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xtreme wrote:So far I like this place.
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Subject: Welcome


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xtreme wrote:Since everyone is in the habit of poking........... *xtreme drops his pants and proceeds to "poke" Zaia's breasts.*
xtreme's leaving here in a body bag...
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Gandalf wrote:
xtreme wrote:Since everyone is in the habit of poking........... *xtreme drops his pants and proceeds to "poke" Zaia's breasts.*
xtreme's leaving here in a body bag...
No, once Zaia has finished with him there won't be much left to fill a sandwich bag up.
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xtreme wrote:And for everone else that poked me.
I begin to suspect that things may not go well for you from here on...
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Well...since it seems to be the flavour for the moment...


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yes it's true...

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That last image made my stomach do a somersault.
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I think we've found an equal to Janeway porn.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:That last image made my stomach do a somersault.
You know you want.....it.

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Crayz9000 wrote:I think we've found an equal to Janeway porn.
I think I'll have to agree as does my digestive tract.
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Post by Rye »

If i had the choice of watching a naked janeway writh around in the sweaty folds of a hutt or some catsuited latex woman with a citrus fruit head grab her boobs...i know which i'd choose.

No not janeway.


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this noob almost pisses me off.

Almost :wink:

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That noob is gonna get torn to pieces by Zaia, if not by the rest of us first.

And Rye...that was a very, interesting, picture.

I don't feel like wasting my Gridfiredoken on him....
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Post by Embracer Of Darkness »

Rye wrote:Image
This måy måke me look såd, but åm I the only person here who knows thåt body belongs to Ditå Von Teese?
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I thought it was Elvira and Xtreme welcome to the board ......oh yeah *4 tons of flaming monkey poo land on Xtreme* there thats better >Remeber only the Brotherhood throws crap around here *walks off into a dimesional doorway*
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This måy måke me look såd, but åm I the only person here who knows thåt body belongs to Ditå Von Teese?
errr...no it doesn't...i know dita von teese and it certainly isn't her.

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because that's the womans sans head sized inquisitive citrus fruit.
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That's quite about enough of this nonsense. Welcome.
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