Halo Comedy?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-01 02:07pm

Has anyone else seen this?

Takes a while to download the whole series, but it really is worth it...

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-05-01 11:20pm

That was great! This is also extremely funny for anyone who hasn't seen it yet:

http://halo.bungie.org/misc/warthogjumpmirrors.html

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-02 01:29am

Wow, you guys are behind the times... I knew about RedvsBlue even before Fark did...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 02:15am

Yuri Prime wrote:That was great! This is also extremely funny for anyone who hasn't seen it yet:

http://halo.bungie.org/misc/warthogjumpmirrors.html

LMAO!

That is funny. Especially the movie quotes they lifted

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-02 02:20am

"Warthog Jump" is even older than Red vs Blue! By about two years!

Times like these, where no one has heard of things I have known about for long periods of time, make me feel.... strange.

And on that note, buttsex.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 02:22am

Well, I don't play Halo, so it's understandable that I'm not priivy to things that happen in the Halo gaming community.

However, I've seen some really funny shit happen while playing Jedi Knight II. Here's one example (you might have to turn your brightness up to see it clearly, I forgot to do that in the image):

I should probably explain how that came about. I Force-pushed the stormie off a catwalk, making him go headfirst into the floor. However, the game glitched up along the way, leaving his dead body hanging in midair in that crazy position, waving like a frantic fish. I was just about rolling on the floor when I saw what had happened.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-02 02:27am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"Warthog Jump" is even older than Red vs Blue! By about two years!

Times like these, where no one has heard of things I have known about for long periods of time, make me feel.... strange.

And on that note, buttsex.

Buttsex, indeed.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-05-02 05:04am

I've been watching Red vs. Blue for the last month.. Church is my god!

Now some choice quotes:

"You know what.. I fuckin hate you."

"You know what? I could blow up the whole god damn world with this thing."

And one from Tucker..

"Women are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-05-02 10:20am

Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-02 11:17am

"Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
"No, I think he called her a slut."

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-02 12:18pm

Suicidal Lifestyle wrote: Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal"

Sarge: God-damn it boy, shut your mouth or i'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!

Simmons: Oh, i'd do it too.

Sarge: I know you would Simmons. Good man.