Tissue Engineers grow penis!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 03:49pm

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 03:53pm

Great, so now the sexually active can have twice the pleasure and DorkStar can now get his very own.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-02 03:58pm

Sweet merciful crap.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 04:01pm

-snicker- can you imagine the pornos in a decade or two?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 04:07pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:-snicker- can you imagine the pornos in a decade or two?

I don't have to as I've already seen hentai mangas with twin dick demons in.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-02 04:11pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Great, so now the sexually active can have twice the pleasure and DorkStar can now get his very own.

It's not required for Dorkstar. He likes to take it up the other end.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 04:11pm

but these will be real, live recorded!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 04:11pm

Where would a penis look most out of place on a body?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-05-02 04:22pm

Rye wrote:Where would a penis look most out of place on a body?

Pretty much anywhere, when you think about it.

But some funny places to put them, instead of other organs:

Over your nose, so you can be a real dickhead.
In your mouth, so your SO can kiss you and give you head at the same time
Replacing your middle finger, so you can really say "fuck you!" when you flip someone the bird(of curse, if we do that to women, we just might make ourselves obsolete...).
On your foot, so you can kick some fuckin' ass.
Replacing your brain, so you really can think with the Little Head(or at least be able to fuck with your own mind... or would that help you to come to a decision?).

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-02 04:32pm

Could you make a bunch of little cocks grow out of your glans like a coosh ball?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 05:12pm

XaLEv wrote:Could you make a bunch of little cocks grow out of your glans like a coosh ball?

Stop justifying Nature making debilitating diseases, you should be shot by your fellow men for that one.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-02 06:00pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote: Stop justifying Nature making debilitating diseases, you should be shot by your fellow men for that one.

Mmmkaayyyy.....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-02 06:49pm

I'm sure most of the artificially created penises will end up either in messed-up pornos, or in McDonalds hamburgers. Perhaps they would be a food item, and bring a whole new meaning to "Fruit cocktail".

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 06:53pm

Maybe them herbalist folks'll stop picking on the tigers if there's a ready source of penises freshly grown by mail order.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-02 06:56pm

On the plus side, having two penises would be a good way to convince your girlfriend that you need to have a threesome. Two penises = two vaginas.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-02 07:20pm

Nifty application: multicock sex.

Serious application: Not turning boys into girls because they were in an accident and their dicks were sheered off.

Another application is, if they can grown penii, they can customize how big they get, and could potentially figure a way to grow ones own penis larger (possibly by adding new/stem cells to cause growth). Know I wouldn't mind to be 8 or so inches, even if it is just to stroke my own ego (and other things)

But this has more applications other then just porn. Tho porn is pretty damn nifty.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-02 07:39pm

Aren't small-penised men better lovers? I however MUST be hung like a horse because I'm a terrible lover.

Bah! To hell with customized dicks! I like my average-sized one as it is, and I wouldn't want an entire world of ultra-massive hentai-shaming manpole-laden previously-insecure men to question my choice of NOT getting a dick extension, and possibly laughing at it. Boy I'd get pissed mighty fast.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-02 07:51pm

SAMAS wrote:
Rye wrote:Where would a penis look most out of place on a body?
Pretty much anywhere, when you think about it.

But some funny places to put them, instead of other organs: <snip>

The word "peckerhead" comes to mind immediately....

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 08:04pm

Before you lot get a little too out of control with your sexual fantasies and multicock wanking, lety me just remind you how damn complicated your happy stick is. You may be able to purchase an upgrade to have an extra one, but where are you going to put it and how is the plumbing going to work out?

What's more, you think it's hard to get the nerves in a severed hand working again, imagine what it's like with the most sensitive organ on the male body, it would be an electricians nightmare if it were a computer.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-02 08:41pm

the most sensitive part in the human body is the anus, i believe.

then the fingertips.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 09:10pm

Another thing: i'm sick of all you men saying "x comment, my penis is huge!"

please provide a pic of your penis to ein for verification in future, or else we'll assume it's small and you're insecure.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-02 09:14pm

I find this a little bit stupid,if they want to grow replacement organs should`nt they start with hearts,kidneys or other more important organs.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-02 09:22pm

Montcalm wrote:I find this a little bit stupid,if they want to grow replacement organs should`nt they start with hearts,kidneys or other more important organs.

It was to show that they could regrow nerve cells.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 09:29pm

kojikun wrote:the most sensitive part in the human body is the anus, i believe.

then the fingertips.

I'll have to look into that, I always heard it was the sexual organs then the manipulator ones like hands and feet.

Anus? Maybe this would explain some sexual preferences.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-02 09:36pm

neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I find this a little bit stupid,if they want to grow replacement organs should`nt they start with hearts,kidneys or other more important organs.
It was to show that they could regrow nerve cells.

That does`nt explain why they chose weiner.