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Col. Crackpot wrote:personally i blame those pesky Canadians. ever since they started hanging around there has been nothing but trouble. it started off innocent enough...a little Bryan Adams a little Molson once in a while and then BAM! all of a sudden your sitting in a moose hunting lodge wearing a flannel shirt, listening to Anne Murray and Gordon Lightfoot while eating round fucking bacon and getting shitfaced on the Hi-Dry you bought with godddamn pink money.
I see someone who want to get his butt kicked,"Enough with bashing Canada" :evil:
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Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:personally i blame those pesky Canadians. ever since they started hanging around there has been nothing but trouble. it started off innocent enough...a little Bryan Adams a little Molson once in a while and then BAM! all of a sudden your sitting in a moose hunting lodge wearing a flannel shirt, listening to Anne Murray and Gordon Lightfoot while eating round fucking bacon and getting shitfaced on the Hi-Dry you bought with godddamn pink money.
I see someone who want to get his butt kicked,"Enough with bashing Canada" :evil:
oh calm down mon ami, i'm just kidding :P
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Us Canadians.

We give you your quality rockers, your comedians, your doctors, your high-tech people, your models and now your money styles.

We don't need to conquer America. We need to SHAPE IT TO OUR UNGODLY WILL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Lagmonster wrote:Us Canadians.

We give you your quality rockers, your comedians, your doctors, your high-tech people, your models and now your money styles.

We don't need to conquer America. We need to SHAPE IT TO OUR UNGODLY WILL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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"oh my god! We've....We've got CANADIANS! THER'RE EVERYWHERE!"
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AdmiralKanos wrote:Aw, relax. Your money looks boring, and this way you can still differentiate bills from a distance or while drunk.
Don't frighten us with your sorceror's ways, Admiral Kanos! I've seen a Canadian ten dollar bill before! Felt like it was printed off normal paper, and was purple and green on the same side. Purple and green. I can only hope our money doesn't go the way of the rest of the world i.e.,: shit.

I mean c'mon, Canadian coins have deer and beavers on them! The hell!?

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EDIT: Bill may have been other colors. Anyway, it was WAY to flamboyant to me.
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When I was in Japan I loved holding a bill up to the sun and seeing the little invisible face-dude appear. Kicked unholy amounts of ass.
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Oh, well, that WOULD be cool to have. :P
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Australian money owns you all. It's plastic. Or something like that.
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Vympel wrote:Australian money owns you all. It's plastic. Or something like that.
Yeah. It rocks at the end of a ski season that all money that people lose is still intact.

Whats even better is that it doesn't disintegrate in the wash.
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Yeah. It rocks at the end of a ski season that all money that people lose is still intact.

Whats even better is that it doesn't disintegrate in the wash.
Unlike your impoverished nation American can afford to replace its currency constantly.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Yeah. It rocks at the end of a ski season that all money that people lose is still intact.

Whats even better is that it doesn't disintegrate in the wash.
Unlike your impoverished nation American can afford to replace its currency constantly.

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weemadando wrote:
Vympel wrote:Australian money owns you all. It's plastic. Or something like that.
Whats even better is that it doesn't disintegrate in the wash.
Leave it to Americans to prove you wrong on that one. :P
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First they diddle-fuck with Lucky Charms. Now they're going to change the color of the $20 bill. Unless they make it another nice boring color like dark blue, I'm utterly opposed to this.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Yeah. It rocks at the end of a ski season that all money that people lose is still intact.

Whats even better is that it doesn't disintegrate in the wash.
Unlike your impoverished nation American can afford to replace its currency constantly.
That, and US currency will survive the wash as well.
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phongn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Unlike your impoverished nation American can afford to replace its currency constantly.
That, and US currency will survive the wash as well.
Yeah, because if it didn't, how would organized crime launder money?

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