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Lisa Marie Presley

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Ok, I have to say that I am a die hard Elvis fan. He was and always will be the King.

That being said, I just saw Lisa Marie on Jay Leno. Did anyone else watch this? It's funny, when you watch her talk she seems about as intelligent as a pile of rocks. Jay even had to 'baby talk' her because she seems so dumb. Then I saw her sing; Oh my god, she is horrible. I wanted her to be good, but it just didn't happen.

I guess The King took his music with him.
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Fully agree with the sentiments expressed above. Lisa Marie wasn't talking much at all and was being practically monosyllablic, even when Jay was prying at her for discussion. That was a rough interview.

And here singing was lame.
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Look's like Elvis took his charisma with him too.
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I think her mother is more attractive, personally...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think her mother is more attractive, personally...
yea, but i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Didn't Lisa Marie Presley say she enjoyed anal sex?
And, I'd have to say she's pretty dumb. After all, she is the one tha married Micheal Jackson, right?

I didn't see the interview, though. If I lived on the west coast, I could have caught it, as Leno's on at 10:35 PM there instead of 11:35.
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Yea she said the anal sex on Stern about 2 weeks ago..
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Yep she said she likes it up the butt. One of the very few redeeming factors for her.

Her singing and charisma are not even a pale shadow from her father's.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Yep she said she likes it up the butt. One of the very few redeeming factors for her.

Her singing and charisma are not even a pale shadow from her father's.

For the record, she can sing all she wants if she lets me pork her beans :roll:
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She may not make it big in the music business,remember Julian Lennon. :roll:
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Montcalm wrote:She may not make it big in the music business,remember Julian Lennon. :roll:

and sean lennon... ( even though i listen to him religiously )
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Ghost Rider wrote:Yep she said she likes it up the butt. One of the very few redeeming factors for her.

Her singing and charisma are not even a pale shadow from her father's.
Tell me about it, her single went into heavy rotation just a while ago with the local radio stations, and to be frank it was bland & boring, so much so that I can't even remember it right now despite hearing it at least 10 times over the last week. There's just simply nothing to distinguish her from the thousands of other female singers around, bland voice, bland words and melodies that I can't even remember, it just so forgettable, contrast that with Elvis, you hear 10 seconds of any one of his songs and there's no doubt in your mind that it's none other than the King who's singin'.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:And, I'd have to say she's pretty dumb. After all, she is the one tha married Micheal Jackson, right?
Among her other failed marriages.
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