Scientists use mouse stemcells to create egg!

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Scientists use mouse stemcells to create egg!

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cooooooooooooooooooooool.
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let the modifications begin!
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Mmm, boy. Factory-made livers. Drink to your heart's content! Brand name lungs! Smoke all you want! Lose that finger in a horrible blender accident? He's a new one! All for only $1,000 each!
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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As great as this new biotech is, with great power comes great responsibility.

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Yeah, you don't want to have people so different biologically that they can't even relate to each other as human beings...At best in this worst-case senario, they'll see each other as mutual animals.
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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Yes. Finally I can create, Mini-me. :D
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neoolong wrote:Yes. Finally I can create, Mini-me. :D
I think one carbon copy of each member here is one too many as it is. :wink:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
neoolong wrote:Yes. Finally I can create, Mini-me. :D
I think one carbon copy of each member here is one too many as it is. :wink:
You're right. Better have my copy silicon-based. :wink:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
neoolong wrote:Yes. Finally I can create, Mini-me. :D
I think one carbon copy of each member here is one too many as it is. :wink:
Fine, my harem of beautiful clones.
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Why make more dicks when you can make more balls? Think of the massive loads blown, gentlemen! :twisted: Imagine your girlfriend's surprise at "Ol' Faceful!"
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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hahha, thats obscene. . .
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UltraViolence83 wrote:Why make more dicks when you can make more balls? Think of the massive loads blown, gentlemen! :twisted: Imagine your girlfriend's surprise at "Ol' Faceful!"
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!

Hmm that reminds me of a few pr0n vids I procured off Kazaa...
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Speaking of male sexual organs, how about engineering............the 135 inch dick from hell!!!!
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Darth Gojira wrote:Speaking of male sexual organs, how about engineering............the 135 inch dick from hell!!!!
Egh there is such a thing as too big, but I'd like to be able to fill a cup with my cum in one go. :D
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Darth Gojira wrote:Speaking of male sexual organs, how about engineering............the 135 inch dick from hell!!!!
Jesus H. Christ riding a Big Bertha sized dildo, that's phacking insane!
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Darth Gojira wrote:Speaking of male sexual organs, how about engineering............the 135 inch dick from hell!!!!
11 ft, 4 inches?

thats bigger then a horse :?
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I'll bet the all the blood it takes to fuel that monster'll either send you into shock, render you unconcious, or at least make you light headed.
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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UltraViolence83 wrote:I'll bet the all the blood it takes to fuel that monster'll either send you into shock, render you unconcious, or at least make you light headed.
Speaking volume wise, I doubt 9 pints goes into a 5 foot at least body and 11 foot long penis.
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