me a caption idea, a close up of Kiras face caption reads: Ribbed for her pleasure

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-03 03:08am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Because Trekkies tell us to? Shit, Leia grew up on Alderaan and I bet she could take Kira.

Alderran, while an ostensibly peaceful world, it didn't have a pacifist mind set. After the destruction of Alderaan, many of its citizens, who were off world, subsequently joined the Legion of Alderaan and became one of the most fanatical and feared of all the Alliance Army units. Even Stormies respected the Legion for its tenacity and fighting spirit. So I'd say that Leia has a more than even chance aginst the likes of one spastic Bajoran terrorist.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-03 04:04am

Setesh wrote:This whole thread gave me a caption idea, a close up of Kiras face caption reads: Ribbed for her pleasure

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-03 08:00am

(insert joke about Kira's mirror-universe evil twin)

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-03 09:44am

The major problem is that the Cardies weren't put off Bajor. The Cardies strip mined the planet of everything they could get and then left it. All this shit about the bjoran resistance is crap. They had NO victories to speak off and where jjst about able to survive because the Cardassians couldn't be bothered devoting more resources than necessary.

Padame on the other hand, led her forces in the battle of Naboo and they won that battle and was a major player in the battle of Geonosis. In fact she held her own through that battle and lasted longer than many decorated Jedi.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-05-06 02:41am

The Nomad wrote:
Stravo wrote:Now the best part is that during the hand to hand...Kira realizes that Padme is a beautiful woman and Padme feels abandoned by Anakin. As they roll around on the floor, suddenly Kira and Padma find themselves kissing passionately.

Kira's hungry hands move laong Padme's tight form fitting white jump suit, Padme moans uncontrollably as her nipples respond at attention as her repressed sexuality is suddenly awakened by the passionate Bajoran woman.

Padme pulls away but her eyes are alight with smoky passion. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Padme suddenly kisses Kira back and Kira reposnds by aggressively tearing off Padme's top exposing her firm nubile breasts, dark nipples erect and quivering with each passionate gasp from the senator from Naboo as her own alabaster hands find Kira's belt buckle and undoes it with a frim jerk.

The fight forgotten both women explore each other in fevered moans and gasps, hungry hands and flicking tongues moving in the darkness.
I'm surprised you didn't thought to the guns used as dildos...
Now I just wanna see how Darth Wong is gonna hijack the thread towards ass-fucking .

ASS.
FUCKING.[/size]

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-06 03:16am

Kira introduces Padme to the joys of a replicator dildo

it can be configured to any size and shape she wants with the press of a buton. Though the batteries die in 10 hours. Come on people when they showed tyhose replicator tools on the exo cmps didnt any of you think of any hentai things to do with them???

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-05-06 11:33am

I'm thinking Exocomp with vibrator accessory. C'mon, the thing looks just like the Anal Intruder from the movie Top Secret

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-16 12:34pm

I say Leia comes in and shows how a terrorist-noble can beat one of each! Then the three-way begins

!
LET ME HEAR AN A-MEN, BROTHERS!!!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-16 01:01pm

Darth Gojira wrote:I say Leia comes in and shows how a terrorist-noble can beat one of each! Then the three-way begins !
LET ME HEAR AN A-MEN, BROTHERS!!!

AMEN

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-16 01:19pm

Darth Gojira wrote:I say Leia comes in and shows how a terrorist-noble can beat one of each! Then the three-way begins !
LET ME HEAR AN A-MEN, BROTHERS!!!

Ick. Incest?

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-05-16 01:39pm

phongn wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:I say Leia comes in and shows how a terrorist-noble can beat one of each! Then the three-way begins :twisted: !
LET ME HEAR AN A-MEN, BROTHERS!!!
Ick. Incest?

Leia isn't Luke's sister. Obi-Wan just didn't bother correcting Luke's guess in order to ensure that the identity of his sister would remain "safely anonymous" for a while longer.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-17 09:25am

phongn wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:I say Leia comes in and shows how a terrorist-noble can beat one of each! Then the three-way begins !
LET ME HEAR AN A-MEN, BROTHERS!!!
Ick. Incest?

That didn't stop Luke from getting a little nookie

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-17 12:20pm

I posted a cruel vs thread at Spacebattles...100 Klingons vs 100 Roman soldiers