Boys don't cook

[theski]

Bring it CPTN

[Ted]

I can cook reasonably well if given the proper instructions.

For instance, the pancakes are dead easy to make as it comes with instructions on the side.

As well, Jello puddings are easy to make...I think I'll have one now.

[Coyote]

Cooking is easy:

Bowl. Cereal. Milk. Add spoon if you're "civilized" or have date over.
Dessert: Beer.

[Next of Kin]

I can cook reasonably well if given the proper instructions.

For instance, the pancakes are dead easy to make as it comes with instructions on the side.

Just do what I do and put them in the toaster! Why bother making it from scratch when the man has them preprocessed and ready to go!

[theski]

NOK what are you taking about,, I thought someone else cooked for you

[Coyote]

Another good recipe is "Car, $30.00, Pizza Hut"

[Next of Kin]

NOK what are you taking about,, I thought someone else cooked for you

Ya but Chef Bouyardee isn't around every moment of the day!

[Kelly Antilles]

Another good recipe is "Car, $30.00, Pizza Hut"

My favorites are:
$10 - Golden Corral (all you can eat INCLUDING steak)
$10 - Chick-fil-a (I eat it upwards of 4 times a week. I"m going to turn into a chicken)
$5 - Panera (bagel w/cream cheese and a cinnamon crunch scone)

[InnerBrat]

I can cook reasonably well if given the proper instructions.

For instance, the pancakes are dead easy to make as it comes with instructions on the side.

As well, Jello puddings are easy to make...I think I'll have one now.

*checks flour*
no...
*checks eggs*
Nope.
*checks milk*
Nope. None of these packets have instructions on them.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Now something to scare PETA to death....

in a large bowl combine: Red Wine,+Italian Seaonings
Add 2 kg of BAMBI (ahh Venison, it's better for you then beef)
Soak in fridge for 12 hours

Now place in mixture and all in a roast pan, with Potatoes, celerty (Someone tell the damn treecats to get out of my kitchen), and other veggies and broil for half an hour to 45 minutes (Don't worry about the F or C settings, broil is all the way over full blast on on the oven...)

ok you now have a nice Deer roast, that will give any PETA asshole a heart attack, and contain so little fat that you should be quite well off.

BTW the red wine helps to break down fat....

Are you adding anything to take the tartness out of the taste there, or are you leaving it to the veggies to ballance it?

Letting the veggies ballence it out, I like it that way, although I do have a good variety of spicies....

[The Yosemite Bear]

*Mixes Falafel*
*Breaks out store bought Tahaini*
*puts small about (1" or 3 cm) amout of extra virgin Olive oil in wok*
*Put's pita bread into bamboo steamer basket over boiling water*
begins wok frying the flalafel balls and letting them drain back into the wok via the grill work.
*has best friend's wife chop lettuce/Roma Tomatoes, etc.*

begins dishing out Gyros for everyone.

[Crayz9000]

Arabic gyros, you mean.

A real Greek gyro (well, as close as you'll come to one in this country) is made with spicy lamb, tzatziki, tomatoes, and lettuce.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

All right. As the stereotypes have it, us guys can't cook for beans*. But I've found reality isn't always that clear-cut. Indeed, there are males out there who continually fail to accidentally burn water.

So, in order to bolster our team's points in the neverending struggle between genders, gentlemen, your tastiest recipies... let's have 'em.




*pun intended, even if it was horrific

My favorite recipe: Die Eier Von Satan. And no, not the same as the TOOL song.

Each adult serving includes the following:

6 Eggs
1 Habanero Pepper, fat and juicy
6-12 Bell Peppers, depending on personal preference
Pepper-Jack Cheese. The exact amount is to be known as "Lots".
Italian Sausage

Start cooking sausage. Start cooking scrambled eggs. Dice Habanero and Bell peppers fine, and mix peppers together, then set peppers aside. When sausage is done, add it to eggs and scramble with vengeance. Add cheese, allow to melt. Scoop onto plate. Garnish with mixed peppers. DO NOT GET FINGERS NEAR EYES. Wash hands thoroughly with thick soap, rinse, drip dry.

Set plate on table. Make sure cat does not attempt to immolate itself on your breakfast. Get LARGE glass of beer or milk. Consume. Scream. Throw something. Run outside and hurt people with your mind.

[XaLEv]

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Und Keine Eier!!

I had to say it.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

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Und Keine Eier!!

I had to say it.

Just for that, you get the first heaping plateful whenever the members of this board get around to organizing annual barbecues.

[Crayz9000]

Set plate on table. Make sure cat does not attempt to immolate itself on your breakfast. Get LARGE glass of beer or milk. Consume. Scream. Throw something. Run outside and hurt people with your mind.

How often do you eat food with a lot of chilis?

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Set plate on table. Make sure cat does not attempt to immolate itself on your breakfast. Get LARGE glass of beer or milk. Consume. Scream. Throw something. Run outside and hurt people with your mind.

How often do you eat food with a lot of chilis?

Often enough to make my ex-wife angry about it.

Actually, only every few weeks.

[Crayz9000]

Actually, only every few weeks.

Hmm. *shrugs* I often eat canned jalapeños, so I'm kind of used to hot stuff.

I've found that jalapeños, tomatoes, and onion are better on a hot dog than the usual combination of mustard, ketchup, and relish.

[jegs2]

All right. As the stereotypes have it, us guys can't cook for beans*. But I've found reality isn't always that clear-cut. Indeed, there are males out there who continually fail to accidentally burn water.

So, in order to bolster our team's points in the neverending struggle between genders, gentlemen, your tastiest recipies... let's have 'em.

Sherri doesn't cook, or I should say that she rarely cooks. I do most of the cooking, although since her operation, she doesn't eat anything in the way of solid food. My all-time favorite dish is spaghetti. It's very easy to make and quite tasty.

[Rob Wilson]

Sherri doesn't cook, or I should say that she rarely cooks. I do most of the cooking, although since her operation, she doesn't eat anything in the way of solid food. My all-time favorite dish is spaghetti. It's very easy to make and quite tasty.

Ah, Spag bol with red wine sauce, hhmmm.

[Rob Wilson]

Pepper-Jack Cheese. The exact amount is to be known as "Lots".

Que? Is this the brand name or a type of cheese? I get the feeling it's not available over here in the UK, though if it is i can see myself getting some with a name like that.

[Crayz9000]

Que? Is this the brand name or a type of cheese? I get the feeling it's not available over here in the UK, though if it is i can see myself getting some with a name like that.

A type of cheese. Monterey Jack with chili peppers. It's a California thing.

[Rob Wilson]

Are you adding anything to take the tartness out of the taste there, or are you leaving it to the veggies to ballance it?

Letting the veggies ballence it out, I like it that way, although I do have a good variety of spicies....

Ah, so things like Green beans, peas, onion, mushrooms?

[Rob Wilson]

*wiping tears away yet again* Geez, Rob. You keep making me cry like this and I'm going to have to kiss you.

Aw shucks

Oh, and btw, you, m'dear, are a Gormond, not a Gormet. A Gormond actually eats what he prepares.

I am niether a gourmet nor a gourmand, I am a guy with a healthy appetite, a well stocked larder and a full freezer.

[Rob Wilson]

Que? Is this the brand name or a type of cheese? I get the feeling it's not available over here in the UK, though if it is i can see myself getting some with a name like that.

A type of cheese. Monterey Jack with chili peppers. It's a California thing.

hm, I'll have to see if the Dellicatessen in town can get some for a try out. Cheers Crayz.