Boys don't cook

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-02 06:40am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Add 2 kg of BAMBI

LMFAO!
You bastard! so you are the hunter that killed bambi's mom!
anyway, have you ever tried wild boar? now that is tasty! all you need to to is marinate the chops in apple juice and brown sugar for a couple hours and toss'em on the grill. wild boar chops have so much more flavor than regular pork chops even without the marinade, but the sweetness of the apples and sugar...yum!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 06:44am

I saw a deer at 6 ft once. that was cool.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:07am

Hyperion wrote:My mom learned the hard way that just because gay guys are *supposed* to be able to cook, does not mean this one can... And I demonstrated it all too well with a house full of natural gas at about 2AM the other day, with a stove covered with the burned remains of what was supposed to be a type of Mexican drink... And that is not the only time I've done such things, I am a disaster in the kitchen unless it involves a can, a can opener, and a nuker. If what is being made requires anything more than that, call the fire department.

Ah, a stereotypical manly-man... a manly-man that likes other manly-men admitedly, but a manly-man all the same.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:09am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet

I don't flirt, I clown in a sexually provocative way.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:10am

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I hope you didnt make a mess like you did in the breastfeeding thread when you did
Even while sedated he's a riot. My mom loves his accent

I only said about 3 sentences to her, are you sure she isn't confusing me with Lurker, he talked to her quite a bit.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:14am

Connor MacLeod wrote: We havent gotten to the joking stage yet.

Maybe we should give him his own show, then distract him with women while we take most of the profits.

*walks up to Microphone and tap it* " This thing on? So a Highlander, an Iceberg and an Assassin Droid walk into a thread... and a TGOD erupts."

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:17am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Now something to scare PETA to death....

in a large bowl combine: Red Wine,+Italian Seaonings
Add 2 kg of BAMBI (ahh Venison, it's better for you then beef)
Soak in fridge for 12 hours

Now place in mixture and all in a roast pan, with Potatoes, celerty (Someone tell the damn treecats to get out of my kitchen), and other veggies and broil for half an hour to 45 minutes (Don't worry about the F or C settings, broil is all the way over full blast on on the oven...)

ok you now have a nice Deer roast, that will give any PETA asshole a heart attack, and contain so little fat that you should be quite well off.

BTW the red wine helps to break down fat....

Are you adding anything to take the tartness out of the taste there, or are you leaving it to the veggies to ballance it?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:18am

Crayz9000 wrote:I happen to have a (small) stash of Janeway porn, but it's under a dual-key control system. I will deploy it only as a last resort.

I'm worried about who has the second key?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-02 08:41am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet
I don't flirt, I clown in a sexually provocative way.

"Whoops, sorry Raven, I just didn't see you there. Sorry about the lube."

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 08:44am

Eleas wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Seriously, its amusing to watch Rob vacillate between being a cl own, a flirt, and a gourmet
I don't flirt, I clown in a sexually provocative way.
"Whoops, sorry Raven, I just didn't see you there. Sorry about the lube."

Aw, I miss Raven. Is she still on ASVS?
Hopefully NTL will soon have fixed the server problem they only recently admitted to and give me the chance to return.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-02 08:48am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I happen to have a (small) stash of Janeway porn, but it's under a dual-key control system. I will deploy it only as a last resort.
I'm worried about who has the second key?

Through some odd chain mail service that the former occupant of this building was part of, they say California...and I dunno...so who wants it?

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 08:56am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I happen to have a (small) stash of Janeway porn, but it's under a dual-key control system. I will deploy it only as a last resort.
I'm worried about who has the second key?
Through some odd chain mail service that the former occupant of this building was part of, they say California...and I dunno...so who wants it?

*walks casually around missile control twirling a keyring around my finger with a key clearly labeled "SECOND KEY" on it.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-02 08:58am

Iceberg wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I'm worried about who has the second key?
Through some odd chain mail service that the former occupant of this building was part of, they say California...and I dunno...so who wants it?
*walks casually around missile control twirling a keyring around my finger with a key clearly labeled "SECOND KEY" on it.

*casually stands in the corner holding a 50 caliber Browning emblazened with the words: Manual Override

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 09:02am

Iceberg wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I'm worried about who has the second key?
Through some odd chain mail service that the former occupant of this building was part of, they say California...and I dunno...so who wants it?
*walks casually around missile control twirling a keyring around my finger with a key clearly labeled "SECOND KEY" on it.

Second pressure is taken on trigger and the round goes down range. Iceberg screams and... looks at the shards of key imbedded in his hand, the rest of it in pieces throughout the silo.

"How? There's no view into here" *looks at small business card floating to the floor [For when you need only one bullet - any time any place. The impossible a speciality.]*

OOC : just waiting for when you reveal that one was a fake so i can deal with the real one too, this threat is to great to leave intact

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 09:04am

Ow! Shit!

Good thing I put the real second key in a locked vault and buried the vault ten miles below the surface of the Earth.

*a small voice in my head says, "But what if you ever need to USE the second key?"*

Naaaaaaaaaah.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 09:07am

Iceberg wrote:Ow! Shit!

Good thing I put the real second key in a locked vault and buried the vault ten miles below the surface of the Earth.

*a small voice in my head says, "But what if you ever need to USE the second key?"*

Naaaaaaaaaah.

*puts away Mentalist mark 4 helmet, gets out trusty spoon* Better get out there and start digging... where the hell did i put that nuke? Forget my head if it wasn't welded on."

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-02 09:07am

Now ya did it...the second key is in some deep vault no one wants to go to.

Crazyz super weapon against the oncoming horde is useless.

Back to the drawing board.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 09:09am

Ghost Rider wrote:Now ya did it...the second key is in some deep vault no one wants to go to.

Crazyz super weapon against the oncoming horde is useless.

Back to the drawing board.

Soon I will hold the second key, and then it shall journey to Coruscant, where it shall dwell in the posession of my Master, Darth Wong. Oly then will the BBS be safe, at last we can talk of food again.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 09:22am

Your mentalist hat cannot affect me! I'm wearing my TINFOIL HAT! YOU LOSE!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 09:44am

Iceberg wrote:Your mentalist hat cannot affect me! I'm wearing my TINFOIL HAT! YOU LOSE!

Don't make me use my Sith Powers on you! It was the Mentalist hat or Torture, which would you prefer?

And now, dirt-encrusted spoon in hand, glowing slightly from fallout and the second key in hand, we rejoin our adventure :

Rob entered the Citadel and walked between the massed ranks of silent Imperial Guards, towards the huge Throne room doors. The power of his Master suffused the air around him, feeding his connection to the 'Logic' side of the Force. As always the doors opened at his approach, nothing as trivial as electrical means were employed in shifting these multi-ton behemoths, they opened only on the mereist whim of The Emperor (and some nifty counterweighting, after all the Emperor was an Engineer

).

Rob approached the throne and Knelt, head bowed. Waiting for Darth Wong to acknowledge him.

The Emperor was staring intently into a monitor screen, occassional gasps and muted 'Chukka wow, chukka wowow's could be heard comeing from the speakers. "you have succeeded my Apprentice?" He intoned, never looking away from the screen.

"It was as you predicted my Master. All too easy for a follower of the Sith." Robs eyes still fxed to the floor.

"You feel perhaps the mission was below you?" The trace of a smile flitted across the Sith Lords face.

"No my Master. I am yours to command."

"You may leave the key on the table. Choose one of the Harem as your reward." the Emperor waved his hand towards the Pleasure room door, "oh and one more thing."

Rob stopped in mid stride and returned to one knee, his head bowed "What is thy biding my Master. What dread deed shall I perform in thy name?"

"Tell Colin to make me some bearclaws, I'm famished."

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 09:51am

(*takes off hat, throws it away, then pulls out a roll of heavy-duty aluminum foil and wraps up a pot roast to go in the oven*

Now, let's get back to talking food.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-02 10:24am

Iceberg wrote:(*takes off hat, throws it away, then pulls out a roll of heavy-duty aluminum foil and wraps up a pot roast to go in the oven*

Now, let's get back to talking food.

Only been one dessert so rather than putting up Ice cream and Jelly

Rice Pudding

Take a large oven-safe shallow bowl (the sort of thing you would use for large souffles or trifles) and place in 1/2lb of shortgrain, white dessert rice. pour in enough milk to cover this, and add 1-2 dessert spoons of sugar and a sprinkling of Sultana's/currants/raisins as per preference. stir up and then place in oven on low heat for 45 mins to 1 hr. You want the rice to expand and absorb the milk so it becomes sticky, not so it has that horrible creamy shit they serve in tins.

Serve hot into bowls, with cold milk to be added to preference, have sugar available or jam for mixing in as required.

Yum.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 11:55am

You guys really want me to deploy it now, don't you...

However, the real second key is in an undisclosed location. No, it's not in that vault. In accordance with Finagle's Law, it's in the last place that you would expect it. Well, maybe not the last place, but somewhere near there.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-02 12:08pm

*wiping tears away yet again* Geez, Rob. You keep making me cry like this and I'm going to have to kiss you.

Oh, and btw, you, m'dear, are a Gormond, not a Gormet. A Gormond actually eats what he prepares.

Falcata · Post by **Falcata** » 2003-05-02 03:08pm

my cooking skills are limited to throwing meat on the bbq and making waffles.