Tissue Engineers grow penis!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-02 09:43pm

Montcalm wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I find this a little bit stupid,if they want to grow replacement organs should`nt they start with hearts,kidneys or other more important organs.
It was to show that they could regrow nerve cells.
That does`nt explain why they chose weiner.

It's a) sexually relevant b) damn hard (forgive the pun) organ to make.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 09:45pm

Plus, half the planet will breathe a sigh of relief now that they know there's a spare in medical possibility.

No man is gonna forget that extra penises are there if needed.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-02 09:54pm

If men are behind most of the research, it gives them extra incentive to get it done right.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-02 10:15pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
neoolong wrote: It was to show that they could regrow nerve cells.
That does`nt explain why they chose weiner.
It's a) sexually relevant b) damn hard (forgive the pun) organ to make.

I'm thinking it's a "next step" toward developing other organs. And besdies, what if every man loses their penis? If that's the case, we'd need teh ability to make one in a lab, for the sake of the human race!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-03 02:27am

*Crosses Legs* Damn, that's strange.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-03 03:22am

ROFL..... I can see the e-mail spam now!

"""Two - yes two- times the fun""" Why settle for one when you can please your partner with two!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 08:24am

kojikun wrote:the most sensitive part in the human body is the anus, i believe.

then the fingertips.

ROFLMAO!!!

So that's why I like buttsex!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-03 09:23am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
kojikun wrote:the most sensitive part in the human body is the anus, i believe.

then the fingertips.
ROFLMAO!!!

So that's why I like buttsex!!

I would have thot the prostate more sensitve. . .

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 09:42am

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
kojikun wrote:the most sensitive part in the human body is the anus, i believe.

then the fingertips.
ROFLMAO!!!

So that's why I like buttsex!!
I would have thot the prostate more sensitve. . .

Well, it is what makes me scream...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-03 10:29am

Admiral Valdemar wrote: Stop justifying Nature making debilitating diseases, you should be shot by your fellow men for that one.

I still want to know WTF this means.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-03 10:45am

I can see this developing into a new disease:

Irreversable Penis Growth. LOL!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-03 10:59am

XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Stop justifying Nature making debilitating diseases, you should be shot by your fellow men for that one.
I still want to know WTF this means.

Your post was so bad that it justified bad things happening in the world.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-03 11:19am

Why's all the news in Oz so funky?

Just look at the other headlines:
Tissue engineers grow penis
Dead granddad gets to wedding
Cigarette girls too sexy for office
Dog hit by car, shot, frozen recovers
Nude man rescued from air duct
Stink bombs banned, spud guns next
Burglars steal alligator
$2.5m stolen art found at toilet
Man gets married, kills wife
$100k for MP sex offer
Police arrest corpse-heart eater
Snoring linked to pain
Pilots sacked for stripping
Goldfish placed in sling
Dog run over, shot and frozen

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-03 11:34pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Well, it is what makes me scream...

Sweet Hell I did not need to know that!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-04 12:18am

Is anyone picturing something akin to Fantasia?, with the little broomsticks running around...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-04 12:42am

Gandalf wrote:Is anyone picturing something akin to Fantasia?, with the little broomsticks running around...

LMFAO!

I don't think thats what Walt Disney intended.

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-05-04 12:58am

Superman wrote:On the plus side, having two penises would be a good way to convince your girlfriend that you need to have a threesome. Two penises = two vaginas.

Well, you can also give 'em both barrels fore and aft at the same time, but you can do that now with the right type of strap-on.

-- Joe Momma

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-04 01:42am

what happened to this thread? all of the sudden its like.. GRR BAAH PROSTATE BROOMSTICKS STRAPON AFT YES YES YES..

Seriously, wtf? Cmon, back to talking about guys with two or three dicks coming from places they shouldnt be.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-04 02:02am

The tongue is the sensitive organ in the body, last I checked. Although that may simply be a side effect of the prudish Amercian education system.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-05-04 02:04am

BrYaN19kc wrote:I can see this developing into a new disease:

Irreversable Penis Growth. LOL!

There is such a condition, read about it in Darwin Awards books.
It really is more about how idiots inject cocaine or another drug into their penis and it doesn't ever go down, the end up losing limbs, their penis and having exploded bladders. Not a fun way to live out your days.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-05-06 10:32pm

kojikun wrote:what happened to this thread? all of the sudden its like.. GRR BAAH PROSTATE BROOMSTICKS STRAPON AFT YES YES YES..

Seriously, wtf? Cmon, back to talking about guys with two or three dicks coming from places they shouldnt be.

How about nipples?